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Dasha Anikyda Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

Normally, when I introduce you guys to a new hottie, I’m at least able to tell you a couple things about her, like where she’s from or what she’s into. But this time, looks like I’m going to have to just make something up. So meet  Dasha Anikyda . According to my “sources,” this busty Russian loves long walks on the beach and sending dirty selfies to pasty bloggers. Here’s hoping anyway. Enjoy!

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Emily Sears Does Maxim Good

I know I usually like to rag on these so-called mens’ magazines for doing boring photoshoots. But that must not apply to the international versions. Because trust me, there’s definitely nothing boring about this latest shoot Aussie super-hottie  Emily Sears did for Maxim Australia ‘s February issue. If anything, the only problem I’ve got with these pictures is that there’s not twice as many of them.

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Cami Morrone For Love Magazine of the Day

Cami Morrone was smart enough to get involved in some Love Magazine bullshit, that is their “advent calendar”…that lacks concept, that they think is clever, that uses it girls or aspiring it girls, and that out of 28 days I’ve though two were worth watching, and sure I’m a hater, I hate before I see this shit, but I force myself to watch them in completion to really solidify that I hate the people in the shit, the vibe, the whole fucking thing… So Cami Morrone was cast at the tail end of their biggest marketing push of the year, and she is in lingerie, her body huge titty and amazing, and they are recreating a scene from blade runner…and it’s terrible..it’s like why remix somehting that is fine just the way it was, it’s not good, or clever…it’s just lazy… It’s like when Love hired their fashion video people they said “Pitch us ideas”…and this particular dude said “I’ll do movie scenes”…not Holiday Scenes…just scenes that don’t need to be redone…because it will be starring a girl who can’t act…in lingerie…and anything with a girl in lingerie is good… Cami Morrone has a banging body, my biggest fail is that she was filming a movie in montreal all fall and I didn’t track her down and throw my semen on her…because I am old, barely have semen, and because that’s considered sexual harrasment…and more interestingly…she’s Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino’s stepdaughter or some shit…and I love stepDaughter’s with huge tits….making her pretty fucking priveledged and annoying, but with tits like this and not being a Hadid or Kardashian…I am a fan of hers…for now… It will take a few more vapid, shameless, attempts at celebrity…making bullshit noise…in a world that doesn’t need more noise…to officially hate her… But I do hate these Love Magazine videos…a lot..and that’s what this is about.. The post Cami Morrone For Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ines Melia & Juliette Dol by Olivier Zahm of the Day

I don’t think Ines Melia or Juliette Do really matter, or that these photos are produced by the creator / owner / hipster icon Olivier Zahm from Purple Magazine… I don’t think it matters what the brand of lingerie that put this together is…. I do think that the fact that there is bush is fucking iconic, amazing, I love pubic hair and always have and feel that guys who don t are weird pedo faggots… I do think the fact that sheer lingerie is actually sheer in the catalog, you know show the product for what it is, like it was the Sears catalog in the 70s we all jerked off to, that couldn’t afford to airbrush out the nipples at least not fully… Because underwear that is sheer, should have bush that is visible and I’m just made it is not bigger…thicker…matted…wetter…but loving it none the less….good job guys…keep up the good work.. The post Ines Melia & Juliette Dol by Olivier Zahm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sears Sucks!

It’s no wonder Sears stock is down 85% over the last 5 years!

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Andy Murray and Kim Sears: Married!

It’s love-love for Andy Murray and Kim Sears, who tied the knot Saturday in Scotland. The tennis champ and his girlfriend made it official after 10 years together! The longtime couple married in Dunblane Cathedral in his hometown of Dunblane, Scotland. The duo began dating in 2005 and got engaged in November. Andy Murray, 27, was seen arriving to the church dressed in a formal kilt. He was accompanied by his brother and fellow tennis pro Jamie Murray, also kilted. Murray waved as he entered the 12th Century cathedral. Later, he emerged with his bride, they were showered with well-wishes from guests and fans. The athlete was clearly excited about his much-anticipated big day even before he exchanged his vows, sending out an emoji-filled tweet this morning. This pretty much sums up the wedding experience for a lot of people: Murray and Kim Sears , also 27, did not invite any fellow tennis stars, despite the fact that he’s friends with Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer: “[It will be] everyone who we’re close to, people we’ve spent a lot of time with in the past, but also people we see ourselves spending time with in the future.” “There won’t be any celebrities as such,” Murray said of the event. Murray won the Olympic tennis gold medal, and the U.S. Open, in 2012. He then became the first British man to win Wimbledon in 77 years in 2013. He can handle a racket … but couldn’t handle wedding planning. “Kim’s been pretty much doing it. I’ve tried to help out when she has asked, but I haven’t been over-involved,” he told the Telegraph earlier this month. “I did all the food and cake tasting which I really enjoyed, although I didn’t think I was going to. It’s a big day for Kim … Pretty much everything is taken care of.” That it is … and it sounds like they aced it. Congratulations! View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Got Married in 2015

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Holiday Fab: Kmart/Sears Shopping Guide

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Gabriela Rabelo Lovely for Macy’s Lingerie of the Day

This Brazilian Model Is Awesome…even in shitty underwear shoots for Macy’s that remind me of jerking off to the Sears catalog in an era before the Internet….only with a lot less anxiety…because my foster mom won’t get mad and make me do borderline criminal things to me…to punish me when she gets home from working at the diner when she finds her Sears Catalog desecrated, violated, raped by someone who isn’t even her biological son… I really hate lingerie catalog shoots….and I always have…with their edited nipples and mall family portrait quality….but it is the Holidays and time for all the stores to push this shit like it is crack cocaine to all the useless husbands who don’t know what to buy their wives they hate…..but this Gabriela Rabelo makes this Macy’s shit worth lookin’ at….

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Kate Upton Tweets Some V Magazine Titty Outtakes of the Day

Kate Upton was working on the weekend…this girl understands what I’ve been saying all along and that is that her time is limited on this modeling scene…her body just won’t be able to support her weight gain…and her weight gain won’t be able to support a modeling career…but she’s hype right now…an “It” girl who everyone wants a piece of because tits get fucking hits…and she’s got fucking tits…real big ones…that she knows she’s got to show off while they last…or while they are still youthful and good…and from doing SI and men’s magazines…to now getting COSMO , VOGUE , Jalouse …you’d think she was an actual fashion model…and not the plus sized model working the Sears catalog I see….making me think that either I’m the crazy one….or everyone’s just trying to get a piece to make a fucking dollar….

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Emily Sears Doubles Up The Hotness

It looks as though the folks over at Zoo magazine thought it might be a good idea if they, through the magic of photoshop, doubled up hottie Emily Spears for a little girl-on-girl action… I couldn’t agree more. Here she is playing with herself, sort of, in some sexy lingerie shots. I’m kind of confused by all this though, is it incest if she gets sexy with an exact copy of herself or is it just awesome? It thought so.