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Taylor Momsen Channels Dakota Fanning in the Runaways of the Day

I saw the Runaways because I am a pervert and the idea of teen rockers in lingerie may not be all that sexy to me, but the masturbation seen with Kristen Stewart telling a bitch to get off to Farrah Fawecet’s hair (pre-death) kinda was, even if Kristen Steward reminds me of a dude you’d meet in the woods out back of a trailer park killing squirrels while smoking meth and taking a fucking shit. So I know that Taylor Momsen is ripping off that Joan Jett hustle, as much as she’s milking the fact that she’s 17 as hard as she can to generate some buzz before she turns 18 and everyone sees how much she looks like Lady Gaga with her weak chin and all…and the whole thing is boring, especially when the pussy she’s dyking out with looks like she’s either a mom of 4, a checkout girl at WalMart who’s been stealing all the broken chocolate bars they can’t sell, or just real down with fast food. Clearly Momssen was looking for someone who wasn’t as hot as her who would steal the show…and this is the best she could come up with… It’s boring, but I guess this is growing up in Hollywood in the most obvious of ways… FOLLOW ME This act is a little too obvious, I want a little more creativity or vagina in publicity stunts…. To See The Rest of the Obviously Staged, Lesbian Insuation for Attention Pics Follow This Link

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Some Boring Victoria’s Secret Pictures of the Day

The problem I have with Victoria’s Secret is that the women never have nipples. How can I get off to a bitch’s body if her nipples aren’t hard…it makes me feel like the photoshopped person I am looking at isn’t human…and although getting off to something that isn’t human wouldn’t be a first for me, it doesn’t mean it’s something I like or that I’m not ashamed of.. Pocket Pussy, I’m talking to you… The other problem I have with Victoria’s Secret is that their pics are always the boring fucking same. I get the whole hot chick in underwear thing, but I’d appreciate a little creativity to show off these bathing suits. Slut it up a little motherfuckers, this isn’t the Sears catalog…seriously… No nipple, no bush, no pussy definition, photoshopped women who don’t need to be photoshopped, in boring poses and boring settings makes me cry on the inside…but at least the girls are ridiculously hot…cuz that shit will save any crisis….war….natural disaster…etc. FOLLOW ME I guess their new catalog dropped…cuz here’s Erin Heatherton… And more importantly, here’s Candice Swanepoel…. FOLLOW ME

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Brittany Snow in Lingerie of the Day

I am only posting these pictures to further prove my point that Maxim is no longer on the ship, they have fallen overboard and are fucking drowning and for some reason, I take great pleasure in their irrlevance, maybe cuz they were cocky big shots back when the internet first started, maybe cuz they run after me with lawyers letters every time I post their boring pictures of non-celebrities cuz that’s all they can get, maybe it’s cuz they are assholes, maybe cuz I just like seeing people fail.. I mean Brittany Snow? Is Maxim now Dancing with the Stars of bottom feeders….you know a place where people who were once on TV go to get their picture taken in their underwear… All I know is that it’s amazing…and the pictures of the no name bitch trying to be remembered aren’t even hot…did they lose their photographer and have to hire the Sears family portrait guy? I mean fuck…These are a joke…and I feel bad for Brittany Snow who clearly has potential, but instead of team make her do this garbage… When they email me to take these pics that probably cost them 10 dollars to coordinate, suing me for 250,000 dollars, I’ll be sure to post the lawywers letter. Idiots should be thanking me for the exposure.

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DVD: Twelve Keeps the Our-Youth-Are-Doomed Genre Alive

You’ve probably heard this quote from eighth century BC philosopher Hesiod in some high school valedictorian’s speech: “I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words… When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint.” And so it goes, with each generation bemoaning the horrors of the new brats snapping at their heels.

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Watch Buzz Lightyear and Mr. Incredible Do the Pixar Mashup

Walmart Thanksgiving hours 2010

Walmart Supercenter stores will be open 24 hours on Thanksgiving this year, with most regular Walmart stores opening midnight Thanksgiving night. Thanksgiving Hours Big Lots 7 a.m.-8 p.m. Dollar General: 7 a.m.-6:30 p.m. Family Dollar: 8 a.m.-3p.m. Hamrick#39;s: 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Kmart: 6 a.m.-9 p.m. Old Navy: 9 a.m.-8 p.m. (Mount Pleasant); 11 a.m.-7 p.m. and reopen at 10 p.m. (Tanger); 9 a.m.-7 p.m. (Rivers Avenue) Sears: Most stores will be open from 7 a.m.-noon. The Sears in Mount Pleasa

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Kim Sears to Andy Murray: It’s (Video) Game Over!

Most guys who play seven hours of video games a day have probably never talked to a woman without entering a credit card number, let alone dated Kim Sears. British tennis star Andy Murray had the best of both worlds going for him, though ..

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Megan Fox in Ill-Fitting Panties for the New York Times of the Day

Megan Fox did some photoshoot for the NY Times. Since I don’t read the newspaper, as I like to stay as ignorant as possible in politics and curret affairs, partially because I don’t give a fuck and also because shit is boring, but most importantly it is really just depressing and we can’t do anything about it, so we might as well just ignore it and live in our bubble until we all die of brain cancer from our cell phones, or get blown the fuck up by nuclear attacks, or maybe from biological warfare like H1N1, or even when the sun burns the fuck out in 2012…..

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The Perfect Grill … for a Cannibal

Sure, Christmas is still 4 months away — but if you have any friends who love to dine on human flesh, we’ve found the perfect gift for you … courtesy of Sears?! The department store is currently offering a grill on their website under the …

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The Perfect Grill … for a Cannibal