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Ireland Baldwin in her Pajamas of the Day

Hey Perverts. Alec Baldwin’s teen daughter, who is 6 months away from being legal, which means she probably doesn’t drink, get high or fuck. You know all wholesome and that’s why she’s just playing on the trampoline in her pajamas like a 7 year old, because that’s where her maturity level is, yet all you people are following her, and noticing her 6 foot 2 frame and its modeling, and celebrating her like she’s the next Miley, Taylor Momsen, Lohan, and all the other jailbait right before it turned 18 and fell off…and I am posting these to show you just how creepy you are for creeping on someone so innocent…right….cuz all rich girls are innocent…they are never more fucked up than pornstars…. Here’s a little doggy style crawl… Here’s a little ass grab…. You all make me sick…with your preversions…

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Ashley Benson for Nylon Magazine of the DAy

Ashley Benson was one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who probably had no real business being in a bikini, other than that she was filling up their marketing requirements of being some Disney/child star willing to have a threesome with Vanessa Hudgens and James Franco, without actually showing her pussy….making her my favorite of the bunch, in what is probably the worst Threesome ever to be in a Movie, but then again I come from a hardcore porn background and expect more out of sex scenes….. Well now she’s in Nylon, a magazine that was once a little more edgy and interesting, but that has turned into the new generations Seventeen, because I guess that’s where the ad dollars are, and if I cared, I’d be offended that people don’t stick true to their editorial voice all for a couple of bucks. Cuz this shoot, would be better with a little more fashion porn in it. I mean bitch is a hipster, take advantage, show her bush. What the fuck Nylon!?

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Pics for Social Media of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger posted her bikini to VINE and it looks like she’s far more womanly than she was in the Pussycat Doll era, back when she was fucking ripped, so ripped people assumed she was a dude in lingerie with a voice of an angel and better dance moves than the rest – in what could have been the because drag show to happen in mainstream entertainment…. A drag show that based on her new found hip to waist ratio, that probably was never a drag show at all, meaning all those times you masturbated to her, were far less gay than you probably thought they were, but she’s still got a pretty hard face…. Well, here she is being liberal with her womanly body at low resolution, so you don’t have to be distracted by her beard.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Duck Face in Maniac Magazine of the Day

If you use the internet, you will know that the key to photographing a shitty fucking face, i all in the way you purse your lips. It’s a trick average at best looking girls have been doing since myspace, you know to make those cheekbones pop, in hopes of making you want to pop to their sultry seductive gaze. So it’s only natural, that Ashley Tisdales, the Athlete’s foot of Hollywood, would be doing this post to compensate for her areas of weakness and botched plastic surgery, when really, all she should be doing is taking pics of her ass, cuz that shit makes me forget how angry her average looks make me, knowing that they make her over a million dollars a year, when so many actual hot girls could be doing the same shitty acting jobs she does, and would look better doing them…but her ass, that shit makes me forget all that is wrong in this world, or at least that this duckface exists. To See Her Topless in Maxim FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Holly Peers is Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Today in Glamour Models posing topless for very little money, but for solid exposure and low level fame, that separates them from the other groupie sluts trying to get pregnant by famous soccer players in the UK. You know that stamp of approval that their groupie-ing isn’t considered groupie-ing, but instead the natural retirement plan of a Glamour model. Because girls in magazines are more important than girls who work at strip clubs, bars, as temps, or whatever they are doing to not expose their breasts for attention and to get ahead… Her name is Holly Peers and she probably has daddy issues, but then again, what girl doesn’t. At least this one is using those issues for her future while giving me titties to look at, instead of saving it for drinking too much at bars and going home with many random men, night after night, not letting me in on them titties. If anything, this Holly Peers is a modern day hero. Here she is for page 3.

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Stella Hudgens Raving of the Day

The nice thingabout raves is that 17 year old girls, who still have another 4 years before being allowed to drink a 5% alcoholized beer, can rage the fuck out on Molly, prescription pills, Acid, Ketamine and whatever the fuck else is rollin’ around the party that is Coachella. Not because I like vulnerable 17 year olds, passed out in the corner of a party, unable to control themselve, all covered in piss, or because I like safe places for them to get fucked up at, but because I like seeing the pics they post to their social media of them tripping balls. I can only assume good things are to come from her and the girls she is a role model to…. Here are a few other pics from her instagram…

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Miley Cyrus Gets a Fooy Massage for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted her feet to twitter and I wonder how many people have jerked off to it, because you foot fetishists are fucking weird to begin with, coupled with a Miley Cyrus tween fetish, you’ve probably got a real socially awkward weirdo who smells like semen and canned food, with a computer screen tan from never leaving the house, because it gets in the way of his masturbating. You know the kind of weirdo, you’d see on public transit rubbing himself over his pants, because a girl is wearing sandals, because when weird fetishes, like foot fetishes start to materialize, they become consuming and impossible to control. They are the gateway fetish to criminal activity, and I’ll never understand them, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t suck, sniff and ejaculate on Miley’s feet, it just means it’s not my first choice and these pics don’t get me excited, like the do for you…Enjoy freak.

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Vanessa Pudgens Working Out of the Day

I make fun of Vanessa Hudgens and call her Vanessa Pudgens partially because I am a cyber bully at my core, who really hates fat girls, but as much as the fact that I hate that bullying is being outlawed, because bullying is what builds character and filters out the weak. It prepares us for real life that has rejection, and favoritism, cuz not everyone is created equal phsyically, mentally or socially. I also feel like you can’t really bully a celeb, because they are the vapid sperm left on the floor of the public YMCA bathroom at least in terms of their contribution to society. The distraction from real life issues. The celebration of people. Like some kind of sick popularity contest, that if it exists and if they are well paid to be part of it, they sure as fuck better look the part…leading to very little wiggle room when it comes to a bikini body. I saw spring breakers, there was a lot of wiggle and jiggle in her bikini, like bitch didn’t even care to get in shape before shooting sending a horrible message of laziness to the world. But at least she’s working out here and now. It’s a better look for her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Vanessa Pudgens Working Out of the Day

Vanessa Pudgens Working Out of the Day

I make fun of Vanessa Hudgens and call her Vanessa Pudgens partially because I am a cyber bully at my core, who really hates fat girls, but as much as the fact that I hate that bullying is being outlawed, because bullying is what builds character and filters out the weak. It prepares us for real life that has rejection, and favoritism, cuz not everyone is created equal phsyically, mentally or socially. I also feel like you can’t really bully a celeb, because they are the vapid sperm left on the floor of the public YMCA bathroom at least in terms of their contribution to society. The distraction from real life issues. The celebration of people. Like some kind of sick popularity contest, that if it exists and if they are well paid to be part of it, they sure as fuck better look the part…leading to very little wiggle room when it comes to a bikini body. I saw spring breakers, there was a lot of wiggle and jiggle in her bikini, like bitch didn’t even care to get in shape before shooting sending a horrible message of laziness to the world. But at least she’s working out here and now. It’s a better look for her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kelly Brook is Shooting her 2014 Calendar of the Day

It turns out that Kelly Brook is in the process of shooting her 2014 calendar, I guess that “Miscarriage” was a good idea, because it looks like she’s got another year in her…despite pushing 40. You know how having a kid can ruin everything for a big titty model who battles with her fat ass on the regular who has been exposing her big awesome tits for a decade or more who has finally made it – if shooting her own calendar is considered making it, considering Calendars are the most outdated around that I can only imagine they are in their 70s.

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