It turns out that Kelly Brook is in the process of shooting her 2014 calendar, I guess that “Miscarriage” was a good idea, because it looks like she’s got another year in her…despite pushing 40. You know how having a kid can ruin everything for a big titty model who battles with her fat ass on the regular who has been exposing her big awesome tits for a decade or more who has finally made it – if shooting her own calendar is considered making it, considering Calendars are the most outdated around that I can only imagine they are in their 70s.
Last year, when I heard that Carmen Electra was hosting a local night club for 2,000 dollars, I thought she had hit rock bottome. It turned out that I was wrong. Because in that year, she’s decided to come up with some stage show, despite being 40, where she actually sings and dances like some kind of poptart, despite being 40, and the whole thing, despite her still having a hot enough body, and rockin’ fake tits, is a horrible fucking joke. She played some McDonald’s sponsored event and I can’t find video of it, because I assume it was that bad, and everyone was too busy laughing. At least she looks classy – more 40 year old women need to dress and act like this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t have the nude pics of Tamara Ecclestone from Playboy, and even if I did, I probably wouldn’t post them, because Playboy has this asshole army of lawyers that cause a lot of headaches when you borrow their pictures to promote their magazine and encourage people to buy it like it was the 60s and you had little to no option but to buy the magazine if you wanted to see titties. I don’t really care about Tamara Ecclestone and her fake tits, I mean other than the obvious, “She’d nice to K-Fed cuz she’s a Billionaire with Daddy Issues and that could be fun”. You know the kind of girl who has everything, can have everything but still feels empty inside. So broken than instead of limiting her nudity to all night coke fueled orgies, she’s taken it to Playboy, and not for the money of the exposure, you see as socialite, people know who she is. She’s strictly doing this to get male attention. There’s something pretty erotic about that. You know when gutter single drug addict moms strip, it’s expected, but when you find out a little pervert rich girl with a college degree is doing it for fun, that’s a whole other caliber of lap dance. This is the magazine version. That said, when I get the nude pics, they’ll be posted.
Last week, this picture of Victoria Justice was posted to her twitter and this is what she had to say about it…. “My phone was stolen & some1 (someone) leaked this. Wasn’t meant 2 (sic) be ‘sexy’, I took it as a joke cuz (because) I look like an 80s aerobics instructor. Hacking & stealing is not cool. Respect peoples (sic) personal property… I would never post a picture of myself like that. I’m not taking this lightly & I will find out who stole my private property.” So basically, her phone gets stolen, and this is what gets posted to her social media? I am gonna assume that like all girls she has a password on her shit, and like all girls she’s got nudes on her shit, and that this week later statement is just trying to clear up her image because I guess she’s one of those starlets who isn’t allowed to be sexy in her Nickelodeon contract, but the second that shit is over, the flood gates of smut will come through. You know she posted this, is pretending it was a hacker, and the reality is she’s in a fucking one piece, it’s not like she’s spread pussy or asshole. Kids are soft these days. What happened to the days of real leaked pics. The internet and social media ruined them..
I get that people are shocked by the bomb in Boston, it’s a horrible thing, innocent people were killed by some psycho or a group of psychos, and it disgusts me, makes me wonder about humanity, while making me not want to leave my house because the world is filled with crazies… But I think there are ways to acknowledge the insanity, or pay your respects, especially when you are a poptart with a huge following, without posting a picture of a guy on top of what might be a a dead body, surrounded by blood. I mean I don’t know the story behind the pic or the people in it, I just know posting blood and gore, even if it happened and is newsworthy and a tragedy, is pretty distasteful. It’s not like I posted the pics of people with blown of limbs that were sent into me, because there just isn’t a point, we all know what happened. She should stick to posting nudes, and so should I, but as far as I’m concerned, when twats do stupid shit, commenting on it, is what I do… Someone should report her account, not that instagram would shut her down ever, she could post spread vagina pics and they’d be like “Rihanna uses our app OMG” Fuck it. The real terrorists have already won. Those terrorists are Celebrities.
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart. You’d think Demi Lovato would try to get in shape at least a few months before getting into a bikini for the paparazzi to snap off pics of her… I mean unless she’s into a barrel of a body, all rounded out and filled with cellulite, spilling over her bikini… Maybe she saw Spring Breakers and in her medicated bi-polar, Selena Gomez hating state, because back in 2010 they had a falling out, thought that chunky in a bikini is the style of their generation thanks to growing up on High Fructose Corn Syrup and laziness…. Either way, it’s not hot to me….but you probably like it cuz being American, this body looks fit to you…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is, but when I look at her all engaged on the beach in her bikini, I see a decently fit body with a good amount of booty, that I would like to watch have sex…. I also see a teen star who at her peak turned her back on the public and moved to Canada to be with some half assed actor from Star Wars who brainwashed her, trapped her, locked her a cage and took her away from all the random sex, pussy flashes and nipple slips while drunk that her counterparts in the 2000s were taking part in and those glory days will never come back, cuz when you’re in your 30s, it’s not quite as fun, cute or easy to blow off and based on the Real Housewives, it’s actually pathetic and depressing cry for attention shit…..instead of just free spirited, I’m a girl with lots of money people want to fuck shit. Well some things don’t change, as Hayden, her captor holds onto her tightly so she doesn’t get out of range, so that she can’t escape again, because that’s what love and entrapment is…. She’s not as hot as she was, but she’s still half naked on the beach, good times. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here’s an ad for Victoria’s Secret, that I am posting for free, because I am an idiot and would rather give people, especially billion dollar corporations free publicity, it’s all part of my strategy to stay broke and hurting forever. I mean who wants mansions, fast cars and babes hanging off them, it’s all about fat chicks and getting your power cut off, you know fuck fine dining, feed me ramen noodles that shit is 3 for 99 cents. But I guess, in their own way, Victoria’s Secret is paying me in girls in bikinis next to expensive cars, you know cuz I love their half naked bitches, even when shot by Michael Bay in a multi million dollar ad, because last time I checked I can use videos of babes in bikinis to pay my fucking rent. The video features the regular gang of rejects – Candice, Karlie Kloss, Lima, Chanel Iman and Behati… Speaking of Behati, here are two pics of her in lingerie for the brand….
Sandra Vergara is Sofia Vergara’s adopted sister, who was sent over to Colombia from Peru when she was a baby and her mom was dying from whatever people die from in Third World countries, a death that turned out to be a blessing, because her older cousin/sister was driven and busty and broke down doors so that her freeloading cousin/sister could just move in and set up shop…not that doing Me in my Place is setting up shop in anyway, I mean it’s pretty low level fame on her quest for high level fame, riding her sister/cousin’s coattails…. But getting half naked because people want to take pics of you cuz of who your sister/cousin is, works for me… and I guess also works for her… Here are some of the pics. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Francesca Eastwood and Morgan Eastwood are Clint Eastwood’s daughters, who apparently brought him out to Coachella as their fashion accessory, because all the other idiots dressed like hippies, they figured they’d bring someone too old to have every been a hippie, cuz back in 1969, he as 40. Or maybe he was just there checking up on them, to make sure the MOLLY they were rolling on was up to speed like being at a star studded party in the 80s when it was invented. Or maybe, just maybe, he is the one who got them in, cuz they aren’t the big stars they want to be, and may end up being the next HILTON sisters, because these socialite trash things happen in waves, but as far as I’m concerned, they are lovely as fuck.
