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Kenyan Governor Caught in Bed With Another Man’s Wife… Monkey Gets Revenge Trump Awkwardly Kisses French President Forced to Shoot Himself in the Hand for Stealing Lady Gets Thrown Out of Greyhound Station Girl Gets Dart in her Eye Canadian Cops Getting Sued For Pulling Some Dude’s Hair Naked Dancer..
Dakota Johnson, the third generation of celebrity women, trying to leverage their moms to get to a place where they have their own career being the slutty character on 50 Shades of Grey for old ladies to masturbate to….you know the unassuming girl, who is actually an entitled rich cunt with a trust fund who doesn’t need to work but does it to get some credibility and feel like a contributing member to the world and not a mooch…and the whole thing is hardly exciting, even in her fitness gear, but at least she’s not being a low level instagram fame whore and is actually part of bigger things…even if those bigger things aren’t her tits….or really hard to be part of when your Granny was sexually Assaulted #metoo by Hitchcock when that was allowed…and her mom by Antonio Banderas, Don Johnson and everyone else as she grew up in Hollywood…to a mom #MeTooed by Hithcock… Hollywood royalty…barely…
Dakota Johnson, the third generation of celebrity women, trying to leverage their moms to get to a place where they have their own career being the slutty character on 50 Shades of Grey for old ladies to masturbate to….you know the unassuming girl, who is actually an entitled rich cunt with a trust fund who doesn’t need to work but does it to get some credibility and feel like a contributing member to the world and not a mooch…and the whole thing is hardly exciting, even in her fitness gear, but at least she’s not being a low level instagram fame whore and is actually part of bigger things…even if those bigger things aren’t her tits….or really hard to be part of when your Granny was sexually Assaulted #metoo by Hitchcock when that was allowed…and her mom by Antonio Banderas, Don Johnson and everyone else as she grew up in Hollywood…to a mom #MeTooed by Hithcock… Hollywood royalty…barely…
Sofia Richie is one of the low level rich kids trying to mooch off celebrity of other rich kids to get a celebrity of her own…just like her sister, even though her sister isn’t her BIOLOGICAL sister, she’s still on the same trust fund…and while Kim Kardashian mooched off Paris Hilton, like Nicole Richie Mooched of Paris Hilton, this one is Mooching off Scott Disick, the dude who Mooched off Kourtney Kardashian and made babies in her, while Kourtney Mooched off of Kim Kardashian, in efforts to help build the family marketing company, because Kim alone couldn’t carry a show after her porno tape, she needed her whole family involved to humanize her and them, even if they are the worst humans possible… I guess what I am saying is that this world is all incestual, insular, one big fuck each other to elevate us all and make us all richer… And here’s little richer Richie with her tits in a tank top…tits that get cummed on by old dudes like the daddy issues you’d expect her to have.. MORE PICS OF HER PRETENDING TO BE GROWN CLICK HERE
Publishing must really be dead… Why the fuck would any magazine want to feature this bitch…and really not just feature them, but also do a whole shoot with her like she fucking matters…it’s crazy to me. A fake rapper from Australia, with some nonsense backstory that doesn’t involve “I fucked some DJs in the club and ended up moving to America where we faked the paperwork for my work visa and pretended I had a record deal, even though no one can name one of my songs”… She’s a fucking lie…and not just because she has a fake ass that she passes off as her own, but because she’s a fucking lie…the kind of person who has a fake ass she passes off as her own is the kind of person who would lie about her backstory… The crazy thing in all this is that she’s not even HOT in her hustle… Like at least be hot in your bullshit…instead she just bullshit… Not to mention, GQ was supposed to be a men’s magazine, and sure men are all a bunch of pussy bitches now, but that doesn’t mean the shoots of girls who sexualize themselves and try to become sex dolls in real life should fixate on their gross moles..it means that they should at least focus on her whore ass and make it whorey.. What the hell is this nonsense…she’s not even on all fours showing us the move she used to get to where she is… Bullshit.
If seeing Mel B, Scary Spice and her scary tits, that at one point in her life were hot tits, but that I guess she’s had rebuilt a few times after childbirth and getting old as fuck tits, that shouldn’t be exposed tits….but that are exposed tits…doesn’t turn you on…you are a crazy person… Because there is nothing hotter than a set of bold on tits, topless tanning because that’s what you do for the paparazzi when you either want attention, or you don’t give a fuck about being seen topless cuz you’ve pulled off your series of scams, you’re rich and you’re just living your baby momma of Eddie Murphy’s baby life.. I come from an era of the fake tit, put that Plastic in your skin despite it being plastic, not the era of “I don’t drink out of plastic bottles”…so I like a good fake tits, even if I’ve only had sex with one set of fake tits, and have touched thousands of fake tits, and spent time hating on fake tits…it still feels nostalgic to see…but maybe it’s just nostalgic because of the ancient relic of pop culture who is topless in the pics…
If seeing Mel B, Scary Spice and her scary tits, that at one point in her life were hot tits, but that I guess she’s had rebuilt a few times after childbirth and getting old as fuck tits, that shouldn’t be exposed tits….but that are exposed tits…doesn’t turn you on…you are a crazy person… Because there is nothing hotter than a set of bold on tits, topless tanning because that’s what you do for the paparazzi when you either want attention, or you don’t give a fuck about being seen topless cuz you’ve pulled off your series of scams, you’re rich and you’re just living your baby momma of Eddie Murphy’s baby life.. I come from an era of the fake tit, put that Plastic in your skin despite it being plastic, not the era of “I don’t drink out of plastic bottles”…so I like a good fake tits, even if I’ve only had sex with one set of fake tits, and have touched thousands of fake tits, and spent time hating on fake tits…it still feels nostalgic to see…but maybe it’s just nostalgic because of the ancient relic of pop culture who is topless in the pics…
Chanel West Coast is such a low level celebrity…a fake rapper from the suburbs who culturally appropriated a black accent, or what she thinks is a black accent, because she’s just that fucking garbage…. An MTV girl from an MTV show you probably don’t even remember….based on the life of Rob Dyrdek or some nonsense…. Only to become a shameless instagrammer which I guess is what all these idiots become….popping that face injected, fake ass, garbage half nakedness for you pervs… Good times…I guess..
Whenever I watch Julianne Hough…not that I ever watch Julianne Hough…it’s not like I park outside her house in a van, or that I’ve paid her pool guy or maid to install hidden cameras, I live in fucking Canada, I don’t even know where this Julianne Hough lives, I’m assuming LA, I mean why else would the paparazzi have so many pics of her, it’s not like she actually matters that much….I digress. When I see Julianne Hough…I think about the incest with her dancing brother, you know because they are from some weird religious cults, and incest is one of those things that happens in religious cults….but more interestingly…I think about Ryan Seacrest, her public boyfriend, who she dated…and who I know first hand account dirty stories of…like real dirty stories of…and that I can assume can be applied to this one…you know good little religious girls are never so religious…. I remember hooking up with a weirdo catholic chick years many years ago…and she was fucking crazy…fucking Jesus statues to defy her mom and shit…while Mormon..that’s a whole other pile of shit…if you’ve ever seen Mormon underwear…you’ll know what I mean… No more Mormon underwear for this Julianne Hough…would make her leggins fitness ass look bad…can’t have that…this is Hollywood yo.