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Natasha Blasick Russian in a Bikini in Malibu of the Day

Natasha Blasick was born in the former USSR in the city of Odessa on the Black Sea. Her first language is Russian, She grew up in a Soviet style apartment that housed two families. She Has 7 Movies coming out and I guess this is her PR tour… 7 Fucking movies, yet none of us have ever heard of her, because I guess thanks to digital technology, anyone can make a movie, it just doesn’t mean anyone will see the movie, unless it’s uploaded to some porn site and is a specific niche that enough people are into, but that the big players are targeting or producing content for, assuming that the kind of movies she gets cast for, involve what you’d expect a girl of this caliber, posing in this way, wearing this bikini would be doing….Eastern European / Russian Sex work… Or maybe she’s just a Spy, or one of the girls your president Peed on that the Russians once threatened to release….who knows.. I just know she’s putting it out there, she’s hustling, and deserves you to notice….because so much less inspiring content is getting so much more coverage…because this is inspiring content at least to me…it looks like 1990s posters you put up in your dorm room, or shit you’d see in a beer commercial in the 90s, or novelty playing cards your dad had in the 90s….that you’d jack off to… I guess what I am saying…is she reminds me of the 90s, and he probably doesn’t even realize she’s 30 years behind…and that’s what makes this strategic attempt at self promotion all the more weird as fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Natasha Blasick Russian in a Bikini in Malibu of the Day

Evangeline Lilly Deep Stretch of the Day

Evangeline Lilly looks like she’s in some bunker, or maybe it’s a cargo ship, or maybe it’s a military base, or maybe she’s in Space, which would explain what the fuck happened to Evangeline Lilly….bitch disappeared and got old.. But not too old to be proud of her booty, or proud enough of her booty, to post pics of her stretching out her booty – like Some Kind of Pervert Exhibitionist – Stripper….

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Alexis Ren Bolt On Tits of the Day

Alexis Ren and her bolt on tits, were probably at Coachella, doing Coachella things, likely paid by brands, trying to buy their cool factor on the social media where they struggle to be compelling, but where half naked girls in bikinis remain compelling, with massive audiences, because they are the foreplay to porn.. You scroll that insta feed, half naked bodies sprawled out everywhere, building you up to the “I should go jerk off now”….or “I’ll jerk off when i get home, I can’t do it in the coffee shop, they’ll kick me out like I was those black dudes”… Because everything is tits and ass…pop porn…with little more to it…like this girl has no substance, besides the substance in her tits, and people are paying her money…it’s nutty…

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Reese Witherspoon Panty Flash of the Day

It’s interesting how the human mind works.. What is probably the least erotic thing I will see all day….like this Reese Witherspoon panty flash…. May very well be the hottest thing you’ve ever seen. You know, there are Reese Witherspoon fetishists out there, maybe fans of CLUELESS, or whatever fucking move she’s been in thanks to seducing and scamming her agent and now husband who is the reason her career exists…I mean that and being knocked up by Ryan Philippe when she first started out…which went no where because he went no where…but like a good Christian she pivoted and moved onto bigger and better things…that probably require paying Philippe out…even though she’s not that hot, has never been that hot, all pig faced… But this could be hot to you….despite not being hot to me.

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Ariel Winter Twerking Her Fat Ass of the Day

Ariel Winter, the Hollywood, Mainstream Success, Child Star on a Hit Show, TV Sensation you perverts watched go through puberty, which established a sick emotional attachment to her, like a creepy baby sitter, or high school teacher….is also a little piglet… She does herself up, gets all made up, wears slutty outfits, even goes to the gym…but manages to be pretty fucking sloppy, fighting off her obesity, through surgeries for her tit reduction and other exciting things that I don’t find exciting…and here she is shaking that ass…an ass she isn’t known for…but that is fat…thanks to emotional eating to deal with the pain of childhood fame.

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Ariel Winter Twerking Her Fat Ass of the Day

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Ass Shots of the Day

Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart in some shorts…because I guess lesbians can wear shorts…they aren’t banned from shorts…even though you’d expect their shorts to be more basketball shorts that go past their fat lesbian legs….assuming lesbians actually exist and are not just a myth created by the patriarchy and porno movies to give men something to jerk off to when bored of watching big porn dick…you know the fantasy of two high school besties at a sleep over discovering each other…something that likely happens all the time, and that is happening now with Kristen Stewart thanks to the aggressiveness of Stella Maxwell…reminding us how cliche of an identity crisis Stewart is as she character acts or method acts her way into lesbianism…being as stereotypically dyke as she can be…except for her lack of flannel…and dolphin shaped dildos because penis shapes are gross to them…it’s part of their muyth…

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Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart Lesbian Ass Shots of the Day

Sophie Mudd’s Massive Tits of the Day

Sophie Mudd is the single most important thing to happen to Instagram…since all the other big titty on a skinny frame girl with big lips happened before her.. She may be doing the same hustle so many girls before her have done…using them tits to hit 1,000,000 followers and beyond…but she’s succeeding at it…and I am a fan of her work and all she does…because like the rest of America…I love big titties…sloppy big titties…especially on a skinny girl…and I believe that like the freakish nature of the big titties…should be celebrated like some kind of sideshow.. The reality is that Emily Ratajkowski is now an NBC star, she’s gone officially mainstream, she’s big on instagram put many people have still never heard of her, but will hear of her if her TV show becomes a huge hit, and it likely will… So we need more desperate, less established, big titties being provocative to really feed our needs… Because once a girl hits that mainstream, the NBC shows, we’re left with little to work with and they get boring…even if at the 1,000,000 dollar mark they are still too hot and entitled for us to ever hang out with or have sex with…they are still on the rise, the quest to win, and the competitive spirit is in place and the content gets aggressive and stays aggressive until all their dreams come true….either rich husband, huge fame, or money…. These tits are a gift from heaven she was hashtag blessed with and to use them for any reason but this would be wrong, and that is why I find it wonderful…so inspiring…but I could just be blinded by the tits…

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Braless Miley Cyrus of the Day

When did Miley Cyrus get tits? Maybe she’s getting her period… Maybe she’s pregnant, I mean she did get married and move to Malibu, where you’d expect a girl to live out her pregnancy… I don’t have the answers, I just have pics I found on the internet of her titties bouncing with each step…a fetish to those of us who sit in the park all day watching women jog for entertainment since we broke… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Uma Thurman Big Old Tits in a Bathing Suit of the DAy

Uma Thurman is still rich as fuck, established as fuck, she’s tricked you all into jerking off to her big tits in the 90s thanks to Tarantino…. She is still not a man, despite what her hands have been trying to tell us all these years…and she still confidently put on a bathing suit…despite being old…. Which is actually considerate of her, because most of these egos get into a bikini because they are cocky and egos.. egos that usually are too vain even when they are disgusting… I like that there is a little resistance on her part, a little insecurity, self doubt…negotiations as to whether to put the bikini on or not… BUt I don’t like anything else… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Martha Hunt Tans that Pussy of the Day

Martha Hunt is some Taylor Swift groupie, one of her real life barbie Dolls that Swift collected at a Victoria’s Secret show, and probably plays with, because she had no childhood…and is weird….. Martha Hunt, like everyone else does what they are told by the super famous, they are trying to leverage to get themselves famous by association….fame whores and like the more famous – it legitimizes them…. Even if Victoria’s Secret before her legitimized her enough to exist amongst the people like Taylor Swift, who are the fucking worst, but these mainstream idiots don’t seem to mind because they want the fame…that’s why they do this… She’s an All-American model, one of the last, who isn’t 400 lbs, so take her in, tanning, a dying breed….

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