Child Star, Spy Kid, Alexa Vega who you may have masturbated to like you were Robert Rodriguez, the director of Spy Kids, back in the 90s, is a grown up now, she’s also a mom because she couldn’t land any actual acting work, and I guess she’s also an instagram exhibitionist since all women like to be parading around and objectified and judge, especially when she looks this good, or when she’s got herself some facetune/photoshop to ensure she looks this good. But that baby in the background’s not looking to right though… The post Alexa Vega Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is my attempt to connect with the youths, you know with the people who grew up on VINE, for the millions of people who follow Lele Pons who was at one point a Vine Star, and now just a massively followed Instagrammer / Youtuber / making that money off social media since that’s the Disney Kid of today, all these cheesy fucks making bad comedy for retard kids who get sucked into their life and groupie on them…without the involvement of the evil media empires….like Disney, execs and perverts, these fuckers do it all on their own, proving how overrated being a Disney or media exec actually is, because people can get famous without them now…and I guess that’s why they are trying to regulate the internet, they can’t lose that power, too much money at stake… Well, apparently, this is her flashing her nipple and really..I don’t see it, but maybe you do, and maybe it’s just a reminder to not bother trying to connect with the youth, unless I meet them on tinder and they want to sit on my face…or experience weird sex practices because along with growing up on VINE they grew up on the PORNO…and are looking for thrills…. The post Lele Pons Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Upton is some serious fucking clickbait, anyone who uses her for any sort of anything, is strictly doing it because tits get hits…and people like hits because hits make them money… Kate Upton is not 18 years old with big tits anymore, she’s older, washed up, and her mid section has caught up with her tits, despite her two years of fitness, she’s still plus sized, yet she’s still seen as this magical creature…and overall…it makes little too no sense, but maybe, she’s just representative of the AMerican dream, entitled rich kid with big tits, marketed to the masses to make more money, even though she’s really nothing special…but she’s hyped man…by the man… And I guess I’m not complaining – the world needs tits…. In other Clickbait News….Alexis Ren also Did the Love Magazine Calender….and it was pretty aggressive on her working out…because she’s pretty much a slutty half naked, hot body, young girl….with monster bolt on tits and a great ass she knows how to pose seductively….and 500,000 people watched it in 2 days….and really it’s fucking pornographic..but Youtube Doens’t seem to mind even though they delete 90 percent of my content that is not this hardcore…because there is FAVORITISM!! The post Kate Upton for LOVE Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
A few months ago, I accidentally heard Sara Sampaio doing a talk on her being sexually assaulted by a magazine that she shot nude for, who posted those nude pics she was the consenting model in, and published them in the magazine she was nude modeling for…because sometimes shoots get carried away and you get naked, but that doesn’t mean the magazine paying for the shoot can post them….even when the magazine is a titty magazine called LUI… And I thought to myself, what a fucking idiot, to do a shoot for a nude magazine, to get naked in said shoot, and to ask them to not post the pics, only to have them post the pics…last time I checked, that is not sexual assault…and her going after the magazine as if it was…is just nuts. She also talked about how important her social media following is, how she posts provocative posts because it gets her more likes and she loves likes, and that she understands no one wants to hear her whine about being a model….who gets naked…when that is her job….yet she was still doing it.. It’s like stick to the getting naked and clickbaiting on social media to grow that audience and get paid more….I checked her feed, she’s half naked always, pretty shameless, and she’s even got pics at the Instagram office, meaning she’s working with the company to step up her relevance, likes and celebrity…because ultimately…what looks like a whore, is likely a whore…that’s what my mom always told me…and she was a whore. Literally. That’s how I ended up existing!! YAY! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Victoria’s Secret Model Sara Sampaio in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is Tallulah, Rumer and Scout Willis, the produce of Bruce and Demi not having an abortion…and together, tehy take baths together, in what would be a sister fetish to all of us perverts, because we like the idea of sisters fucking each other, but that is a little too scaled down, hipster, artist, that looks like it smells… I’d prefer these plastic surgery ridden weridos who play hipster artist to be actually showing off and comparing their cunts, because that interests me, you know genetics, rather than their weird DEMI MOORE faces…but you can’t always get what you want I guess…but we got this…Christmas Card shit….weirdos…but I guess it’s kinda great…even though I think statistically, or logically, RUMER probably took a shit in the pool. The post The Willis Sisters Bathe Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ireland Baldwin is magical in what I would assume is the least magical way to be magical…but she’s topless which is nice… She’s the broken down daughter of the famous Baldwin and Kim Bassinger, that’s huge, and so is Ireland, coming in at 6 feet 190 pounds… She first came to fame when her dad was shit talking her calling her a pig on a voicemail…and now she’s become a pig in life… She was quick to Instagram, pre Hadid fame, and people were digging her cali surf vibes before she because a lesbian goth cutter in rehab..very weird… But now she’s busted out the tits, and tits, are never weird…even if their intention is a bit off…they are still tit and we like tit….young, rich, famous, monster tit. I think I’m in love. Here’s her cousin, who stole her potential existence as a model, by leveraging her name, without having the breakdowns and freak outs and the whole thing…is massively weird….but not as weird as Hailey Baldwin’s face injected face… The post Ireland Baldwin – Nude Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think Demi Lovato is having a manic episode, and has been riding a high since she broke up with the Herpe Wilmer Valderamma from That 70s Show, who she was with, and likely banged chicks with, for many fucking years… CUz you’d gotta be crazy as fuck to wear this outfit… I mean this is some kind of fetish gear you’ve probably seen in 90s porn, being brought out on the Christmas Miracle concert tour where they give little dying children a chance to live, just for a night, no wait…this is actually just vapid bullshit publicity stunt fodder to get her out there, get her paid, and has nothing to do with saving dying kids on Christmas and all to do with make that money…and wear the dumbest outfit ever… All this to say, where’s the BUTT SHOT on this PORTLY little over made-up, body positive when it is convenient, thighs. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato’s Inappropriate Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Simon Cowell’s Jewish baby momma, or wife, or girl he fucks or at least fucked once – likely imagining Seacrest’s tight man pussy while busting deep inside her 65 year old body – before knocking her up thanks to fertility drugs, or an enterprising Jewish woman’s ability to figure out a solid retirement plan, because the God complex rich kid Cowell, who is clearly on some level of Narcissist, there’s no way this motherfucker doesn’t jerk off to himself in the mirror, is rich as fuck…and that, coupled with fame will make any Silverman, Silverstein, Silver, swoon in her one piece with her big Jewish titties out, to distract from the fact she’s built like BUBBY… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Simon Cowell’s Beard Lauren Silverman Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Fat Pig Lisa Appleton has put together or been involved in what I think is the most compelling campaign or photoshoot for canned pasta I’ve ever seen… But thats because I am a troll and think all model shoots should star fat chicks, not the kind like Ashley Graham or other fat chicks who act like they are models, but bootleg fat chicks who are essentially taking a shit on the industry, because it’s ironic, comedic and a silly… I don’t like looking at fat chicks, but I like knowing they know they are fat chicks and milk it like the cows they are…it makes for a good time and we like good times… TO SEE ALL THE PICS
I guess Hailee Steinfeld thinks the premiere of Pitch Perfect 300 the attack of Fat Amy, where Fat Amy finally explodes and Anna Kendrick smears the fat on her face, like it was the semen of the producer who gave her her first job despite her janky middle of the road face…then they all go out for pizza and song…is a fancy thing.. Because girl got the cocktail dress on, even though it’s a stupid fucking movie only assholes like, that is not fancy at all, this isn’t some theatrical masterpiece they’ve worked on for the last 7 years finally coming together at a gala.. It’s a fucking pile of shit franchise that makes a lot of money – that Elizabeth Banks shat out on a piece of paper – for a producer who liked it – that basically went viral. I think Hailee Steinfeld woulda been fine dressed in her fitness gear casual, not like she’s going to prom…or the porn awards..but these hollywood kids are are all fucked in the head… Here’s the pics…and remember Pitch Perfect is garbage.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
