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Ebonee Davis Has Big Tits of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Ebonee Davis…she’s got some big great tits and I am guessing she’s not an Angela Jolie adoptee, even though Angelina Jolie would be the kind of humanitarian who throws her kid into modeling while trying to save the world..not to mention she’d do a pretentious ethnic name… But there is no way a white person is naming anything black – Ebonee…that’s a name black people name their black babies, it’d be like a black family adopting a white kid – not sure if that happens, but if it did, and they named it Cracker or Honky… It’s not that ebony isn’t a pretty name, for a pretty girl, with pretty tits, but when you adopt black you don’t call in black… I am sure I could have wikipediaed her to determine that this post was a lot of unnecessary words….to support tits that don’t need support since they are perfect. I love black girls…but black girl lives matter…but unfortunately black girls don’t want to adopt me and introduce me to their vaginas…because they are racist… The post Ebonee Davis Has Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Bock Bikini Model of the Day

Posted on June 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Bock is a bikini model who is probably best known for being in Sports Illustrated…. I don’t get impressed when I meet or see girls who are in Sports Illustrated, they are never the hottest girls, they are never the most interesting girls, and they’ve actually fallen off hard…and lost out to Victoria’s Secret, who use quality models… I do think about their sugar daddies or rich parents that finance their lives and their bullshit, because they are likely busy people, too busy to know SI is irrelevant and not that important and that it’s a good badge when bragging about the pussy you fuck….even though SI rarely makes these girls ANY money…only some people pull it off. Girls everywhere, especially instagram think this SI shit is an end all / be all / stamp of approval their egos need to increase their standards and hopefully fuck Leo DiCaprio… I don’t know if this one has had Leo’s PR push yet, but I’ll assume she has and if she hasn’t, it’s the top item on her business plan…because she’s a personal brand people, maybe even a “fashion blogger”…or “beauty blogger”…or “Travel blogger”…catch phrase bullshit to try to scam brands into paying you – because…you might as well leverage your low fucking level… The post Kate Bock Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff for Glamour Mexico of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff fans fucking love Hilary Duff. They are most likely the people who still read blogs like DrunkenStepfather that talk about people like Hilary Duff or any of these other sluts like they are newsworthy, like they matter, in some fan boy shit, even if I’m just trying to call the motherfuckers out for being garbage… She was the 16 year old, daughter of a stagemom, who went Disney and became a huge brand….and the only interesting thing that’s ever happened with her, besides her thick fit sturdy body…was when she was married to a Canadian billionaire who played pro Hockey, because I imagined her as the puck slut getting railed in the lockerroom after the games, and it made her squeaky, possibly scientology reputation more appealing.. Now she’s in Glamour Mexico….and it’s not very exciting..but it is Hilary Duff everyone…that’s all the excitement we need… The post Hilary Duff for Glamour Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gisele’s bikini model body…that was already questionable as woman before she had kids and turned 35….you know the kind of bikini model you thought “Shit, she’s definitely a Brazilian tranny, because she can shoot everyday of the month thnaks to no period”..with a not so feminine, but breast implanted and ripped due to high testosterone body…faking the birth of her children….while faking the sexuality of Tom Brady…but the truth is, she probably has a vagina…I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt…even if seeing her in a bikini does zero for me…the truth is nothing does anything for me…even seeing a babe spread open and fingering herself does zero for me……I’m impotent… She’s old, I never found her hot, but she still gets paid big money for this shit, reminding me that my opinion doesn’t matter.. Here she is doing it for free…in the BEST video I’ve ever seen.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gisele’s bikini model body…that was already questionable as woman before she had kids and turned 35….you know the kind of bikini model you thought “Shit, she’s definitely a Brazilian tranny, because she can shoot everyday of the month thnaks to no period”..with a not so feminine, but breast implanted and ripped due to high testosterone body…faking the birth of her children….while faking the sexuality of Tom Brady…but the truth is, she probably has a vagina…I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt…even if seeing her in a bikini does zero for me…the truth is nothing does anything for me…even seeing a babe spread open and fingering herself does zero for me……I’m impotent… She’s old, I never found her hot, but she still gets paid big money for this shit, reminding me that my opinion doesn’t matter.. Here she is doing it for free…in the BEST video I’ve ever seen.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable… I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic… The post Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal is Ok When She Crops Out Her Retard Forehead of the Day

Posted on August 31, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Note to Nina Agdal… Always crop out that forehead… You look less Downs Syndrome….and more a body I would want to jerk off to, justifying her career as a bikini model, that up until this point I just assumed was part of a work program that companies needed to hire because she’s affordable, as her agency is government subsidized…and their goal is to get the retards work…but today..I see that body. The post Nina Agdal is Ok When She Crops Out Her Retard Forehead of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes for Stone Fox Sweat of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Take a 20,000 dollar a night “model”….who will do virtually anything for 20,000 dollars, and instead of using her to her full potential, you know because she is known for being a “bikini” model…yes a “bikini model”…who was in “Sports Illustrated”….because she’s a “bikini model”…and I am not putting “bikini model” in quotes…like it is supposed to mean she’s a sugar baby hooker who bangs billionaires….or maybe I am… But if I was a billionaire, I probably wouldn’t bother banging this one, when I can have all of them, probably at the same time, but I would definitely hire them to do great things…like wipe my ass with their tongue because if you’re paying that kind of money for something, that is only there because you are paying that kind of money, then why use toilet paper. Or you can put her in fitness clothing campaign…that seems like a genius use of her “bikini modeling” capabilities…. The post Samantha Hoopes for Stone Fox Sweat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I find it pretty obnoxious that a lingerie and bikini model…who has been doing this since shitty tramp stamps have been acceptable…which is probably mid to late 90s…thinks getting into a bikini or bathing suit…is anything anyone would care about when it’s all she’s ever done, it’s all we’ve ever seen of her, and there are countless, tens of thousands…maybe even hundreds of thousands of girls in bikinis on the internet who are 100 fucking year old Catholic moms of two…she made her millions at this and doesn’t need to go back to show off…or to draw attention to herself…I get it, she’s pushing her own swimwear line, all these girls are hookers who only get seen when it’s for money money money purposes…but I saw if you’re gonna pay a bitch, directly, or indirectly, she should be showing off the box that made her…..even if it’s been ripped apart, even shredded by babies…. It’s as boring as Jennifer Lawrence swearing for Conan’s swear jar…. TO SEE THE RESET OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures of Hannah Ferguson from last summer…have made a comeback, I have no idea why, maybe it’s summer and re-run season, who fucking knows..I just know I posted them over a year ago…and I guess here they are again… I wrote: Hannah Ferguson is the 45 year old looking model, who I’ve been told is very nice, because I guess when you’re 45 and you’re finally making it in the world as a bikini model, you’ve seen some shit and have been through some shit and experiences that have allowed you to get to a place where people think she’s 24… You know…one of those “if I’m really sweet and nice and fun, they won’t ask for ID, they’ll just want to take pics of me, and pretend my hard face is from sun damage, because I’m that committed to bikini modeling and my body is hot, that’s all they care about, just be pleasant, keep the smile on, don’t let them have any reason to doubt me”…. Or maybe I’m just an asshole…I mean I can assure you that she’ll think I’m an asshole..all while I think she’s got pretty great tits… I stand by everything I said….I would like to add that I am pretty amazing, I never re-read my posts but read that and it’s on point…shit I should have a TV show or a book deal or something…what the fuck is this injustice in the workd… And that was the re-run of the day The post Hannah Ferguson Re-Run of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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