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Samantha Hoops is a Bikini Model of the Day

I always defend the rumors that Samantha Hoopes is a 25,000 dollar a night hooker…like most of the Sports Illustrated models who barely make money thanks to being a Sports Illustrated model, as leveraging a Sports Illustrated model, doesn’t always convert to dollars… Because, I am pretty sure we are all 25,000 dollar a night hookers…even millionaires, would be idiots to not fuck someone for 25,000 dollars, it’s easy cash/money, that can buy lots of nice things, and it’s really just sex, people do that for free all the time… All this to say, Samantha Hoopes, I got you….and here she is in some bikini shoot, with her big tits, and 45 year old face, because we love her..and by we, I mean me. The post Samantha Hoops is a Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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JUlia Pereira’s in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Julia Pereira. She’s a Brazilian model who hasn’t been tainted by the Victoria’s Secret empire that like the Portuguese explorers before them, raped and pillaged Brazil for all their natural resources, by distracting the locals with false promises of salvation like the Portuguese did with catholicism…only unlike catholicism…the Victoria’s Secret salvation kind of comes true, if fame, fortune and billionare husbands is what you’re into.. That said, Julia Pereira proves you don’t need Victoria’s Secret to be a Brazilian bikini model…you just need to look like this…and more importantly…to have bikinis… The post JUlia Pereira’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julia Pereira Works It Real Good

Here’s Julia Pereira , aka my new favorite Brazilian hottie/bikini model/swimsuit designer/jeans model… I could keep going, but then we’d be here all day. Anyway, here’s Julia in workout gear for a new crazy-hot fashion fitness video for FFW . Apparently FFW is huge in Brazil, and with videos like this, I can definitely see why. Here’s hoping they make a sequel dedicated to wrist/forearm exercises.

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Rebekah Underhill Topless in Church of the Day

Rebekah Underhill not just an instagram model – she is a signed model….which is a status thing for instagram models…and here she is doing concept nude shoots in Church because they are hipster artists and edgy… All these girls get naked, so it’s not that exciting, it’s just how people make noise, it is just standard practice and I’m into seeing girls naked..so it works for me…especially since it is free… VIA STALKER The post Rebekah Underhill Topless in Church of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar China of the DAy

Irina Shyak did this shoot for Vogue China… Irina Shayk may not be an actual bikini model…I mean she did SI…and I guess that’s all it takes to be a bikini model….it gives credibility… I assume her ex-fiance who is some Sports star and his team has the power to tell the Editorial team at SI what to do….thanks to his agents….and money to pretty much buy her career in exchange for bearding him… You all already know this story…so just look at her ass for China…bridging cultural gaps… The post Irina Shayk for Harper’s Bazaar China of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele in Jeans of the Day

I figure since the Victoria’s Secret infomercial was filmed yesterday and everyone was excited, because models in lingerie on primetime TV is so fucking exciting for people who have never heard of internet porn…or google…and who instead buy into overhyped events for mall stores that exploit the youth of China by making them work factories, and the youth of America, into thinking that being a bikini model is the only fucking answer….and that 10 dollar thongs are all it takes… So here’s Gisele in Jeans…still getting work…

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Josephine Skriver Hot for Interview Magazine of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a bikini model from Denmark. She is the product of a gay dad, knocking up a lesbian mother and living around that community her entire life, which doesn’t really mean anything other than that she probably had a good upbringing because no gay guy I know would ever knock up a lesbian, under any circumstances, especially not the vaginal way, which means they probably really wanted her, unlike straight people who have kids because they accidentally get carried away one of the 3 times they fuck a day and cum inside…or maybe, just maybe, she skipped the pill as a trap…either way…gay sperm only gets in lesbian uterus when their Josephine is seriously wanted… That said, she’s amazing, and in Interview showing hot body and I may or may not be in love with her…despite her un-christian upbringing…

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Irina Shayk Promoting Nonsense of the Day

Irina Shayk may or may not be a Russian escort that was good enough to sell to the fashion industry/ to a professional soccer player to be the beard for his image… You know the kind of woman who sees her man for public appearances every 6 weeks, and the rest of the time she’s fucking Hollywood – to get ahead… The kind of model who walks a fine line of porn girl, bikini model, and fashion…. Who I guess books the occasional campaign that only weirdos can jerk off to, like this one for a shoe company… It’s like this does zero for me…where’s her half nakedness…but it probably does something to you because you’re a freak and any body part, living or dead, attached or in the freezer is enough for you and that would make me uncomfortable if I cared.

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Laura Cremaschi Instagram Round Up of the Day

These Miami fame whores are hilarious…and for some reason, they all come from Italy. It’s like all the fame whores in Italy gather around a plate of Pasta and Pizza after an olive oil wrestling match for a bunch of guys in the Mafia driving Ferraris and plot how to take over the American Paparazzi and collectively come up with BIKINI…such a complicated thing that fucking works. Yet, American Fame whores haven’t been able to figure out the process, reminding us all that Americans are lazy as fuck and that the rest of the world, will take over…if our Fame whores don’t start strategizing better… Because I use instagram, I know the Amarican fame whores exist…I just don’t see them getting chased by the paparazzi.. I guess Italy won this round…they can thank this girl’s hot ass…

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Rosalind Lipsett is Hotter than Nina Agdal of the Day

You may or may not remember Irish bikini model ROSALIND LIPSETT , because she’s not in Sports Illustrated, but she is reminding us that not only should she be in Sports Illustrated, but that she’s far better looking in everyday life that Nina Agdal and her big corky retard face.. I know, I’m a Nina Agdal hater…I find her so overrated, and just product of Sports Illustrated, confusing people into thinking that she’s hotter than she is… But there are so many hotter girls out there…that should be in her place…There’s not rhyme or reason why some people are stars, while more talented people aren’t…oh right there is…it’s all based on who you fuck… All this to say, ROSALIND LIPSETT ….let’s see more of you…

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