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Lea Michele Tries To be Slutty of the Day

Lea Michele is making sex faces in her selfies. I don’t really understand what the fuck is going on here, but assume it has to do with having a bad case of man face, because she may be a man, something that doesn’t seem to be insecure about, because that insecurity has been diverted with all the praise she gets from her fan base and handlers that confuse her and make her think she’s hot. I am all for ugly girls thinking they are hot, because it is entertaining, but not when they are famous. Famous girls should meet a specific criteria. I am more into them knowing that they are monsters – they suck dick better I guess delusional living makes for a better time thank embracing all your serious flaws…it’s like fantasy land…her bank account can afford to cash and I guess it is funny to watch…..

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Estella Warren’s Bikini Hula Hooping of the Day

Estella Warren was a huge Canadian Sports Illustrated bikini model, but now she’s 35…and looks 35…at least based on her stomach alone. I don’t really know what she’s been up to, because even when she was a “relevant” model, up on some Christy Teigen level of relevance, you know just good enough to not really need a day job because rich guys like fucking her cuz she’s published, I didn’t post much on her. I think her highlight was her HER THONG , but maybe her highlight is that she is a Canadian who got away, or maybe it is that in 2011 she threw away her “career” and was charged with DUI, hit-and-run, battery on a police officer and resisting a police officer, pretty gangster. But not as gangster as staged paparazzi pics I assume are for reality show she’s probably working on…. All this to say. I dig it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Estella Warren’s Bikini Hula Hooping of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Tanning With Friends of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted this picture to her instagram…and I approve. I figure if you’re a bikini model, even if you’re an old tired mom that has already made more money than she ever really imagined she would – all thanks to a brand taking her under their evil, billion dollar wing, you still owe it to people to take some cues from some low level models and fame whore as hard as you can by getting as naked as you can on instagram without getting deleted. It’s this fine line they walk for likes cuz it makes them feel good about themselves, and I guess they are hoping to get jobs…and I guess they are hoping to get billionaire boyfriends…I guess Alessandra doesn’t need any of that…she’s just posting her ass to post her ass and there’s something far more amazing about that than the fame whores…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Tanning With Friends of the Day

Izabel Goulart Bikini Model of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a bikini model…and an Instagram fitness icon…who I’ve watched in various states of erotic as fuck fitness poses…that make her bikini pictures pretty fucking boring…it’s like she doesn’t exist to me unless she’s in squat position demonstrating technique…I mean any girl can get into a bikini…but only the chose ones can give people boners when they are sweating and building that bikini body… Apparently, she’s in Ibiza doing this shoot. In other words, her life is pretty shitty, all that travel to exotic, fun, places…in luxury where she is pampered for a week, only to spend 10 hours posing in a bikini for 50,000 dollars…it’s a very sad story… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Meet Hottie Melody Kandil

Normally, whenever I come across a new no-name bikini model, I like to try to give you some more info on the hottie in question. Like where’s she from, or what she’s into. But after an epic 45 seconds worth of research (my personal best!), I wasn’t really able to find anything on Melody Kandil here. Well, apart from an Instagram full of even more super-hot bikini pictures. What can I say? I got a little distracted. Somehow though, I have a feeling that’s going to be more than enough for you guys. So enjoy, and you’re welcome. » view all 16 photos

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Meet Hottie Melody Kandil

Meet Hottie Melody Kandil

Normally, whenever I come across a new no-name bikini model, I like to try to give you some more info on the hottie in question. Like where’s she from, or what she’s into. But after an epic 45 seconds worth of research (my personal best!), I wasn’t really able to find anything on Melody Kandil here. Well, apart from an Instagram full of even more super-hot bikini pictures. What can I say? I got a little distracted. Somehow though, I have a feeling that’s going to be more than enough for you guys. So enjoy, and you’re welcome. » view all 16 photos

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Ireland Baldwin is a Lesbian Giant of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is 6 foot 5, 250 pounds, built like a heavyweight boxer, with dreams of being a bikini model, instead of just using her resources to get a law degree or something…because you are raised by a babe like Kim Bassinger, or an ego like Alec Baldwin, you’re so fucking delusional about how life works, that real jobs seem silly, especially with that trust fund, and the only real reward you can find is people liking your instagram… She posted this pic of her in a toy car, and I figured if all else fails, there’s a fetish for amazon women..and this is probably a good introductory picture to that…bitch too big for her car…so hot..just not to me…

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Nina Agdal’s Boring Bikini Campaign of the DAy

You want to know what fucking sucks?? Catalog pics of a bikini model in a bikini…not because I hate bikinis, or bikini models in bikinis, but because they are always fucking boring…because shit is for a catalog and not a bikini model fetish site…where there’s any concept of strategy in making shit interesting…. Whether it is retard head Nina Agdal, the hooker who broke down so many barriers like so many hookers before her, you know booking SI Swimsuit for free, without having an Athlete boyfriend…or any other of these bitches…shit is not inspiring and more just marketing for them to find rich husbands like so many hookers before her… Boring. What could they do to make it better? Maybe a little Pornstar Experience…that is hooker talk for ANAL!!

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Elisabeth Giolito Belongs In A Bikini

Normally, whenever I do a post on a new no-name bikini model, I’m usually able to find out something about them, like where they’re from, what they’ve been up to, and most importantly, how frequently they post lingerie pictures on Instagram. But when it comes to Elisabeth Giolito here, I’m completely drawing a blank. So I guess I’ll just have to make it up instead: did you know that in addition to looking awesome in a bikini, Elisabeth has always dreamed of moving in with a blogger? Hey, you can’t prove otherwise, right? » view all 23 photos

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Michelle Jenneke Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Michelle Jenneke was the rugged hurdler everyone fell in love with thanks to her cute, smiling warm up video, without googling to see the monster she is without that cute, smiling warm up dance….but lucky for you, two years and an SI Spread later, she’s put herself in a bikini, only to take a few selfies for the fans, and it really isn’t not quite bikini model enough for me, but a lot too strong and big….

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