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Behati Prinsloo is a Zombie Santa of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Someone posted this video of Behati Prinsloo being a zombie Santa because I guess making fun of one of the most iconic characters in the history of the Christmas spirit, you know the fat man in a red suit, that has nothing to do with Jesus, the birthday you’re supposed to be celebrating, when really he’s the one who was an actual zombie, while Santa was just a cartoon, but I guess her playing Zombie Jesus wouldn’t go over well…kinda like her marrying Adam Levine…since he’s the fucking worst…and no matter what she’s doing here…all I smell is his seed all over her…making her the fucking worse than the worst because she married the worst…if you know what I mean.

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Kate Upton Lookin’ Fit at the Airport of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing like a little or in this case big…very big…Kate Upton gunt busting out of her one size to small, but already huge pants….to celebrate the Holiday season and the Holiday weight you are going to put on with all the eating and drinking….only with Kate Upton, who got her start early, like 3 years ago, when her metabolism slowed down, her fame led her to eating, yet she is still the most searched model on the internet according to google, and google knows all, since dudes clearly like tits…even when they come with dumpy stomachs and asses…because they are able to mentally crop all that out…thanks to being blinded by tits…that aren’t even good tits…but that are big tits… All this to say is that this Anna Nicole Smith bootleg…is fat as fuck…for a model…and that I am pretty amazed…she’s still relevant…but I assume she won’t be for long…but maybe I’m just old school and girls spilling over their pants aren’t bikini models to me… Either way, she’d make a good Mall Santa you get to titty fuck…but she’s better, still fat, but better, when she’s in her self shot nudes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kate Upton Lookin’ Fit at the Airport of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nothing like a little or in this case big…very big…Kate Upton gunt busting out of her one size to small, but already huge pants….to celebrate the Holiday season and the Holiday weight you are going to put on with all the eating and drinking….only with Kate Upton, who got her start early, like 3 years ago, when her metabolism slowed down, her fame led her to eating, yet she is still the most searched model on the internet according to google, and google knows all, since dudes clearly like tits…even when they come with dumpy stomachs and asses…because they are able to mentally crop all that out…thanks to being blinded by tits…that aren’t even good tits…but that are big tits… All this to say is that this Anna Nicole Smith bootleg…is fat as fuck…for a model…and that I am pretty amazed…she’s still relevant…but I assume she won’t be for long…but maybe I’m just old school and girls spilling over their pants aren’t bikini models to me… Either way, she’d make a good Mall Santa you get to titty fuck…but she’s better, still fat, but better, when she’s in her self shot nudes… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Bar Refaeli is Fighting Palestine in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bar Refaeli posted the worst bikini picture in the history of bikini pictures on instagram…and I was there to see it… It’s like she’s a bust bikini model, with a bikini line, who has fucked A-Listers, at least in theory, there are rumours he’s a poofter – but still we’ve seen her half naked…but unlike all the attention seeking instagram hookers, the crying for attention bottom feeders, the girls who have booked half a job once for a few drinks and some sexual harassment and maybe some free clothes…the fat chicks and the normals who hit the gym and want to show off…so they selfie from the right angle, run through a filter, bullshit “we’re bikini models too”…since everyone on social media is a fame whoring slut…her bikini pics fucking suck… I guess she has nothing to prove. That’s so disappointing. Success will do that to you.

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Merethe Hopland Is My New Favorite

Posted on April 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think I’ve done too many posts on Norwegian bikini models before; in fact, I think Merethe Hopland here might be our first ever. In which case, that means the door’s wide open for her to take the title of the Tuna’s favorite Norwegian. Exciting times, I know. Anyway, these bikini pictures are a great start, now all I need Merethe to do is send a few lingerie shots to my inbox and/or agree to go on an overnight date with me. What? You didn’t think I was just going to hand the title to her, did you? I take this stuff seriously, it’s a very important honor. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. » view all 19 photos

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Introducing Veranika Antsipava, I Think

Posted on April 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Since I know you guys like discovering new no-name bikini models almost as much as I do, here’s another one for you all to drool over today: meet Veranika Antsipava . Or Veronika, depending on who you ask. Anyway, according to my research, Veranika/Veronika’s from Belarus and… well, that’s about it. What’d you expect, her full bio? I don’t even know which name she goes by. Either way though, she looks damn good in a bikini, so just shut up and enjoy.

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Irina Shayk’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

Posted on March 12, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You guys probably all know that I consider Irina Shayk to be one of the best bikini models out there right now, but it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any lingerie photoshoots from her. And I’d kind of forgotten just how good she makes it look, which is pretty inexcusable for someone who makes his living drooling over pictures of hotties in their underwear. So if you don’t mind, I’m going to go spend the next 2-3 hours committing these pictures to memory, and I suggest you all do the same just in case we have to wait another few months for the next batch. Enjoy. » view all 23 photos

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Genevieve Morton is Fat of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There is a terribly sad trend going on in bikini models – they are all eating too much salt, or just eating too much… This Genevieve Morton chick probably got cast by this company who booked her from her hot pics of yesteryear…before Kate Upton told her it’s ok to be plus sized…because dudes who buy magazines are into fat chicks…cuz they are married to even fatter chicks…comparatively…these are babes……not knowing they were getting a pig…only to get a big old pig…unable to re-schedule because budget was spent..they just went with it…despite what they actually wanted. Call me old school, but I like my bikini models to be fit…I don’t think there is anything wrong with getting a girl who does her squats in a bikini and paying her…but I do think there’s a whole lot wrong with getting a girl who looks like she ate her weighted squat weight in donuts…in a bikini… The funny thing in all this is that she’s gonna be in SI Swimsuit this year. High Standards yo… Someone needs to give me a magazine, where I will recruit actual fucking babes…not girls who played Babe pig in the City in their church Christmas pageant…while eating a plate of pork products…seriously.

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Candice Swanepoel for Brasil Fashion’s Night Out of the Day

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel who is not Brazilian, was cast to promote Brasil’s Fashion Night out for their Fashion week…because I guess Brazilians are done with their own models, they send them up here, and take bikini models, make them stand by the pool, not in bikinis…just to be different…kinda like how their hottest prostitutes usually come stock with cock…you know why make things as good as they possibly can be when you can shit on their entire being…. Brazilians don’t have it all figured out…but they do have great asses, and so does Candice who is not Brazilian, but still worth looking out. I know, this post is life changing. Deal with it. I am still drunk.

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Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting. In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig. She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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