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Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting. In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig. She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karolina Kurkova in a Bikini on a Yacht in Cannes of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karolina Kurkova is a millionaire top model….and in being a millionaire top model…she gets to hang out with other millionaires…and billionaires…living the good life on yachts and in luxury hotels…because people who can affort yachts and luxury hotels…even though she can afford yachts and luxury hotels on her own….want top bikini models around…it kinda steps up their image….like when I throw picnics in the park next to indian families of 40…I always bring at least 3 crackwhores by promising to feed them some hot dogs….because I like having girls around…and people seeing that I’m the man with the herem….sure a toothless, unshowered, fat and disgusting herem…but when you’re as good as me, with my budget of hot dogs, you take what you get…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kate Upton Can’t Hide Her Perfect Breasts

Posted on March 22, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you haven’t noticed, Kate Upton is one of the hottest supermodels on the planet right now. Alright so I don’t think she’s really considered a supermodel, she’s far too chunky for that, but she’s clearly one of the hottest bikini models on the planet right now. Why the fashion industry is so against chicks with massive breasts is beyond me. Anyhow, here she is in some hot shots for something called Skullcandy clothing. I don’t know what that is either, but those breasts are awesome.

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Miranda Kerr Sexy Party Hotness

Posted on February 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure what event these pictures are from, something far to glamorous to extend an invitation to The Tuna , but Miranda Kerr was clearly hot enough to get an invitation and that’s all that matters. I guess if I was throwing a party, I would send an invitation to as many supermodels, bikini models and Hooter’s girls as I could find. Obviously none of them would come and the party would end up just being me drinking wine coolers and watching old episodes of Newhart , but it’s worth a shot.

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Elle Macpherson’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elle Macpherson may be one of the first bikini models I remember jerking off to in an old VHS tape back in ’89….before her was national geographics and my foster mother’s dirty underwear…. So I feel like I’ve got some history with her…23 years later she’s still got a rockin’ body at 50, proving she may be a superhuman and not just an aged and weatherede supermodel…..but shes wearing fucking board shorts like she’s some kind of teenaged dude who sells pot to people on the fucking beach….and that fucking annoys me….because she is one of the few bitches I can look at all these years later and still want to cum inside and all over….menopause doesn’t change love motherfucker… But luckily, I can always go back to youtube to reflect on Elle Macpherson that was….all new, insecure in her modeling and hot…even if Elle Macpherson that is just as spectacular…only now with more experience that compensates for the looser vagina… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Miranda Kerr Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miranda Kerr is a bikini model, so she gets paid to wear bikinis. The whole thing makes no sense to me, because I am happy to see any bitch in a bikini, she doesn’t need to really know how to pose, she just has to be wearing the shit, but I’m not really complaining, because without bikini models, everyday girls wouldn’t put the effort into going to the gym and trying to get that bikini body they see in the magazines and catalogs and everyone would be slobby fat chicks….. Sure seeing her with the shit untied and jacked up her ass is pretty fucking amazing, but it’s the same old boring shit, I’d rather see her model her bikini spread eagled with the shit hanging out of her gaping cunt, but that’s just me….

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Jesse James’ Alleged Mistress — Webcam Model

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Hot Bodies Michelle “Bombshell” McGee — the woman who allegedly came between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock — can be yours … for just $7.99/minute.McGee was a model for something called SoCalGlamourGirls.com — a chat site with “bikini models, sexy … Permalink

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Bikini Models

Posted on December 28, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are a bunch of no-name models in really skimpy bikinis.

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Alessandra Ambrosio in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Don’t let these pictures fool you because under those bikini bottoms lives a grey, stretched out, used up, thick and calloused, stiched up , wounded and dying vagina that only a new mother can really appreciate, because it is a sign of her new joy. Sure her body is rockin’ and looks tight, but it definitely doesn’t mean the rest of her is. It’s all some strap and duct tape to hold things together

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Doutzen Kroes in Some Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t want to ruin your excitement about bikini models, because I know they look amazing in pictures, like their bodies are fucking slammin’ and that’s why they are bikini models.

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