Miley Cyrus is not letting her brother’s accusatory Tweet bring her down. The newly-engaged star was spotted yesterday in Miami, getting sort of wet but not really wild with a friend named Cheyne Thomas. Of course, however, the mere sight of Cyrus and a guy not named Liam Hemsworth sparked rumors, which Miley addressed on Twitter. “I miss my mommy and my fiance,” she wrote. “I love my fiance and he loves me. All the rest is bullsh-t. We get to live a life of happiness no one can take that away from us!” Click through shots of Miley in a bikini below:
The Bachelor winner Courtney Robertson is back doing what she does best. No, not saying “winning” and making catty comments that leave anyone with a vagina hating her after. She’s just rocking a bikini on the beach. NBD! When you DO MODELING for a living, frolicking in the sand and surf in Malibu is just another day at the office. Such is life for the fiancee of Ben Flajnik: The Season 16 winner, who is still together with Ben, showed off a diamond engagement ring as she posed totally naturally, enjoying her day in the sun. When she wasn’t trying to look seductive and showing off her figure, Courtney Robertson was seen diving into the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey . Is anyone not reading that thing these days? Courtney did not reveal who she wants to play Ana and Christian, or any Bachelorette spoilers , though she did reveal her toned posterior at various angles. Click to enlarge, and (maybe?) enjoy: [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
I love this time of year, at least when the weather is nice, all the hotties head out in their sexy little sundresses. Obviously I don’t talk to any of them, that’s just crazy, but I do tape a camera to my dogs back and get some fairly decent footage for my viewing pleasure. Here’s Miley Cyrus out on the town in her little polka dot number looking pretty good. See what happens when you dress yourself up a little. boners for everyone. Well done.
Transgender Canadian beauty queen Jenna Talackova turned heads in a bikini and placed in the top 12 at the Miss Universe Canada pageant this weekend. The 6-foot-1 blonde bombshell was a crowd favorite, even though she fell short of the Miss Canada crown and entry into the Miss Universe competition. Born Walter Talackova, Jenna also seemed to be a favorite among her fellow contestants and was one of four women voted “Miss Congeniality.” The 23-year-old was originally disqualified from the competition because she was not a “naturally born female,” but ultimately allowed back in. After threats of a lawsuit and public outcry, the Trump Organization, which owns the contest, announced Talackova would be allowed to compete. “I didn’t know that there would be this much controversy. I was just entering because, you know, I wanted to represent Canada,” Talackova said. Adding that she was born in the wrong body , Jenna added, “I think I’m a beautiful woman, inside and out. I think I would have done the job.” Gotta give her credit for trying and conducting herself with class. Take a look at some photos of Jenna modeling at the Miss Canada pageant below:
I don’t normally post pictures of women wearing dumpy period clothing, I don’t want to encourage that kind of behavior, but I’ve made an exception in this case. Here’s the always hot Mila Kunis looking pretty damn sexy in her sloppy jeans and boring sweater. I know, I’m amazed too, but the woman is just that hot. I think it’s the cute little belly flash that’s got me going. I want to nibble on it.
Some people are starting to say that Miley Cyrus has been getting a little too skinny, I can see what they mean, but my erection tells me I don’t feel the same way. Have you seen her in her little workout gear? Enough said. Anyhow, here she is looking even better in her silly mom jean short shorts and eighties tube top. I like it. She looks like she’s heading to the gym to teach a high intensity jazzercise class for seniors. Hot.
Oh ya! Finally the money shot. We’ve had a whole bunch of pictures of Miley Cyrus going to the gym or leaving the gym in tight yoga pants and now we’re finally beginning to see what all the hard work was for. Here she is in basically just a long tank top, showing off that tight little body she’s been working on. Amaze. Nineteen year olds with tight bodies and perky breasts are just the best aren’t they? Heaven.
I’m sorry if you’re getting annoyed with all the pictures I keep posting of Miley Cyrus leaving her pilates class, but man is she looking awesome these days. I mean, obviously she’s a young hot celebrity and this is pretty much her job now, but her body just keeps getting better and better. Isn’t pilates just rolling around on the floor in tight pants? I might have to sign up for a few classes at the Y. Where do I keep my short shorts?
So Lindsay Lohan is really going to be playing Elizabeth Taylor in a movie? That’s happening? I guess it’s good that she’s working again. Wait a minute, it’s a Lifetime movie. Never mind. Anyway, here she is at some party the other night looking all hot with the red hair and the freckles and the legs and all that goodness. I like it. I’m still upset she’s not playing that pornstar. Who’s idea was it to dump her from that project? Loser.
It really seems to me like all Miley Cyrus does all day is do pilates or walk her dog in spandex pants. It must be nice to have so much free time. I’m not complaining or anything, all those pilates workouts have really been paying off. She’s been looking really tight lately, so keep up the good work, but I’m not digging the dumpy sweater. Back to the sports bras or tank tops please.
