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Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Long Legs

See if you can guess who these sexy long legs belong to. I guess the fact that the title to this post is ‘ Miley Cyrus flashes her long legs’ kind of gives the whole thing away. That’s why I don’t like playing games. Anyway, nice long tanned lady legs stretched out in front of a fire sounds like a whole lot of fun. Sign me up.

Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Latina Booty

We all know how spectacular Sofia Vergara’s breasts are, the producers of Modern Family keep them bouncing around front and center pretty much every episode, but her booty often goes overlooked. Here she is showing that culo off in some sweet tight jeans on the streets of LA the other day. Now this is what an ass is supposed to look like, not to big, not to small. Just big enough to smother me until I manage to scream out our safe word….. Elasticity!

Miley Cyrus Gets Dangerously Leggy

All of Miley Cyrus’ hard work rolling around on the floor at pilates class has definitely paid off… In a big way. Here she is looking really good showing off a lot of skin in her silly skulled outfit. It’s not like she was fat or anything to begin with, but now she’s just tight. Like a stripper with a coke problem. Is her career at that point where she needs to accidentally leak some nude pictures yet? I think now is the time, her body isn’t going to get any better than this. Actually, I can wait until after the breasts implants.

Miley Cyrus’ Reveals Her Bra

As far as wardrobe malfunctions go, I give this a three and a half. Obviously Miley Cyrus meant for us to see her bra, that or she got dressed in the dark, but this hipster cardigan look isn’t working for me. If you’re going to do it, do it, lose the sweater and let the girls do what they’re going to do. Just a bra as a top is a look I could handle catching on with a few hipsters, height and weight proportionate hipsters of course.

Miley Cyrus’ Tight Little Yoga Body

I’m very proud of Miley Cyrus . It seems that every time we see her now, she is coming out of Yoga class. This type of discipline will keep that young body tight and hopefully she will never end up like chunkster Christina Aguilera . Although, a little extra front meat wouldn’t hurt.

Miley Cyrus Knows I Love Cleavage

I don’t know what the hell I’m supposed to think about Miley Cyrus anymore, on the one hand she’s the hillbillied offspring of one of the worst one hit wonders of all time, and on the other hand she kind of makes weird things happen in my genitalia region. I’m so confused. It’s like asking a stripper to marry you, at the time it seems like a good idea, and then someone named Omar tells you that a kilo of cocaine is on your registrar. No thank you.

Jennifer Lawrence Lets Her Breasts Fall Out

I’m not really sure what the deal is with this Hunger Games business, I think it’s a book and now movie for teenage girls, but I know some quality cleavage when I see it. Here’s Jennifer Lawrence dropping some perky boobage at a book signing for the thing. I find it a little odd that she’s signing copies of a book she didn’t write. Shouldn’t she be signing DVD’s or movie posters or something? I guess with this much breasts hanging out she can sign whatever the hell she wants.

Miley Cyrus Flashes Her Handicap-able Belly

Here’s Miley Cyrus flashing her tight little belly after a tough workout of rolling around on the floor in contorted positions at the pilates studio. I don’t get it, but whatever keeps that little body tight works for me. Not to mention I wouldn’t mind seeing a few shots of her all stretched out during her session, she’s probably all hot and sexy. I don’t get why she’s covering her face, probably because she doesn’t want to be caught parking in a handicapped parking spot… Again. Celebrities are the worst.

Mena Suvari’s Grabs Her Empty Sack

We haven’t really heard a whole hell of a lot out of Mena Suvari in like a decade or so, other than the occasional bikini picture , but it looks like she wants to get back in the game. Here she is in a Twitter picture grabbing her empty sack in some sort of weird Michael Jackson move in front of the television. I don’t know what the hell this is all about, but this is not how you get attention on Twitter . Amateur. At least lose the top next time.

Miley Cyrus’ Tank Top Boob Slip Part II

These pictures of Miley Cyrus in her hipster tank top are almost exactly the same as the ones I posted like two days ago. I’m not kidding, exactly the same, right down to the single bra flash shot. FIne she’s wearing a grey tank top instead of a black one, but everything matches up. See for yourself HERE .