Yesterday Hilary Duff caught wind that our pervy forefathers really just founded this country so celebs would post shameless bikini pictures for July 4th weekend, and really did them proud with a bunch of patri-erotic Instagram shots! I salute you in my pants, Hilary! … read more
I guess Olivia Munn hasn’t been liking all those posts I’ve been doing about her new face , because she decided to change the conversation by posting these smoking hot bikini pictures on Instagram. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m more than happy to focus on Olivia’s killer bikini body for once. I keep saying she should forget this whole acting thing and just start Instagram modeling full-time. And this is definitely a step in the right direction. More, please.
I have some great news for you guys today. Not only is Lisa Dillon here our latest InstaBabe, she’s also officially the new Mrs. Tuna! That’s right, after years of trying and thousands of Twitter marriage proposals, I finally got a busty hottie to say yes! …OK, not really. That was just my attempt at a lame April Fool’s joke. But I had you going there for a second, right? …No? Come on, how hard is it to believe that a hottie like Lisa would date a blogger like me? Actually, on second thought, don’t answer that. Just enjoy the bikini pictures, you jerks.
Forget the 12 Days of Christmas, we’re currently in the middle of a much more fun streak right now: 2 days and counting of Katie Cassidy bikini pictures . And here’s hoping this beach vacation of hers lasts straight through the New Year, because I can’t think of a better way to close out 2015 than drooling over the Arrow star’s bikini body. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
You know how people say good things come in threes? Well, here’s our third straight day of bikini pictures from Arrow star Katie Cassidy , and they’re hands down the best ones yet. And while most other actresses are back home with their families “celebrating the holidays” or some crap, it’s nice to know that there are still hotties like Katie out there hard at work. Because I’m not too religious, but I’m pretty sure that’s the true meaning of Christmas: sexy bikini booty shots. Amen. Photos: PacificCoastNews
For a while there, we were getting new Katie Cassidy bikini pictures almost every day, but it’s been a few months since we’ve had any more bikini hotness from the Arrow star. But here she is back on the beach in Miami giving all of us perverts an early Christmas present. And let’s just hope it lasts the full 12 days. Because I could get used to waking up to a view like this. Fingers crossed! » view all 21 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
According to my sources, KIIS FM held their annual iHeartRadio Jingle Ball in LA, and normally, I wouldn’t care about that, because I’m a cranky shut-in who only cares about bikini pictures and lingerie models. But Selena Gomez showed up, and showed off just enough leg to get me (and the Little Tuna) interested. Granted, I’d be a lot more interested if Selena had been wearing a bikini and/or lingerie, but I guess there’s always next year. I’d better mark my calendar just in case. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
As you guys know, I’m always on the lookout for new bikini hotties for us all to drool over, and here’s my latest find: Morgan Shelly . Now, according to my research, Morgan’s from South Africa and… yeah, that’s it. That’s all I was able to find out. Luckily though, I think these bikini pictures more than speak for themselves. So enjoy. » view all 12 photos
Larry David’s daughter CAZZIE DAVID …is a 22 year old , LA rich kid, and in being an LA rich kid, she’s gotta post pics of her fit, 22 year old body in a bikini on vacation….and thanks to her very fucking rich dad making an appearance on SNL, people found her instagram, and were shocked to see her as an instagram model, even though everyone is a fucking instagram model, all it takes is posting a bikini picture…or in this case a series of bikini pictures… I don’t find this shocking, I don’t find her and her Judaism all that hot, her body is fit, but very few LA rich kids aren’t hot bodied, they live in fucking LA…but yes, she’s more appealing to look at in a bikini than her father…but probably less comedic… The simple logic is these awkward, neurotic comedians and really anyone with hit TV shows and 100s of millions of dollars, get hot women to have their kids, because hot women like rich guys no matter how neurotic they are, and they have their babies, because it makes sense…and their babies turn out cuter than if the neurotic comedian didn’t have success and 100s of millions of dollars, because if they didn’t have success and 100s of millions of dollars…their babies would be cum in a shitty model pillow case while doing stand-up tours… Doesn’t matter, fit young spoiled body tits in a bikini do… It’s funny that all it takes for people is a fucking bikini pic on social media to matter…life is simple for girls. The post Larry David’s Daughter Cazzie in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Once upon a time, Ashley Tisdale and her killer lower half used to be part of the regular rotation here on HollywoodTuna — in short shorts , in leggings , tight jeans , you name it. But then she kind of disappeared and after seeing her at Cosmopolitan Magazine ‘s 50th Anniversary Party, I think I’ve figured out why… Yikes. So as much as I hate to say it, unless Ashley’s able to turn things around with a major comeback project (like, say, a leaked sex tape or some sexy bikini pictures), I think we’ve probably seen the last of her on this site. What a shame. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →