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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Perfection

What better way to finish off the blogging day, here’s supermodel Candice Swanepoel strutting her stuff in a sweet set of Victoria’s Secret bikini pictures. And I thought the Miranda Kerr shots from earlier were awesome. One of these days I’ll be lucky enough to just happen to be vacationing on the beach the day they’re shooting one of these things. It will probably be when I’m old a flaccid, but I’ll take whatever I can get.

Ashley Greene’s Booty Needs Some Cushion

I know that I may or may not have been one of those people encouraging Twilight hottie Ashley Greene to keep working out, I like my women tight, but I think she may have gone too far. Here she is looking at birthday cards or some crap like that, looking a little too skinny in her spandex pants. I mean she still looks really hot, but that booty seems to have completely disappeared. What the hell? Enough with the deep knee bends, I think you’re good. It looks like one sinewy muscle now, she can probably jump really high or break twigs with that thing. She needs to get on the baseball player workout routine, how do their asses get so big? Somebody help her.

Ashley Greene’s Booty Needs Some Cushion

I know that I may or may not have been one of those people encouraging Twilight hottie Ashley Greene to keep working out, I like my women tight, but I think she may have gone too far. Here she is looking at birthday cards or some crap like that, looking a little too skinny in her spandex pants. I mean she still looks really hot, but that booty seems to have completely disappeared. What the hell? Enough with the deep knee bends, I think you’re good. It looks like one sinewy muscle now, she can probably jump really high or break twigs with that thing. She needs to get on the baseball player workout routine, how do their asses get so big? Somebody help her.

Jordan Carver Big Breasts Gets Checked Out By Johnny Depp

Here’s Jordan Carver and her massively large breasts getting checked out in a bikini by none other than Johnny Depp. Alright so this isn’t actually Johnny Depp, it’s a look-alike for some movie called Who Killed Johnny which I’m sure is going to instantly be and Oscar front runner, but you get the idea. To be honest, I don’t really give two shiny turds what this is for, I just can’t keep my eyes of that tasty big front meat. Delicious.

Rita Rusic’s Hot Bikini Booty Flash

Is it strange that I find pictures of a fifty something year old chick in a bikini hotter than the bikini shot of Jennifer Love Hewitt I had up earlier? I guess that sounds a little odd, but I’m honestly more interested in these shots of hot cougar Rita Rusic walking around with her bikini ass falling out than a half cleavage bikini shot of some chick from Party Of Five . Seriously, I love this old hottie, she even looks hot just walking the dog.

Candice Swanepoel Is Classy Perfection

It’s refreshing to see a 23 year old girl dress properly and not like a mom short wearing hipster doofus. Here is Candice Swanepoel out and about wearing a pretty dress. Unlike that dreadful outfit Vanessa Hudgens ‘ was wearing the other day. Don’t get me wrong, I much rather see Candice Swanepoel in a pair of Daisy Dukes and a white tank top but when visiting mom, this is the perfect outfit. BTW Candice, she’s still waiting to meet you and starting to think you don’t exist!

More Jodie Marsh Bikini Tweets

Jodie Marsh has tweeted more beach phtos. They look pretty much like the last installment . She should consider hiring a photographer. We need new angles, lighting and less clothing. Otherwise she’s wasting all that hard work she has put into her body. BTW, I have the new Galaxy and it takes great pics. Call me Jodie.

Ashley Greene Is Skinny Goodness

If you are into some skinny goodness here is Ashley Greene at the Nylon Magazine August Issue party. I don’t think there is an ounce of fat on her. I wonder if the girl ever eats? Don’t worry, I’m not complaining. That would go against everything I stand for. Anyway, I’d love to take Ashley out for a delicious iceberg lettuce salad. Hold the dressing.

Tiffani Thiessen Makes A Hottie Comeback

It’s nice to see former 90210 babe Tiffani Thiessen still looking pretty damn tasty. I totally forgot about her, but it turns out she has a pretty big role in the TV series White Collar. I’ve never seen an episode but unless Tiffani plays a middle-age stripper who is trying to pay for her sexy daughter’s college tuition, I don’t see the point in watching it.

Joanna And Marta Krupa Are Deadly Hot

The only thing I can think of that’s better than a hottie like Joanna Krupa … Is two hotties like Joanna Krupa . Alright so these are shots of Joanna and her sister Marta, but it’s close enough. These two have got to be some of the hottest sisters out there. Here they are laughing and hanging out and posing for the cameras in their tight jeans and tube tops. I love it. I want to be the meat in this delicious Krupa sandwich.