Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Kelly Brook Bikini Madness

You’ve got to love hotties on vacation. Here’s Kelly Brook showing off some very large breasts in her bikini the other day. I know that she’s put on a few pounds and I normally like my women much thinner, but those big beautiful breasts are really working for me. So what if she’s got a little belly hanging over her bikini bottoms, I would nibble on that thing for hours if she’d let me. I make it sound like she’s obese, not even close, the woman is gorgeous and I’d be lucky to get five minutes with her. Preferably in a hot tub with some booze.

Kelly Brook Big Beach Bikini Breasts

It’s pretty clear that Kelly Brook isn’t a supermodel, her thickish frame tells us that, but the woman knows what she’s doing in the hotness department. So she’s got a few extra pounds on her, it’s just more to love. Here she is lounging around on the beach, taking an outdoor bikini shower and showing off her plus size breasts. I like it. Of course there’s a muscle douche in a speedo not to far away in every shot, so annoying, but Kelly is so hot that I don’t care. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook’s White Hot Vacation Breasts

I hate to say it but Kelly Brook hasn’t exactly been knocking my socks off with hotness over the last little while, weird mom short shorts don’t really do it for me, so I was glad to find these shots of her partying it up on vacation somewhere. Here she is looking pretty good in her white little dress showing off those lovely legs and even lovelier big breasts. I bet she looked great bouncing down those stairs. Someone has to have video of that, send it to me on Twitter please.

Demi Lovato’s Sneak Peak & Thunder Thighs

I enjoy a nice upskirt shot as much as the next guy, I created a whole website centered around my love of them, but I’m not sure I’m feeling these. Here’s Demi Lovato shaking it on stage over the weekend, shaking it so much that we’re getting a good look at some very large underwear. Not my favorite. Not to mention the fact that she’s also showing off some very husky thunder thighs. Yikes, where did those things come from? They look like they should be attached to a much larger woman. Put some pants on.

Miley Cyrus, Victoria Justice & Ashley Tisdale 4th Of July Hotness

I know it’s a day too late, I’m not always right on the ball, but I thought i’d share a few shots of some hottie celebrating the fourth of July. Here are Miley Cyrus , Victoria Justice and Ashley Tisdale showing off their patriotic side in some all-American Twitter pictures. It would have been better if they were all partying together say in a hot tub, but I’m not the one in charge. Enjoy.

Jessica Alba’s Hot Leather Cleavage

Talk about a hotness comeback! Here’s Jessica Alba making a triumphant return, we hardly see this chick anymore, in a pretty damn sexy leather dress. This is what I like to see, nobody cares that you’re a good mom and take your kids to the park wearing your frumpy sweatpants, we want to see more leather cleavage. The woman is just hot, it’s that simple, so throw on a leather dress and some heels and we’re in business. I would love to rub some leather polish all over that thing… With my testicles.

Elisabetta Gregoraci Gold Diggin’ Bikini Pics

Sometimes something comes along to remind you just how unfair life is… This is one of those moments. Here’s some rich old man, Formula 1 manager Flavio Briatore, playing a little soccer with his much younger, much hotter wife Elisabetta Gregoraci . I want to kill myself. Look at her, now look at him, now look back at her…. What the hell dude? Obviously he’s got a very large, very substantial bank account, but still. I thought women didn’t do this kind of thing anymore. I’m just kidding, they’ll do it until the end of time. I can’t blame the old guy, that booty is awesome, if I could afford it I’d buy it too. Hot.

Kelly Brook In Her Silly Short Shorts

I love Kelly Brook , she just seems so soft and squeezable, but I’m not sure I approve of these stupid looking shorts. Yes, they’re technically short shorts, which are normally pretty awesome, but these are kind of creeping me out. Is it just me? I guess I shouldn’t complain, she’s giving me a great look at those milky white thighs and a tiny bit of a booty peek so I’ll take it. Luckily she got all fancied up for me in the last few shots.. Much better.

Miley Cyrus Barely Covers The Perky Breasts

I’m really liking this new and improved Miley Cyrus , not the engaged part, that’s gross, but the part where she’s working out all the time and showing off her tight little body in trashy Twitter pictures. Awesome. Here she is giving us a great look at all her hard work in a dress that looks like it could fall apart at any moment. Seriously, one little snip and those perky breasts are popping out all over the place. Where’s a maniac with a pair of scissors when you need one?

Paula Labaredas’s Sweet Soccer Booty

So Euro 2012 soccer tournament is going on over in Poland and Ukraine, if you’re in North America you may not have noticed, but all kinds of attention seeking hotties have and they’ve been dressing up in little outfits to show their support for their favorite teams. Here’s Paula LaBaredas sporting some sexy little Portugal undies and a hot tank top. I don’t really care who she’s cheering for, I’m cheering for that awesome booty of hers.