Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Boob Grab

Posted on June 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As if the pictures I had up yesterday of supermodel Doutzen Kroes hanging out in her bikini weren’t sexy enough for you, she’s seriously the hottest mom ever, I’ve got these shots of her in a new bikini testing out the firmness of her beautiful supermodel breasts. That’s it, get in there. I bet they’re absolutely perfect, I’m so jealous. Snap out of it Tuna, you’re never going to get to squeeze those things, move on with your life. I guess I’ll just have to spend the next thirteen minutes staring at these pictures and dreaming. Good times.

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Kim Zolciak, Baby Bump Pose in Bikini

Posted on June 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Upton bikini pictures these are not. But Kim Zolciak has once again proved that she is quite comfortable in her pregnant body, following up a naked photo shoot with a Twitter picture of herself in a bikini. “The whole family!” Zolciak Tweeted Sunday along with this image of herself, her kids and husband Kroy Biermann. “Great Daddy’s day today on the water… Happy Fathers day to [the] most incredible father and daddy. We love you so much and our so grateful for you!” Zolciak is due in a couple months with her latest child, a boy who will join Kroy, Jr., 2; and Brielle, 15, and Ariana, 9, Kim’s daughters from previous relationships.

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Kim Zolciak, Baby Bump Pose in Bikini

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Julia Jones Unknown Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I didn’t know who this Julia Jones chick was when I got these shots, so I actually looked her up, but when I found out she was dating that loser from How I Met Your Mother I couldn’t take any more. You would think that when you’re on a hit sitcom you’d be able to get a better looking chick than this? Ok fine, you’re not Neil Patrick Harris, that guy probably gets a ton of chicks, but come on. It’s not like she’s a disgusting chick, she’s got a great bikini body on her… Actually, she should ditch the douchebag, she can do better than that moron. I’m up for a swim.

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Miley Cyrus’ Rock Hard Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This sort of thing doesn’t happen every day, so when it does we need to take the time to soak it up and enjoy it. Here’s Miley Cyrus hanging out by the pool in her sexy little bikini. Is everyone alright? It looks like all her hard work at pilates classes and jogging with her dog to get that nineteen year old body tight has really paid off. She looks awesome. I’m not sure I’d want to be poolside with this hottie walking around, my bathing suit probably wouldn’t be able to handle the incredible erection. I’d have to wear a couple of speedos under my actual bathing suit and even then I’m pretty sure it would find a way through. That’s how hot she looks.

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Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Cougar Costume

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I make fun of Ashley Tisdale a lot for being a nobody, I still don’t know what the hell it is that she does, but I’ve got to hand it to her, she keeps herself in tip top shape and isn’t afraid to show it off in sexy little costumes. Here she is in her sexy soccer mom outfit running errands the other day with her rat in a dog suit. I like it. I know she’s still young, but this outfit is something you see on a MILF getting out of a Land Rover . We can role play can’t we? I’ll be a crusty river boat captain with a hard of gold and you take care of the rest. Action!

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Nathalia Ramos Makes Bicycles Sexy

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember Nathalia Ramos ? She’s the cutie who won me over with her hot little bikini pictures a few months back. Well, she’s back and she’s riding a bicycle. I don’t know why I find hotties on bicycles sexy, but I do and I’m not afraid to admit it. I have a BMX you know, we could go bike riding together some time. You bring the sunscreen and I’ll bring the lube. You know, for the chains. Wink.

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Nathalia Ramos Makes Bicycles Sexy

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember Nathalia Ramos ? She’s the cutie who won me over with her hot little bikini pictures a few months back. Well, she’s back and she’s riding a bicycle. I don’t know why I find hotties on bicycles sexy, but I do and I’m not afraid to admit it. I have a BMX you know, we could go bike riding together some time. You bring the sunscreen and I’ll bring the lube. You know, for the chains. Wink.

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Jessica Sutta Shakes Her Short Shorts

Posted on June 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t really be bothered to look up this Jessica Sutta chick, I think she was a Pussycat Doll or something like that, but I found these shots of her shaking her lady business on stage in a sexy little outfit so it doesn’t really matter who she is. Is that just a weird pair of acid wash short shorts or did she have a little accident? I think Kirstie Alley makes underwear for that kind of thing now. Maybe it’s just a sweaty crotch. Ugh, that doesn’t really make it any better.

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Masuimi Max Is A Sexy Badass

Posted on June 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Are you into fetish models? Ya you are, you pervert. Because I’ve got these shots of some chick named Masuimi Max who apparently does some fetish modeling in her spare time. I never would have guessed. Here she is on the red carpet for something with her massive fake breasts spilling out of a studded leather dominatrix top. I like it. I would let this hottie beat the crap out of me, why not? Our save word can be ‘Stop Punching Me!!!”

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Ashley Tisdale Because She’s There

Posted on June 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So I found these pictures of Ashley Tisdale a few days ago, but didn’t post them right away because, well because she’s Ashley Tisdale and I didn’t think it was all that important. You know what I’m talking about. I’m only posting them now because I know she’s got at least a couple of fans out there who might ad this link to their Facebook page and really drive in like eight visitors. And she’s got a pretty good body that I would like to touch with my body.

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