Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Ashley Tisdale Because She’s There

So I found these pictures of Ashley Tisdale a few days ago, but didn’t post them right away because, well because she’s Ashley Tisdale and I didn’t think it was all that important. You know what I’m talking about. I’m only posting them now because I know she’s got at least a couple of fans out there who might ad this link to their Facebook page and really drive in like eight visitors. And she’s got a pretty good body that I would like to touch with my body.

Melissa Satta’s Perfect Little Bikini Booty

It’s pretty clear that this Melissa Satta chick is a hottie, a hottie who will probably have nothing to do with me ever… Unless I become a professional athlete or somehow acquire a very substantial amount of money in the next little while. But she sure knows how to get my attention so I just had to post her. That bikini booty of hers is something special, I want to see National Geographic do a special on it. In high definition of course with lots of close ups and slow motion walking. Get to work.

Dakota Fanning Is Too Cute

I don’t know what I was expecting now that Dakota Fanning has turned eighteen, she’s not exactly the type to get hammered and flash her lady parts, at least not yet, but I was hoping for a little something more than this. Here she is at some event looking cute and all, but I’m not seeing anything all that special. I think she needs to play a hooker or stripper with a heart of gold for me to really take her seriously.

Melissa Satta’s Awesome See Through Bikini

Come on, you know I had to finish off the week with some shots of a really big breasted nobody in a little bikini. That’s kind of my thing. Here’s Melissa Satta in the ocean in a neon green, see through-ish bikini making things happen in my bathing suit area. I love it. I don’t know how the douche can get close to this hottie in his bathing suit, that’s some impressive control, I’d definitely have to wait a few minutes before getting out of the water. Bikini broads are the best.

Courtney Robertson Bikini Pictures

If you’re like me and only watched the Bachelor because your girlfriend watches it and you don’t want to piss her off, than you know this Courtney Robertson as the winner everybody loved to hate. I thought she was an idiot too, but after seeing these shots of her running around on the beach in her sexy little bikini I’m beginning to get what the douche saw in her. Ass… That’s what he saw in her… Ass. Good choice.

Christina Milian Is Busting Out Big Time

Alright so these big orange breasts aren’t as large as CoCo’s big orange breasts I posted earlier, but they’re still pretty damn impressive. Here’s Christina Milian , haven’t heard a whole lot from her in a while, looking pretty awesom in her tight orange dress. Breasts just look that much better all tarted up in a fancy dress. Ok fine, they look pretty good in a wet t-shirt too, but that’s not something women wear all the time… Unfortunately.

Kelly Brook’s Massive Breasts In A One-Piece

I know I’ve already posted some pictures of Kelly Brook today, as if it’s possible to have too many pictures of this hottie, but when I found these I just had to share them with you guys. You’re welcome. Here’s the busty Brit showing off some absolutely massive breasts in her sexy one-piece bathing suit. I knew she had big breasts, but these are insane. I don’t think I like her touching that public pay phone, the only people who still use those things these days are crazy people talking to Jesus. #germs

Kelly Brook Drops Some Massive Cleavage

Alright so this is going to be the last Kelly Brook post I do today, I promise. Although, you should probably get ready for a few more tomorrow, what can I say, she’s hot. Here she is on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival dropping some more of that tasty big cleavage. Have her breasts always been this big or is this another pregnancy scare? I don’t remember them being so huge. I’m not complaining, I just want to know their growth rate so I can prepare myself for the coming boobaggedon.

Kelly Brook’s Curvy Foot Fetish

This Cannes Film Festival crap seems like a place where all celebrities do all day, at least the ones who aren’t actually invited to any of the movies, is search out silly photo opportunities. I get the feeling that Kelly Brook is one of those celebrities. Here she is poolside with that pasty fat guy who kind of looks like an alcoholic Richard Branson. I thinks he’s got his own talk show or something, he’s one of those people who only British people know anything about. Whoever he is he’s drinking out of Kelly’s high heels. Lucky bastard. If you’re into that kind of thing.

Sophie Monk Works The Parking Meter

This post combines two of my favorite things, big breasted jobless blondes and hot chicks feeding a parking meter. I don’t know why, but I find this kind of thing hot. Here’s Sophie Monk slipping some dirty dirty change into the coin slot of an unsuspecting parking meter. That’s it, spit on it. Too much? Anyhow, she’s also wearing some incredibly tight skinny jeans and stripper heels so… I wish I was a parking meter.