Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Nicole Scherzinger’s Perfect Purple Cleavage

So someone thought it would be a good idea to make yet another Men In Black movie, is that what’s happening here? It had to be Will Smith, his career jumped the shark years ago. Anyhow, they also decided to invited Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger and she did not disappoint in the fashion department. Here she is all wrapped up nice a tightly in her sexy purple number. Those are some perfect perky breasts. I want to chew that dress off of her. Let’s do this.

Nicole Scherzinger’s Perfect Purple Cleavage

So someone thought it would be a good idea to make yet another Men In Black movie, is that what’s happening here? It had to be Will Smith, his career jumped the shark years ago. Anyhow, they also decided to invited Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger and she did not disappoint in the fashion department. Here she is all wrapped up nice a tightly in her sexy purple number. Those are some perfect perky breasts. I want to chew that dress off of her. Let’s do this.

Nicole Scherzinger’s Perfect Purple Cleavage

So someone thought it would be a good idea to make yet another Men In Black movie, is that what’s happening here? It had to be Will Smith, his career jumped the shark years ago. Anyhow, they also decided to invited Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger and she did not disappoint in the fashion department. Here she is all wrapped up nice a tightly in her sexy purple number. Those are some perfect perky breasts. I want to chew that dress off of her. Let’s do this.

Kelly Brook Needs To Hit The Beach

Hmmm, you guys all know how much I adore Kelly Brook , she’s my favorite, so this is kind of hard for me to say, but why is she looking so chubby? Please tell me it’s just the frumpy outfit and we’re not having another pregnancy scare. Don’t get me wrong, her face is still as sexy as ever, but something just isn’t working for me in the mid-section. I’m going to need to see her in a bikini or a skimpy bathing suit…. STAT!

Brooke Burke Takes The Girls To Dinner

As I’ve said before, I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars because I’ve got fully functioning testicles, but I’m aware that Brooke Burke is on it in some capacity and she’s got a nice set of funbags so I’m posting these pictures of her. Here she is heading out to dinner the other night with her assets nicely packed into a tight little dress. When’s Dancing With The Really Pale Bloggers starting?

Candice Swanepoel Shows Us Her Good Side

I don’t know why I wasn’t invited to this year’s Costume Institute Gala , I like to dress up in an adult costume and pretend I’ve got a real job. Sometimes in the afternoon, after my nap of course, I like to put on a nice suit, loosen the tie like I’ve had a long day at the office and head out to the local happy hour to hit on unsuspecting business hotties. Good times. Anyhow, here’s Candice Swanepoel at the party last night showing off her perky chesticular goodness. Nicely done.

Nathalia Ramos Has Got My Attention

This is the second time I’ve had this Nathalia Ramos hottie on the site, I still don’t know anything about that weird TV show she’s supposedly on, but she’s definitely got my attention. Here she is taking her dog for a sexy jog in her short shorts and bikini top combination. Nice. More women should go running in their bathing suits. Why isn’t that a thing yet?

Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Short Shorts

I’m not sure I’m supposed to be posting pictures of teenagers in their hipster mom short shorts, but that’s exactly what’s happening here. Someone needs to get this Kendall Jenner chick under control before she becomes another attention whoring Kardashian. I think it’s too late.

Kelly Kelly’s Hot Rod Bikini Bod

I’m normally a little frightened by women who wrestle for a living, I’m also afraid of sharks, but I would love to go a few rounds with this Kelly Kelly hottie. Not real wrestling of course, I’m talking about a baby pool filled with oil or jell-o or whipped cream or something sexy like that. Anything that allows me to get a few solid handfuls of this hottie… I’ll even wear a bikini if that will make her feel more comfortable.

Sara Jean Underwood Hot & Sweaty For Men’s Fitness

If you thought the Sara Jean Underwood bikini pictures I had up the other day were hot, you were right, but I think these shots are even hotter. Here she is getting all hot and sweaty in the pages of Men’s Fitness . I’d like to go a few rounds with this hot piece of ass. You can tell her I said that, I’m not afraid of her. If more gyms had hotties like this working out in outfits that allowed their breasts to breathe, we’d have a much healthier society. Amaze.