Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Sara Jean Underwood Hot & Sweaty For Men’s Fitness

If you thought the Sara Jean Underwood bikini pictures I had up the other day were hot, you were right, but I think these shots are even hotter. Here she is getting all hot and sweaty in the pages of Men’s Fitness . I’d like to go a few rounds with this hot piece of ass. You can tell her I said that, I’m not afraid of her. If more gyms had hotties like this working out in outfits that allowed their breasts to breathe, we’d have a much healthier society. Amaze.

Behati Prinsloo’s Perfect Little Booty

I’m not sure who this Behati Prinsloo bird is, I’m assume a supermodel who will never have anything to do with me ever, but she looks pretty good hanging out in her sexy little undies so she’s always welcome on the site. I shouldn’t say she’ll never have anything to do with me, I might become a fat old billionaire at some point and invite her for a ride on my yacht through the Mediterranean… If she’s nice to me.

Joanna Krupa Got Topless For Something

I hadn’t seen Polish hottie Joanna Krupa In a while and then all of a sudden she shows up in some awesome bikini volleyball pictures . My testicles almost couldn’t handle it, now here she is as sexy as ever at the unveiling of a topless picture of herself telling us to adopt and never buy. I’m actually thinking of adopting, I’m looking for a fake tanned hottie with nice fake breasts and drinking problem who likes to “snuggle” on the couch or in the shower. Anyone need a good home?

Ashley Tisdale Drops Some Perky Cleavage

I’m obviously never going to go see this The Lucky One movie, I’m a full grown man with at least one full grown testicle who doesn’t need to sit through romantic garbage anymore, but it looks like they got some huge stars at the premiere the other night. They had everyone from Audrina Patridge to Ashley Tisdale …. Did I say huge stars? I meant former reality TV stars. Anyhow, here’s ashley doing her best to drop a little perky cleavage. Decent.

Nicollette Sheridan Cougarific Bikini Pictures

I’m not sure how old Nicolette Sheridan is now, I’m going to assume she’s roughly sixty-ish, she was on Knots Landing decades ago, but she’s wearing a bikini down in St-Barts and I’m alright with it. Obviously her face has seen better days, but I’m actually kind of impressed with her beach body. Not bad at all. I’m in the market for a sugar-momma and she’s got to still have some of that Desperate Housewives money floating around. Let’s do this.

Former Pussycat Doll Kaya Jones Has Huge Puppies

Obviously the only Pussycat Doll anybody knows or even cares about is Nicole Scherzinger , she was always the hottest one, but that might be about to change. Here’s someone named Kaya Jones showing us that she might actually be more than just a back up dancer. Alright so she’s not exactly the hottest woman we’ve ever seen, she kinda looks a little dude-ish, but she certainly seems to have a couple very large characteristics that I thoroughly enjoy. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

Lucy Pinder’s New Sexy NUTS Video

I think this picture pretty much speaks for itself…. Lucy Pinder’s breasts are phenomenal. It’s that simple. I want to touch them with my face for like an hour. I know that will never happen, at least not until I get a substantially larger bank account, but a Tuna can dream can’t he? Anyhow, If you want to see these big beauties in action, don’t forget to watch the video. #bonerrific

Rita Rusic Lives On A Beach

I don’t remember what it is that this Rita Rusic cougar does for a living, I think she’s a rich old bird, but she seems to spend most of her days lounging on the beach trying to keep her giant breasts from falling out of her bikini. Tough life. All she’s missing is a frail wristed blogger by her side rubbing suntan lotion all over that leathery skin of hers. Skin cancer is a silent killer so I’ll make sure to really work the chest area.

Kelly Brook’s Breasts Save Face

Do I really need to tell you how hot Kelly Brook is… I think I do, because this shot really isn’t all that flattering. If I wanted to see an average looking British woman making weird faces, I’d…. I wan to say I’d watch old episodes of Coronation Street , but who the hell watches that garbage. Anyhow, she’s hot for a British chick. She’s got onions on her dress for crying out loud… What the hell? I guess I’ll never understand British culture.

Indiana Evans Hot Little Bikini Pictures

Obviously I didn’t know who the hell this Indiana Evans hottie was, this is the first I’m hearing of her, but thanks to the magic of the internet I discovered she’s an Australian actress and she’s filming a remake of The Blue Lagoon . That and she looks pretty amazing in a sexy little bikini. I’ll take it. Wait, they’re remaking this crap again? Do we really need another movie about a shipwrecked hottie exploring her sexuality…. Hell yes.