Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Shauna Sand And Her Daughter In Bikinis

I’m not sure if any of you were in the mood for some mother daughter bikini pictures, if you were you might have a bit of a problem, but here’s Shauna Sand and her daughter on the beach in their bikinis and stripper heels. Classy. I don’t know how old the daughter is, but her face needs more work than her mom’s. Poor kid. At least mom’s got those big fake breasts working hard as diversionary tactics.

Selena Gomez Likes Her Douche Costumes

I was hoping to get some more pictures of Selena Gomez hanging out in her bikini on the set of her annoying girlie movie, you can never have too many bikini pictures, but instead all I’ve got are these shots of the hottie wearing silly looking hats and even sillier looking winter boots. I get the feeling that my fashion sense just isn’t quite on the same page as today’s youths and I’m glad. Douche wear just isn’t for me.

Maryse Ouellet Shows Us Her Puppies

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I doubt these pictures of wrestling hottie Maryse Ouelet have anything to do with Peta … Just a hunch.

Kendall Jenner Bikini Picture

Anyone who knows anything about the Kardashians knows that their main goal in life is to become famous, just ask Kim Kardashian and that awful sex tape, so we shouldn’t be surprised that one of the younger brood has joined in on the family business. Here’s Kendall Jenner flashing her underage bikini body in a Twitter picture I’m sure her manager/publicist mother forced her to post. I’m not afraid to admit that I’m a little bit of a creep, but even I find this odd.

Kate Upton’s Big Breasts Help

I was playing hockey the other day and got hit in the head with a puck and I think I might be slightly concussed, I feel like I’m hungover but I haven’t had any booze. What the hell? I’m going to have to self medicate with some shots of Kate Upton and her awesome supermodel body at some party last night. I feel better already. I’d feel even better with those big beautiful breasts massaging the back of my neck. Call me.

Rita Rusic Hot Cougar Bikini Pictures

I’ve been in the mood for a rich old sugar mama for years now, I’ve discovered that working is for suckers, but I always just assumed it would have to be a crusty old bag who always seems to smell like apple juice. Not cool. I had no idea that there were actually some hot ones out there. Here’s Rita Rusic and her large cougar breasts lounging in a hot little bikini down in Miami. Sign me up.

Lauren Stoner’s Perfect Bikini Booty

I don’t know what the hell is going on here, but I’ve had a boatload of amazing bikini pictures on the site today. I love it. Here’s some chick named Lauren Stoner showing off her perfect little bikini booty. I don’t really know who she is, I’m assuming she’s some rich older dude’s arm candy, but she certainly knows what she’s doing in the bikini department. And I thought that Irina Shayk’s ass was spectacular. Jesus!

Doutzen Kroes’ Bikini Body Is Unreal

It appears that supermodel Doutzen Kroes is on vacation…. And I love it. Here she is rocking another little bikini on the beach with her kid. I know she’s a supermodel and all, and having an awesome body is pretty much the most important part of her job, but this is ridiculous. And you want me to believe that that kid came out of that body? No chance. Look at that belly of hers. I could bounce testicles off those abs.

Kelly Brook Sweet See Through And Pink Booty

I’ve loved Kelly Brook for a long time now, how could you not, so getting pictures of her in a see through top is a nice little treat. I don’t know what I did to deserve this, but I’ll take it. Sure it’s not the greatest see through top you’ll ever see, but I’m getting a hint of cleavage under there so it counts. besides, pair the top with that sweet pink booty and we’re in business. I would take a delicious bite out of that thing if she’d let me. A gentle bite, I wouldn’t even leave a mark. Call me.

Doutzen Kroes’ Skinny Bikini Body

Leave it to a supermodel like Doutzen Kroes to finish off the week in style. Obviously everything a supermodel does is stylish, that’s why they’re supermodels, but short shorts and a bikini top? Amazing. And I thought Paris Hilton’s little boobies looked good in a bikini top. I’m not sure supermodels should be allowed to walk around like this, it’s just going to cause trouble. Bitchy comments from other girls and awkward public boners from pretty much every straight male in a two block radius. Do women this hot know the power they have?