Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Avril Lavigne Needs A Makeover

Oh God, what the hell is this crap all about? I get that Avril Lavigne fancy’s herself as this punk ass princess who’s too cool for school, as the kids say these days, but this is just retarded. What? The kids don’t say that? Anyhow, I think Avril is hot, wait let me rephrase that, I think Avril has the potential to be hot if she’d just drop this pop/punk garbage. Sid Vicious must be rolling over in his grave. This needs to stop, fix the hair, lose the acid washed jeans and the retard velcro sneakers and show is what you’ve got. Soon.

Natalie Getz’s Unknown Bikini Pictures

As far as nobody reality TV stars go, this Natalie Getz chick is at the bottom of the barrel. She was on that show Bachelor Pad … Anyone? I didn’t think so. It was a show about rejects from The Bachelor shacking up together in some mansion somewhere, Natalie was one of those rejects. Anyhow, here she is playing it up for the cameras on the beach the other day. She’s hot, in a ditzy blond nobody kind of way. Enjoy.

Ali Larter’s Post Pregnancy Chubcakes

I really love chubcakes, I always have, the only problem I have with them is that they’re normally attached to someone who’s not exactly in peek physical condition. It’s such a shame, but that’s how the universe works. This is a prime example. Here’s Ali Larter and her nice post pregnancy chubcakes going for a walk the other day to burn off some calorie, at least I hope that’s what’s going on…. Children really know how to mess up a woman’s body.

Ali Larter’s Post Pregnancy Chubcakes

I really love chubcakes, I always have, the only problem I have with them is that they’re normally attached to someone who’s not exactly in peek physical condition. It’s such a shame, but that’s how the universe works. This is a prime example. Here’s Ali Larter and her nice post pregnancy chubcakes going for a walk the other day to burn off some calorie, at least I hope that’s what’s going on…. Children really know how to mess up a woman’s body.

Jennifer Aniston Drops Some Spinster Cleavage

Jennifer Aniston will do pretty much anything not to have another bomb of a movie on her hands, like her relationships everything she does kinda flops for some reason, so she hitched her wagon to blockbuster maker Adam Sandler’s new movie. Not a bad idea, even his garbage makes a hundred million. Here she is looking pretty damn good at the premiere last night. The girl is hot and her acting is terrible, there’s no question about that, I have no idea why her love life is so crappy. Maybe she’s got awful night farts.

Amanda Seyfried Continues To Disappoint

I was hoping that Amanda Seyfried would sex it up little more when she heads out, the last time we had her on the site she was dropping some boxes off at goodwill for crying out loud, and now she’s walking around looking like this? This is not how you’re going to get noticed in Hollywood. Sadly, I can’t stop posting pictures of her doing nothing. I guess my feelings for her are a lot stronger than I thought, I must be in love. That can’t be right, I haven’t even seen her big sweater muffins yet.

Avril Lavigne And Her Pseudo Eighties Hotness

Apparently Avril Lavigne is still doing the whole punk princess crap, she must be about thirty by now, aren’t we done with this yet? A woman wearing sneakers isn’t exactly high fashion sex appeal if you ask me. Anyhow, if you can look past the retarded hairdo she actually looks kinda hot in an eighties slut kinda way. What a waste of a perfectly good pair of leather tights, those things are supposed to be paired up with some high heels and a bad attitude. Shame on you.

January Jones Is A tasty Little Piece

I think this is only the first or second time I’ve posted any pictures of Mad Men’s January Jones on the site, I don’t watch the show, but I’ve got to say she possesses a lot of the qualities I look for in a piece of meat woman. Lean, not too fatty, free range and definitely a tasty morsel. Delicious. Anyhow, here she is walking her little doggy the other day. Now I can’t get the words January Jones and doggy out of my mind. Hot.

Kelly Brook Deserves Our Attention

I’m just loving all the attention Kelly Brook is getting these days, I had her on the site years ago when she was just some hot british chick with a smart sounding accent and a great set of breasts. Now look at her, I’m so proud, like a father whose daughter grows up to be pornstar who gets invited to Charlie Sheen’s house for WNBA Finals …. You know that guy has a party for pretty much anything. It brings a tear to my eye.

Carrie Underwood Sexy In Denim

It’s kind of weird, but I don’t really have Carrie Underwood on the site very often. I don’t know why, it’s not like she’s unattractive or she can’t sing the national anthem, she’s actually really quite hot and we know she can sing because she won a nationally televised karaoke contest a few years back. It probably has something to do with the fact that she’s boring as hell. Here she is on her way to lunch in her denims and sexy boots. We get it you’re a country singer. Where’s the cowboy hat?