Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Kate Upton’s Cute Little Bikini Booty

I know that over the last little while I have kind of bombarded you with pictures of all the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, but this Kate Upton bird is one hell of a looker and I couldn’t resist posting these shots of her cute little ass in a bunch of different bikinis. As much as I love that sweet little booty, I think her breasts are her best asset. Those things are just perfect, like a beautiful sunset… With awesome breasts. more pictures of Kate Upton here

Kate Upton’s Cute Little Bikini Booty

I know that over the last little while I have kind of bombarded you with pictures of all the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, but this Kate Upton bird is one hell of a looker and I couldn’t resist posting these shots of her cute little ass in a bunch of different bikinis. As much as I love that sweet little booty, I think her breasts are her best asset. Those things are just perfect, like a beautiful sunset… With awesome breasts. more pictures of Kate Upton here

Kate Upton’s Cute Little Bikini Booty

I know that over the last little while I have kind of bombarded you with pictures of all the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, but this Kate Upton bird is one hell of a looker and I couldn’t resist posting these shots of her cute little ass in a bunch of different bikinis. As much as I love that sweet little booty, I think her breasts are her best asset. Those things are just perfect, like a beautiful sunset… With awesome breasts. more pictures of Kate Upton here

Kate Upton’s Cute Little Bikini Booty

I know that over the last little while I have kind of bombarded you with pictures of all the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, but this Kate Upton bird is one hell of a looker and I couldn’t resist posting these shots of her cute little ass in a bunch of different bikinis. As much as I love that sweet little booty, I think her breasts are her best asset. Those things are just perfect, like a beautiful sunset… With awesome breasts. more pictures of Kate Upton here

Gemma Atkinson’s Beautiful Tanned Funbags

It’s been a long time since I’ve had Gemma Atkinson on the site, I thought she was out of this busty bimbo scene, but I’d recognize those beautiful breasts anywhere. I don’t know where these are from, but I’m happy to share them with you perverts. Besides, big tanned breasts stuffed into an assortment of bikinis is a treat we can all appreciate, like chocolates or a free happy ending by a small handed Korean masseuse.

Penelope Cruz’s Sweet New Mom Boobs

I’m not one to encourage women to have children, those little punks really know how to ruin a chick’s body, but have got to say that if for some reason they do squeeze out a little pisspant the upside is definitely their big new mom breasts. Here’s > Penelope Cruz out the other day showing off her massive mommy jugs. I would be willing to pay alot of money to get my hands on those things, that kid is one lucky son of a bitch. Enjoy it while you can.

Kelly Brook Is Just Pure Hotness

Here’s the amazing Kelly Brook dressed up as an angel, hanging out in her sexy underwear, doing her thing for some new lingerie ad or something. I don’t normally like the photoshopped look, unless they’re airbrushing in some bigger breasts, but I like this artsy fartsy crap. Real classy like. These would make pretty good posters, I could hang them over my bed… If I was fifteen years old or it was nineteen eighty-five or the internet wasn’t invented. Still hot though. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale Shows Off Her Puppies

Obviously there are some pretty simple jokes to be made about super MILF Kate Beckinsale showing off her cute “puppies”, but I’m going to look past that and focus on how happy she looks while going for a hike with her family. She’s really managed to pull together a career and a family life, she’s a shining example of a woman who knows how to balance work and home. She….. Who gives a crap about all that? The woman is gorgeous and those mom boobs are awesome. Enjoy.

Katrina Bowden Leaves Me Speechless

Here’s Katrina Bowden on the red carpet at some event the other night. Seriously? This is what I’ve got to write about today? I love the chick at all, but she’s basically an extra on 30 Rock . It’s alright, I can do this. Here she is wearing a nice little purple dress and… I’ve got nothing. At least if she was in those little booty shorts she always wears, while she walks around in the background of a very popular NBC sitcom, I’d have something to look at while I waste everyone’s time typing in enough letters to fill an adequate amount of space so that my boss thinks I wrote a whole paragraph about this garbage. That should do it. Enjoy.

Some More SI 2011 Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

I assume there’s a fuck of a lot more bikini pictures at SI.com , but I figured I might as well steal some of their pics, put them on my site, for those of you too lazy to go searching for the shit on your own. That’s just the kind of blogger I am. I risk lawsuits and alienation, criminal records and being hated, all to get you pics I didn’t take of girls I’ve never heard of in bikinis…I’m on some Robin Hood or Peter Pan shit…a hero, with no real cause or purpose.. Either way, SI delivers every year, girls who have big tits, hot bodies that I like to see half naked, body painted in the thickest paint that might as well be a bikini, erasing nipples in photoshop before putting the pics to press, but I’ve been onto this shit since 1989, and it doesn’t get boring like Victoria’s Secret does…It just gets better…They should be paying me for this positive plug… Here are some bitches living the hot body dream, validated, with the SI stamp of approval…. Here’s Kate Upton, a model with big tits who likes showing them off who I’ve never heard of…but who I assume isn’t this Kate Upton … Genvieve Morton who must be tied in with the publisher, cuz she’s not that hot, but still half naked…and from South Africa, the home of Aids, Racism, Blood Diamonds and hot mixed up genetic pussy… Cinta Dicker for people not scared of freckles and orange pubic hair….

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