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Avril Lavigne Turns Kim Kardashian Orange!!!

Judging from her stupid dye job and the fact that she’s dressed like a slutty witch, I should have known that Avril Lavigne had magical powers. I just wish that they were that she could smile without looking retarded instead of making anyone who stands next to her look orange. Kind of a lame power. Here she is hanging out with Kim Kardashian , turning the big assed beauty to a nice sunset color. To be fair, Avril is so pale she’s almost translucent. I think I’d look orange next to her and I haven’t left mother’s basement since the first snowfall.

Kelly Brook’s Got One Hell Of A Profile

I’ve been a big fan of Kelly Brook’s for a while now, she’s gorgeous and her body is spectacular, but I didn’t realize she was this busty. Did she always have these things or is this just the first time I’ve seen her from the side? That can’t be right. Anyhow, here she is looking amazing on her way to work out that awesome booty of hers. I don’t mean she’s actually going to work out, there are cameras everywhere so I guess she’s filming reality show or a commercial or something like that. Nice camel toe.

Kelly Brook’s Got One Hell Of A Profile

I’ve been a big fan of Kelly Brook’s for a while now, she’s gorgeous and her body is spectacular, but I didn’t realize she was this busty. Did she always have these things or is this just the first time I’ve seen her from the side? That can’t be right. Anyhow, here she is looking amazing on her way to work out that awesome booty of hers. I don’t mean she’s actually going to work out, there are cameras everywhere so I guess she’s filming reality show or a commercial or something like that. Nice camel toe.

Nicole Scherzinger Looks Hot In A Stupid Outfit

I love Nicole Scherzinger’s tight Pussycat Doll body so much that I can overlook this absolutely retarded outfit she’s wearing and still manage to get semi erect. It’s not easy, but with a lot of concentration and with my eyes focused squarely on that great ass it’s possible. It’s a skill I’ve had for years. How do you think I got this job? I’ve also perfected the ‘Elbow To Boob Rub In A Crowded Bar’ move and the ‘Spill An Ice Cold Drink On Some Topless Chicks While They’re Suntanning So We Can See Their Boobies Like It’s A 1980′s Van Halen Video’ move… Multitalented.

Nicole Scherzinger Looks Hot In A Stupid Outfit

I love Nicole Scherzinger’s tight Pussycat Doll body so much that I can overlook this absolutely retarded outfit she’s wearing and still manage to get semi erect. It’s not easy, but with a lot of concentration and with my eyes focused squarely on that great ass it’s possible. It’s a skill I’ve had for years. How do you think I got this job? I’ve also perfected the ‘Elbow To Boob Rub In A Crowded Bar’ move and the ‘Spill An Ice Cold Drink On Some Topless Chicks While They’re Suntanning So We Can See Their Boobies Like It’s A 1980′s Van Halen Video’ move… Multitalented.

Ashley Tisdale Almost Gets Relevant Again

Maybe saying that Ashley Tisdale did something to make herself relevant again is a little bit of a stretch, I didn’t know she was ever relevant, but all I meant was that she almost flashed us her lady junk as she got out of her car in a little skirt which may or may not have made her somewhat relevant for about two minutes while you perverts read this post. That’s it. Unfortunately she didn’t and she isn’t. Better luck next time.

Elle Macpherson’s Old Breasts Hit The Beach

I thought it might be a good idea to post some shots of Elle Macpherson enjoying an afternoon at the beach with her family, not because she’s doing anything really sexy, but because she’s getting pretty old so I wanted to get these up before she starts looking like Bret Michaels. I think it’s too late. Anyhow, she’s really not doing anything all that special, but she makes me nostalgic for the days when she was one of the world’s hottest women. I wonder whatever happened to that old t-shirt I kept under my bed. Good times.

Elle Macpherson’s Old Breasts Hit The Beach

I thought it might be a good idea to post some shots of Elle Macpherson enjoying an afternoon at the beach with her family, not because she’s doing anything really sexy, but because she’s getting pretty old so I wanted to get these up before she starts looking like Bret Michaels. I think it’s too late. Anyhow, she’s really not doing anything all that special, but she makes me nostalgic for the days when she was one of the world’s hottest women. I wonder whatever happened to that old t-shirt I kept under my bed. Good times.

Kate Upton’s Cute Little Bikini Booty

I know that over the last little while I have kind of bombarded you with pictures of all the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, but this Kate Upton bird is one hell of a looker and I couldn’t resist posting these shots of her cute little ass in a bunch of different bikinis. As much as I love that sweet little booty, I think her breasts are her best asset. Those things are just perfect, like a beautiful sunset… With awesome breasts. more pictures of Kate Upton here

Kate Upton’s Cute Little Bikini Booty

I know that over the last little while I have kind of bombarded you with pictures of all the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models, but this Kate Upton bird is one hell of a looker and I couldn’t resist posting these shots of her cute little ass in a bunch of different bikinis. As much as I love that sweet little booty, I think her breasts are her best asset. Those things are just perfect, like a beautiful sunset… With awesome breasts. more pictures of Kate Upton here