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Paris Hilton’s Tight Dress Has Got My Attention

Posted on March 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case anyone still gives a crap about Paris Hilton , she was at some mall in Hollywood the other day for an appearance. How the mighty have fallen. She must be so pissed that Charlie Sheen has been stealing her spotlight over the last little while, poor princess, that’s what happens when you clean up your act in the celebrity world… Nobody cares. Anyhow, she’s wearing a tight little dress and I’ve always kinda found her hot and she’s pretty much the one who got me into this stupid business so I have a soft spot for her. Enjoy.

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Ashley Tisdale Almost Gets Relevant Again

Posted on March 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maybe saying that Ashley Tisdale did something to make herself relevant again is a little bit of a stretch, I didn’t know she was ever relevant, but all I meant was that she almost flashed us her lady junk as she got out of her car in a little skirt which may or may not have made her somewhat relevant for about two minutes while you perverts read this post. That’s it. Unfortunately she didn’t and she isn’t. Better luck next time.

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Miley Cyrus Is A Boring Adult

Posted on November 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Miley Cyrus Is A Boring Adult

Now that Miley Cyrus is over eighteen, I know that I can say anything I want about her without feeling like that creepy guy who rides the bus in inappropriately short shorts, but I’m still having a hard time with it. I think it’s going to take a little time for me to transition into the dirty comments, she’ll always be that young chick from that TV show that I’ve never ever seen in my life. It doesn’t really help that she’s dressed as a lame old hippie. What the hell? She wore slutty outfits when she was underage….. Kids today.

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Ashley Tisdale Has Good Fashion Sense

Posted on November 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Ashley Tisdale Has Good Fashion Sense

I’m not great with calendars, unless they’re filled with pictures of big breasted hotties lying on the beach I don’t need one, but I’m pretty sure Halloween was over about a month ago, so why the hell is Ashley Tisdale wearing a slutty chick costume? I guess I shouldn’t be upset about it, the question should be why the hell aren’t more chicks wearing this kind of thing? I like it, there’s a college down the street that I think should adopt this as their uniform.

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Ashley Tisdale In Sweet Leggings

Posted on August 12, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Ashley Tidsale leaving the gym, looking like she’s heading to the auditions for the musical “Fame” or Broadway-ish. I’m digging the leggings, but that t-shirt is a huge distraction! I’m not even able to make out the perkiness of her chestnuts

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Ashley Tisdale In Sweet Leggings

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