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Paris Hilton’s Tight Dress Has Got My Attention

In case anyone still gives a crap about Paris Hilton , she was at some mall in Hollywood the other day for an appearance. How the mighty have fallen. She must be so pissed that Charlie Sheen has been stealing her spotlight over the last little while, poor princess, that’s what happens when you clean up your act in the celebrity world… Nobody cares. Anyhow, she’s wearing a tight little dress and I’ve always kinda found her hot and she’s pretty much the one who got me into this stupid business so I have a soft spot for her. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale Almost Gets Relevant Again

Maybe saying that Ashley Tisdale did something to make herself relevant again is a little bit of a stretch, I didn’t know she was ever relevant, but all I meant was that she almost flashed us her lady junk as she got out of her car in a little skirt which may or may not have made her somewhat relevant for about two minutes while you perverts read this post. That’s it. Unfortunately she didn’t and she isn’t. Better luck next time.