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Katy Perry Needs To Work On Her Disguise

Why would any woman ruin a perfectly hot little outfit with a stupid clown nose? Oh that’s right, it’s Katy Perry trying to be hilarious. Hipsters are the worst. Luckily she’s only doing it in a few shots and the rest of them are still pretty hot. I love those big hipster sweater muffins, they stand out so nicely no matter what the outfit. I’m just glad that she’s dressed like an adult, nobody needs to see her in her silly hipster get up. more pictures of Katy Perry here

Kelly Brook’s Sweet Front Meat In Max

Alright, I’ve had a rough hungover day of writing about celebrity boobs and the like, but I thought that I’d finish off the week with some sweet pictures of Kelly Brook’s chubby front meat in the pages of Max magazine. I love it. Now that she’s pregnant those things are just going to get bigger and better. Unfortunately so is the rest of her, at least for a little while, but until then this is how I’ll always remember her.

Nicole Scherzinger In Her Sexy Leather Tights

I don’t have to tell you how hot Nicole Scherzinger is, I’ve said it far too many times already, but when you put her in some sweet leather tights things start to heat up a little. Here’s the former Pussycat Doll out the other day looking like one of those prostitutes you see in the movies, you know, the high class ones surrounded by rich asian dudes throwing money at them. With a little hard work, one of these days I’ll be one of those rich asian dudes.

Aly Michalka’s Sexy Cheerleader Get Up

I don’t watch whatever show it is that Aly Michalka plays a cheerleader on, because I’m not a teenage girl, but I don’t mind occasionally looking at pictures of the nobody in her cute little outfit. Seriously, does anyone watch this crap? Anyhow, a hottie dressed as a cheerleader isn’t exactly the worst thing to look at on a tuesday afternoon. At least security isn’t chasing me off campus this time. Enjoy.

Snooki is Disgusting But Someone Loves her of the Day

I will never understand Snooki or why she is famous. I will never understand how this happened, cuz she’s just a fat little ditch pig you’d expect to be rolling around in her own shit after a night of hard drinking in the privacy of her home town, and not on TV for the world to look at and try to make sense out of….You idiots made her a best selling author…I don’t think you realize how wrong that shit is….Just last year she was writing her name in period blood on her ex hook-ups bathroom mirror, cuz it was the only word she knew….It freaks me out. Big tits lose their appeal when they are hanging over a big stomach. Trust me, I know this shit first hand cuz fat chicks like me enough since they have no one else…. Watching her make these faces in hopes of hiding her ugly, while looking like an idiotic myspace profile pout from the 2000s, is kinda funny…. There is nothing hot about this…. This post was inspired by this bikini picture… To See the Rest of the Bikini Pictures – Follow This Link

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Snooki is Disgusting But Someone Loves her of the Day

Emmanuelle Chriqui Gets Sexy For Vegas

It’s kind of hard to consider Emmanuelle Chriqui a celebrity, I don’t really know what she does anymore. If a couple of cameos on Entourage made you a celebrity this site would be inundated with no name chicks. Luckily she’s pretty sexy so I don’t really mind posting pictures of her at some party over the weekend. It looks like she might be on the cover of Vegas magazine. I guess a job is a job. Well done.

Gemma Massey Has Qualities I Like

It goes without saying that none of us have any idea who this Gemma Massey woman is, but I think I like her, she looks like a porno version of my favorite hottie Cheryl Tweedy . She’s got the big brown hair, the nice eyes and even the stripper roses tattooed around her upper thigh, the only difference is that some doctor punched up the look a little bit with some sweet big breasts, a fake tan and new collagen injected lips… I’ve got to say, I’m not hating it.

Gemma Massey Has Qualities I Like

It goes without saying that none of us have any idea who this Gemma Massey woman is, but I think I like her, she looks like a porno version of my favorite hottie Cheryl Tweedy . She’s got the big brown hair, the nice eyes and even the stripper roses tattooed around her upper thigh, the only difference is that some doctor punched up the look a little bit with some sweet big breasts, a fake tan and new collagen injected lips… I’ve got to say, I’m not hating it.

Fergie Works Skinny Jeans & Stripper Heels

I love a chick in insanely high heels, so these pictures of Fergie in some stripper shoes standing in front of a hotel are kinda giving me a chub despite her beat up old face. It’s possible that it’s because she reminds me of a prostitute waiting for her ride to the next ‘job’, but I can’t control that, I like what I like. Obviously she doesn’t look like a hooker, she’s far too old, but those skinny jeans and heels are working for me.

Fergie Does Her Thing On The Red Carpet

When I say Fergie is doing her thing on the red carpet, what I mean is Fergie is ruining a perfectly hot body by bringing her busted up old face with her to work the red carpet. But I’m sure you already knew that. Here she is at the premiere of something called Look Like You Give A Damn last night, I don’t know what that means, but she might want to take it to heart. She looks like she waiting in line at a methadone clinic. Show us some skin.