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Ralph Magazine Bikini Models

I highly doubt any of you are reading this crap, so I’m just going to let you enjoy the show. Bikini models are my favorite. more pictures of Ralph bikini models here

Kelly Brook’s Big Pregnant Breasts Excite

I don’t normally find pregnant chicks all that attractive, they get all swollen and weird looking, but I’ve got to say that Kelly Brook may be winning me over. Here she is at the Lynx Excite: Last Party On Earth launch in London last night showing off her amazing pregnant breasts. I’m speechless. It’s too bad that it won’t be long before her belly catches up to those big beauties. But until then I’m going to sit back and enjoy the show. more pictures of Kelly Brook here

Alyson Michalka Looks Alright I Guess

I feel like I’m supposed to know more about this Alyson Michalka chick, but I really don’t. l know that she’s kinda hot and that she’s got a sister who’s also kinda hot and that when the two of them are together they’re even hotter than when they’re photographed separately, but that’s pretty much it. Anyhow, here’s Alyson looking pretty good in her silly neo-hippy skirt while out on the town the other night. Hmmm, I think these shots are missing some sisterly love if you know what I mean. Next time.

Eva Longoria Dresses For Success

I very rarely post pictures of Eva Longoria because she normally bores me, about as much as her stupid Desperate Housewives crap has been boring the country for far too many years, but I’ve got to say that this is good stuff. Here she is in an awesome business/trash suit outside the Late Show studios yesterday. Business short shorts, high heels and a blazer… That’s what you’re going to wear tonight? Amazing. Forget casual Friday’s, get your employees wearing this kind of thing on every day. I’m impressed.

Kathy Ireland Is Still Kinda Hot

I might be older than a few of you, because I remember when Kathy Ireland was the hottest thing around, so I just had to post these pictures of her. Here she is taking her pants off at the airport the other day. Wait what? Alright so she’s just taking her belt off at security, but you can never be too sure about these former glamour models. I think she needs a full body pat down by someone like, let’s say Brooke Shields for old time sake, and just to be safe I would do a cavity search on each of them. They could be in cahoots. Hot.

Kelly Ripa Gets Waxed

I know that the title ‘ Kelly Ripa Gets Waxed’ is so stupid, what can I say I’m immature, but with all these egomaniac celebrities so excited about having a wax replica of themselves made it’s just too easy. Here’s Kelly and her waxy twin getting up close and personal at the Madam Tussauds Museum in New York City the other day. I don’t really understand this garbage, but I’d bang either one of these fine ladies. Call me.

Joanna & Marta Krupa Make A Great Pair

Just the thought of a pair of hot sisters getting all tarted up in sexy dresses and getting up close and personal with each other is enough to bring down an average man, but I’m not an average man so these pictures of Joanna Krupa and her sexy sister Marta Krupa are just awesome. They look like good sister bad sister, one in black latex is the bad girl and the other in frilly pink is the nice innocent girl….. I’ll take either one. more pictures of Joanna and Marta Krupa here

Julianne Hough Looks Good In Little Shorts

I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.

Fergie Drops Some Great Birthday Cleavage

I make a lot of jokes about Fergie’s face being old and busted, but I’ve got to say that she’s actually looking pretty damn good at her birthday party over the weekend. To be fair, she’s doing an awesome job at distracting our eyes from the nastiness with that big old cleavage of hers. Impressive. This kind of thing makes sense to me, breasts sell, especially if they’re trying to sell the fact that Fergie is still at an age where people find her attractive. Well done. more pictures of Fergie here

Julianne Hough Gets A Little Chilly

Are we back on this Dancing With The Stars garbage? Am I supposed to give a fat fart who the hell this

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Julianne Hough Gets A Little Chilly