Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Jordana Brewster Is A Cute Little Number

Here’s cutie Jordana Brewster in her cute little short shorts looking as cute as ever. I know I’ve over used the word cute already, but I can’t think of a better way to describe this girl. I mean, I wouldn’t really say that she’s a bombshell or anything, but she’s still… Cute. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t do rotten things with her in the privacy of what I can only assume is her brightly painted pink bedroom. I’ll bring a few extra sticks of butter. Call me.

Rose McGowan’s Zombie Workout Legs

I don’t find Rose McGowan all that attractive, but I know that my boss does, he had a thing for that crappy show about witches so, I thought he’d appreciate these pictures. Here’s the out of work actress, I don’t know that to be a fact I’m just assuming, walking the streets in her workout spandex. At least she’s got a lot of free time to workout, there’s nothing like a fat has been actress to ruin your day. She looks like a zombie, which I guess is alright, zombies are in right now right?

Tara Reid Steps Up Her Game

I haven’t seen Tara Reid in a long time, I just assumed that she’d be one of the blondes in some billionaire Saudi sheik’s permanently drunk harem by now, so I’m a little surprised to see her looking this good. I should rephrase that, I’m surprised to see her looking this good for Tara Reid. That makes more sense. Can she really still be considered a celebrity? I think at this point she’s just that chick with the messed up breast implant. Speaking of which, show us your boobs.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sexy In Spandex

Here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley on her way to the gym to get that sexy body of hers all hot and bothersed with some pilates or yoga or girl on girl leg wrestling. That last one’s probably not very likely to be happening, but I thought I’d add it for a sexy visual. Anyhow, she’s wearing some weird spandex leggings that only supermodels and rockstars can get away with and I like it. I love the way the sun hits her breasts just right, casting a perfectly sexy shadow. Lovely.

Demi Moore Still Hot After All These Years

I don’t normally have women this old on my site, unless they’re with their hot daughters, but I thought I should make an exception for Demi Moore because even at her advanced ages she’s still looking amazingly hot. Here she is at the 2011 A&E Television Networks Upfront Presentation …. Is that where they introduce all their crappy TV dramas that have nothing to do with Arts or Entertainment and that will be cancelled in the first week or so? I thought so. Anyhow, Demi was there and she’s hot. Good enough.

Eliza Doolittle Needs To Work On Her Look

I still don’t know anything about this Eliza Doolittle chick, I keep meaning to look her up, but something more important ALWAYS seems to come up. Like figuring out a way to cut that one thick white nose hair that’s been driving me crazy. Just die already! Anyhow, here she is at some event last night wearing a silly outfit making her look like one of those chicks Max Hardcore would do disgusting things to on the internet. Look it up… If you dare.

Emmanuelle Chriqui & Carla Gugino Compare Cleavage

Here are Emmanuelle Chriqui and Carla Gugino looking good on the red carpet at some event yesterday, having themselves a good old fashioned cleavage battle. I can’t decide which one of these hotties is showing it off better, I’m going to have compare them side by side for about thirteen minutes or so. Obviously Emmanuelle is a few years younger, but I think I have to give this one to the older bird. Carla’s plump breasts have got me mesmerized.

Nicole Scherzinger Works It

I believe Nicole Scherzinger is working on a new album because here are some pictures of her shooting a new music video. Judging by the cute Pocahontas looking outfit it will be a winner. I don’t see any of the other Pussycat Doll members around so I take it they must using their only talents at some gentleman’s club.

Fergie In Her Sexy Badass Uniform

Here’s my favorite busted face hottie Fergie , although I think JWoWW would be a close second, at some event last night looking sexy in her futuristic bad ass uniform. This is what I imagine policewomen will look like in the future except with more leather and a less angry look in their eyes. What’s her problem? She’s a a book signing, it can’t be that bad, cheer up. Anyhow, I wouldn’t mind being handed over into her custody, I’ve been a bad boy. more pictures of Fergie here

Christie Brinkley Drops Some Ancient Cleavage

I don’t know what the hell is going on with Christie Brinkley these days, but she seems to be all over the place and still looking pretty damn sexy. Maybe I’m just a little nostalgic, but I’m actually really liking it. Here she is hamming it up for the cameras looking like a classic pin up model. Isn’t she something like sixty years old now? Whatever it is she’s eating or drinking to stay looking this young, I need to get some. Not for myself, men get distinguished with age, but my girlfriend needs to stay young. more pictures of Christie Brinkley here