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Fergie’s Old Lady See Through Top

Posted on June 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are the kind of pictures I like to see of Fergie , I can handle this kind of thing, they’re from a far, slightly out of focus and she’s wearing giant sunglasses that cover up that busted old face. Hot. Not to mention that she’s dressed like a woman half her age in some badass boots, a pair of denim short shorts and a see through top. Even hotter. Imagine having bad eyesight, everywhere you look you’d see hotties walking around. Amazing.

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Miley Cyrus And Her Rotten Short Shorts

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Miley Cyrus doing some shopping the other day wearing her best pair of tattered denim short shorts and torn pantyhose like you’d see some chick in the eighties wearing after Madonna concert. I get that styles always seem to make a comeback every few decades or so, but the way things are going in a few years the grunge look is going to be all over the place and I don’t think I can go through that again. Women are hot, they shouldn’t be covered in plaid. Hopefully the eighties hooker look sticks around a little longer.

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Joanna Krupa’s Hotness Stock On The Rise

Posted on June 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For some reason Joanna Krupa was invited to the stock exchange in Poland or somewhere like that the other day, I don’t know why she would be, but I’m glad it happened because she’s a hottie. I guess if you work in finance in Europe these days things can’t be all that great so why the hell not invited a sweet piece of ass like Joanna to spice up your dreary day? I would like to buy stock in Joanna’s future, I think her value is just going to keep going up. Obviously I’ll sell my shares before she turns forty… I’m a shrewd investor.

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Jessica Alba’s Sweet Pregnant Breasts

Posted on June 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I don’t like to admit that I’m kind of finding a pregnant lady hot, that’s exactly what’s happening with these shots of Jessica Alba . Obviously I’m not digging that alien belly of hers, but those big pregnant breasts have got my attention. I’ve heard they’re making ice cream out of breast milk these days, not that I’d eat Jessica Alba breast milk ice cream with maple syrup or anything, but I think there’s a celebrity endorsement opportunity to be had here. Call me.

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Jordana Brewster’s Sexy Eye Mustaches

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really like this new hottie Jordana Brewster , her eyebrows kinda creep me out a little, but I’m the kind of guy that can look past that sort of thing. I think. Here she is at some event yesterday giving me sexy eyes while she walks the red carpet. Alright, I can’t get past the eyebrows, I guess I’m just that shallow. I wouldn’t even call those things eyebrows they’re so thick and luscious, They’re more like eye mustaches. She needs to show off some cleavage or something, anything that will distract me from those caterpillars. Even Burt Reynolds is jealous. more pictures of Jordana Brewster here

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Salma Hayek Struts Her Stuff

Posted on June 24, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t had Salma Hayek on the site in a long time, so what better way to welcome her back than with some shots of the Latina hottie strutting her stuff in a short skirt and some fancy heels. I’m kind of impressed, I thought she had let herself go after squeezing out that rich dude’s kid. I guess not. I’ve always been a big fan of that sweet big front meat so I especially like how she’s highlighted the girls. Well done lady. Now jump up and down or touch your elbows behind your back please.

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Kelly Brook Belongs In Lingerie

Posted on June 16, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s British hottie Kelly Brook looking as sexy as ever in her classy lingerie for some photoshoot for something. This is exactly what I needed to see today, I’m sick and have been having weird fever dreams that I haven’t had since I was a kid, so I needed something to get me back on track. This chick in lingerie could probably cure pretty much any ailment I’ve got, I mean I wouldn’t be growing back any limbs or anything, but I’d probably feel better about it if I could stare at this kind of thing. I bet she smells great. Call me.

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Nicole Scherzinger Is A Sexy Badass

Posted on June 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Nicole Scherzinger looking like a badass at some radio station party the other day. Normally I wouldn’t find a leather smock all that attractive, it seems like something a serial killer would wear, but I’ve got to say that paired with those thigh high boots it’s really working for me. I wouldn’t fight her if she tried to abduct me in a Home Depot parking lot or anything like that. As long as she’s wearing those boots. more pictures of Nicole Scherzinger here

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Salma Hayek European Cleavage Vacation

Posted on June 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think that Salma Hayek is one of those weird exceptions where she actually looks like she may have gotten hotter after giving birth to her kid. Strange. She’s always had an ample bosom, but they just seem a whole lot more inviting these days. Here she is dropping some impressive tarted up cleavage at some party over in Europe the other day. Those Europeans always get the best boob shots. I don’t know if they motorboat over their, but someone should really introduce them to that American tradition. I would be more than willing to demonstrate if Salma would assist me.

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Jordana Brewster Is A Cute Little Number

Posted on June 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s cutie Jordana Brewster in her cute little short shorts looking as cute as ever. I know I’ve over used the word cute already, but I can’t think of a better way to describe this girl. I mean, I wouldn’t really say that she’s a bombshell or anything, but she’s still… Cute. That’s not to say that I wouldn’t do rotten things with her in the privacy of what I can only assume is her brightly painted pink bedroom. I’ll bring a few extra sticks of butter. Call me.

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