I get that Fergie has her on stage persona and does what she can to look sexy despite her rapidly aging face, but I think we’re not supposed to be looking at her this close up. Here she is making sexy faces during some concert last week. It’s not working for me. For this to be hot, I need to be thirty rows back and about six beers in. Nice try though. more pictures of Fergie here
I haven’t had pictures of Megan Fox on the site in a while, when I heard the rumor she may have slept with that douche from Transformers I almost barfed up a lung, but the chick is hot so I can’t stay away. Here she is in some seductive photoshoot giving me the sexy eye. Yes please. I don’t care that these are touched up and that she looks like she’s plastic. I’d still hit it.
Earlier today I had pictures of Anne Hathaway in a lame ass see through dress for Paris Fashion Week and now I’ve got her dressed as a corpse for something called The White Fairy Tale Love Ball . I don’t get it, does she want us to completely stop thinking of her in a sexual manner? because that’s what’s happening. She looks like she’s been dead for years, like a ghosts who haunts my house who I’m convinced watches me do my bathroom business. I’m sure of it, and not number one either… Sicko.
In case you are retarded, the picture I posted of Tyra Banks in a self-fulfilling prophecy fat suit from her insane and awkward and inappropriate show is not the bikini pictures of her in Mexico with some boyfriend who is fucking her cuz he’s black and can grasp fat women better than white guys, mainly cuz they can get at least 6 inches in, despite all the obstacles they have to avoid everytime they fuck, from gut to ass cheek, it’s a disaster…. I always knew that she had a fat chick waiting to eat the bucket of chicken the second her modeling contract ended, and that her victoria’s secret hype was all in the titties and that she in no way had any similarity to the black girl I watched watching in a white light fabric dress, all showing off her amazingly round, firm booty on a tall thin frame, and I always knew she’d have no problem finding cock cuz of the whole famous ex model shit, but I never really wanted to see all that play out in a bikini…and I know you’ll all be like “what’s the big deal”….and I’ll be like “She’s the big deal, literally”, cuz compared to your wife she’s hot…but then again so is a pile of dog shit shaped like a pussy… She is an ex-model….I have unrealistic expectations for her…cuz she made too much money for being a hot piece…and to throw it all away insults me…let’s lynch her. To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK
On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”…. These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…
On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”…. These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…
I don’t know what it is about Janice Dickinson that forces me to post pictures of her in a bikini, maybe if I’ve secretly got a thing for her or she’s just so strange looking that I can’t look away. Like when someone’s got a strange mole or birthmark on their face. Whatever it is, here she is hanging out on the beach over the holiday weekend showing off her saggy former supermodel body. She looks like she’s wearing a loose fitting leathery skin body suit. Gross. more pictures of Janice Dickinson here
It’s a holiday and I’m supposed to be half in the bag on crappy light beer by now, but I thought it wouldn’t be the fourth of July without some pictures of a British chick hanging out in a bikini. Here’s Spice Lady Geri Halliwell with her sweet big breasts falling out a little bikini. Well done. Time to hit the water.
I don’t know why any of you are inside reading this right now, I guess there weren’t that many bikini chicks walking around your neck of the woods on this fourth of July, but I’m glad you’re here. I have to say I was looking forward to all the celebrity bikini pictures today and I haven’t been disappointed yet. Here’s Ashley Tisdale hanging out in her bikini with Zac Efron of all people. That dude gets around. I guess I wouldn’t say no to hanging out with a half naked Ashley. I’m jealous. more pictures of Ashley Tisdale here
Usually, I would get excited over Eva Longoria bikini pictures but I have to say I’m a little disappointed in these. She is getting a little soft around the edges. I know I will get a lot of complaints about this but I like my Eva Longoria to be much tighter and a few years younger. On the bright side, I’m still slightly turned by this new bikini pose .
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