Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Yoga Figure

I’m still amazed that Ashley Tisdale has somehow managed to sort of stay relevant, at least in the blogging world, even if she really doesn’t do anything at all. Unless you can consider going to the gym or walking around in a yoga outfit a career, she’s jobless. Luckily for us, jobless chicks have a lot of time to work on the figures and Ashley is no exception. I’d hit it.

Brandi Glanville Bikini Pictures

I don’t really know all that much about this Brandi Glanville lady, other than the fact that she looks pretty damn fit. Here she is in her itsy bitsy bikini showing off her rock hard body. Wasn’t she married to that douche who dumped her for LeAnn Rimes? I can’t believe that somebody gave this hard body up for LeAnn Rimes?!!! Unreal. I guess there’s no accounting for taste. If she’s still looking for a rebound, I’m always available.

Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Just This Hot

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but this Emmanuelle Chriqui bird is pretty damn hot. Here she is showing off her incredibly sexy tight body at the Friends With Benefits premiere the other night. I would love to have this gorgeous specimen as a friend with benefits. Hell, I’d even settle for a Facebook friendship… I’m not picky. If the benefits are that I get to look at picture of her and her friends enjoy the summer on Facebook . So be it.

Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures

I think I’m going to have to change my opinion on Julianne Hough , don’t get me wrong she’s got a great body, but her face doesn’t seem to match up very well. She needs to keep those giant sunglasses on at all times. Anyhow, I’m going to look past that and focus solely on her tight bikini body because that’s pretty much all any of us really care about anyway. Show us your boobs.

Jordana Brewster Hot Business Short Shorts

Here are a few shots of cutie Jordana Brewster looking sexy in her nice business short shorts and dress shirt. Not bad, but if you’re going to do this kind of thing right you’ve got to wear the heels to match. Nobody’s going to take you seriously in flip flops. Now if we were going out for a casual lunch or a quickie in my van… This would be perfect.

Kelly Brook Drops Some Awesome Cleavage

Earlier today I talked about Kelly Brook’s booty needing a little work… I may have spoken too soon. Here she is hanging out in her one-piece swimsuit while on vacation in Europe somewhere. I guess her bikini bottoms were just saggy, because that booty looks pretty damn good to me. But honestly, who the hell can focus on her booty when she’s dropping some massive swimsuit cleavage. Amazing. I wish she’d jump up and down for us.

Annalynne McCord Sexy Bikini Pictures

AnnaLyne McCord wearing a bikini getting splashed with water is a sight for sore eyes. Alright maybe not sore eyes, but slightly hung over eyes. I’m assuming these are more shots from the set of that crappy show she’s on. I don’t know how that thing is still on the air, clearly I’m out of touch with what the kids like these days, Although, judging from these pictures AnnaLynne spends a lot of time horsing around in her bikini so maybe its not all that bad.

Shauna Sand Leathery Bikini Pictures

As leathery and weird looking as Shauna Sand is, I’d still do rotten things to her in the bedroom. I know that’s kind of gross, but this isn’t exactly the type of woman you “make love” to is it? Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in a leopard print bathing suit on their knees in the ocean, isn’t the kind of woman you wine and dine and bring home to meet mom. Keep a lot of singles in your wallet.

Megan Fox Get Sexy In Her T-Shirt

I don’t really know anything about the movie she’s working on, I think it’s with that Borat dude, but I do know that I love Megan Fox and will post pictures of her doing pretty much anything. Here she is on set or on her way to the set looking sexy in her little t-shirt. They’re not exactly the best shots, I’m seeing far too much bodyguard and not enough of Megan’s body, but I’ll take whatever I can get from this chick. She’s definitely got a body worth guarding.

Gisele Bundchen’s Sweet Supermodel Physique

It’s not hard to see that Gisele Bundchen and skin tight lycra yoga pants go together pretty damn well. Here she is leaving the gym showing off that amazing supermodel physique of hers. I would love to watch this beauty do some of the hot yoga I’ve been hearing about, obviously she’s gonna have to wear some booty shorts and a sports bra or something… I wouldn’t want her to overheat.