Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Brooke Hogan’s Big Tanned Cleavage

I haven’t seen Brooke Hogan in a while, she’s looking pretty much the same, kind of man-ish but still kinda hot. If you’re into that kind of thing. Here she is at what looks like either a crappy art show or one of the worst kennels I’ve ever seen. What’s with the cage? Anyhow, it doesn’t matter, I’m just glad to see Brooke’s big tanned breasts stuffed into a tight dress. Enjoy. more pictures of Brooke Hogan here

Victoria Silvstedt’s Got Legs

This post is a complete no brainer, Victoria Silvstedt has probably got to be the closest thing to my ideal woman. I love gorgeous fake blonde chicks who may or may not have been models at some point and who just always seem to be filthy rich. I’m sure she’s just always hanging out with some rich old dude on his yacht or in his fancy car… Lucky son of a bitch! Anyhow, I’ve spoken to my financial advisor and with his help hopefully one day I’ll be that rich old dude.

Ashley Tisdale Forgot To Wear Her Pants

Well, this shirt won’t get you noticed out in public! At first glance, you’d think that Ashley Tisdale forgot to wear pants but turns out there is a pair of Daisy Dukes under there. Boo! I guess Ashley is not much of a risk taker. Oh well, at least she has nice legs.

Ashley Tisdale And Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures

I make a lot of jokes about Ashley Tisdale being a complete nobody, I still don’t know what she’s famous for, but I have to admit that the chick seems to know everybody. Here she is hanging out in her bikini and looking hot with Julianne Hough the other day. Why the hell would these two know each other? Not that I really care, I have no problems with picture of two chicks hanging out half naked together. I’m not a complete loser. Enjoy.

Ashley Tisdale And Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures

I make a lot of jokes about Ashley Tisdale being a complete nobody, I still don’t know what she’s famous for, but I have to admit that the chick seems to know everybody. Here she is hanging out in her bikini and looking hot with Julianne Hough the other day. Why the hell would these two know each other? Not that I really care, I have no problems with picture of two chicks hanging out half naked together. I’m not a complete loser. Enjoy.

Nicollette Sheridan Is A Hot Cougar

I caught a nasty virus. I have the worst sore throat and I can’t keep any food down. I was scheduled to go on vacation but unfortunately I had to cancel it. So here I am writing about Nicollette Sheridan and her tight milf body. Normally, that would make me feel better but not even a hot cougar can make me feel better. Thanks for trying…

Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Carmen Electra vs. Geri Halliwell

Here’s another cougar showdown: Carmen Electra vs. Geri Halliwell. Both have very impressive bodies. Both are into getting naked. Both have very little talent. But, which one tickles your fancy? Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 12 Contestants Geri Halliwell Carmen Electra Round 11 Winner Elisha Cuthbert defeats Maria Menounos Round 10 Winner Jennifer Aniston defeats Cameron Diaz Round 9 Winner Fergie defeats Holly Madison Round 8 Winner Stacy Keibler defeats Anna Kournikova Round 7 Winner Kelly Brook defeats Kim Kardashian Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

Jordana Brewster Is A tight Little Package

I’m not sure I’m sold on this Jordana Brewster chick, sometimes she looks great, but she’s got a weird angry looking mouth. Does that make sense? She always looks like she’s mad at me. Luckily her body is pretty damn good. Here she is showing it off in her tight yoga pants. I like it, but what’s the deal with her scary muscular shins? I’ve never seen that before, how do you work out your shin? I’m being to critical, shake it off. Still hot.

Annalynne McCord In Her Sexy Unitard

Unless she’s got some weird fetish about dressing up as a panther, I’m going to assume that these are pictures of AnnaLynne McCord on the set of her crappy teen TV show. I don’t know why she’s in this costume, but I’m happy to see that it’s a skin tight unitard. Well done costume department. This is some wildlife I can get into, I want to see this kind of thing on the nature channel. They can place hidden cameras in AnnaLynne’s natural habitat so that we can see what she does when nobody’s around. Let’s start with the bedroom.

Annalynne McCord In Her Sexy Unitard

Unless she’s got some weird fetish about dressing up as a panther, I’m going to assume that these are pictures of AnnaLynne McCord on the set of her crappy teen TV show. I don’t know why she’s in this costume, but I’m happy to see that it’s a skin tight unitard. Well done costume department. This is some wildlife I can get into, I want to see this kind of thing on the nature channel. They can place hidden cameras in AnnaLynne’s natural habitat so that we can see what she does when nobody’s around. Let’s start with the bedroom.