Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Annalynne McCord Assumes The Position

These pictures of AnnaLyne McCord in her silly sexy outfit must be from her crappy teen show or the shows been cancelled and she’s now a magician’s assistant. Either way, I like it. I’d like to make her appear in my pants. This chick seems like she’d do pretty much anything for this TV show, the producers need to write in some girl on girl action or something. If AnnaLynne wants to make this bent over position her signature pose, instead of that annoying blowing kisses to the camera crap, I’d be alright with it. more pictures of Annalynne McCord here

Avril Lavigne Is Back To Her Old Self

It looks like my dream of seeing Avril Lavigne dress like a real woman has died once again. She did it once and looked awesome . Here she is in all her lady douche glory on the red carpet for some crap I don’t care about. This look is so played, enough already. The woman is like thirty years old, it’s time to move on to something a little more age appropriate. Like some spandex leggings, high heels and a tube top. Isn’t that what thirty year olds wear these days? Anyhow, the chick’s got so much potential hotness and she just keeps throwing it all away. what a waste.

Eliza Doolittle’s Hipster Booty Shorts

I’m still not sure who this Eliza Doolittle chick is, she must have done something to have the paparazzi follow her around, but she seems like she’s a bit of a weirdo. I know that the annoying hipster doofus look is in right now, mostly if you’re a skinny effeminate male, but women should look like women not some weird kid from the seventies. I guess it’s not all bad, she kind a looks like she just finished her shift at Hooters …. Without the big beautiful white trash breasts of course. I could go for some wings right about now.

Megan Fox Is In A Bikini

What the hell is this all about? I’m told these are pictures of Megan Fox hanging out in her bikini that she posted on her Facebook page, but I don’t see any bikini. I’m not pleased about this. All I see is Megan, that fat guy from that annoying show where a gay Doogie Howser plays a womanizer, and some other dude. Come on man, give me something I can use. Something like a few shots of her rubbing baby oil all over her body or kicking that fat guy in the beanbag because he shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near this hottie.      

Nicole Scherzinger Is A Tight Little Package

Here’s Nicole Scherzinger wrapped up nice and tightly in her sexy little dress on her way to what I can only imagine is a really expensive dinner or something like that. I’m jealous. Not because she gets to enjoy a tasty meal, but because I want to be the one who’s wrapped tightly around her sexy body. It’s not fair. I can be fashionable, I’ll get a nice tan, cover myself in baby oil so I look all dark and shiny and I’ll wrap myself around her amazing figure. It’ll look great, trust me. Women everywhere will want to be wearing the latest blogger. Call me.

Nicole Scherzinger Is A Tight Little Package

Here’s Nicole Scherzinger wrapped up nice and tightly in her sexy little dress on her way to what I can only imagine is a really expensive dinner or something like that. I’m jealous. Not because she gets to enjoy a tasty meal, but because I want to be the one who’s wrapped tightly around her sexy body. It’s not fair. I can be fashionable, I’ll get a nice tan, cover myself in baby oil so I look all dark and shiny and I’ll wrap myself around her amazing figure. It’ll look great, trust me. Women everywhere will want to be wearing the latest blogger. Call me.

Nicole Scherzinger Is A Tight Little Package

Here’s Nicole Scherzinger wrapped up nice and tightly in her sexy little dress on her way to what I can only imagine is a really expensive dinner or something like that. I’m jealous. Not because she gets to enjoy a tasty meal, but because I want to be the one who’s wrapped tightly around her sexy body. It’s not fair. I can be fashionable, I’ll get a nice tan, cover myself in baby oil so I look all dark and shiny and I’ll wrap myself around her amazing figure. It’ll look great, trust me. Women everywhere will want to be wearing the latest blogger. Call me.

Megan Fox Gives Good Face

I think these are some ads for Armani or something like that, which is fine and I get that Megan Fox is pretty and all, but do we really need this many shots of just her face? We get it, sexy eyes and a really pretty mouth, but I want to see that sexy body of hers. Pretty please. Doesn’t Armani make bathing suits or thongs or anything? Come on guys, work with me here. She really is hot though, I’m mesmerized.

Brooke Hogan Bulging Bikini Pictures

I’m not sure what to think of these Brooke Hogan pictures, I mean she looks like a chick, but you can never be too sure….. I learned that the hard way in Miami once. Anyhow, here she is sunning herself in a little bikini giving us a good look at that wrester’s daughter package. I want to say she’s fat and Hulk Hogan-esq… But I’m really not able to do that. I’d hit this chick like it was nobodies business….. If I’ve had a dozen beers and nobody would ever find out about it of course. Ever. more pictures of Brooke Hogan here

Brooke Hogan’s Big Tanned Cleavage

I haven’t seen Brooke Hogan in a while, she’s looking pretty much the same, kind of man-ish but still kinda hot. If you’re into that kind of thing. Here she is at what looks like either a crappy art show or one of the worst kennels I’ve ever seen. What’s with the cage? Anyhow, it doesn’t matter, I’m just glad to see Brooke’s big tanned breasts stuffed into a tight dress. Enjoy. more pictures of Brooke Hogan here