Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Chloe Sims Is Busty And Beautiful

Speaking of hot busty British chicks, I know we weren’t actually talking about busty chicks, but they just always seem to be on my mind. Anyhow, now that we are talking about them, here’s Chloe Sims dropping some awesome cleavage on the red carpet somewhere. I know very little about this chick, but I like what she’s done with her fake lips and all that make up and don’t get me started on those beautiful big breasts. I think I may have just found my new internet girlfriend. Let’s have a Twitter affair.

Kelly Brook Is Just Stunning

I had to post these pictures of my Kelly Brook , I don’t know where she is or what she’s promoting this time, but I absolutely love her. She’s gorgeous, she’s classy, she’s sexy and she’s not afraid to show us her boobs in a piece of crap 3D movie. What more could you ask for? That’s marriage material right there. She even somehow manages to make this boring dress look amazing. Here’s a hint, I think it’s the boobs. Call me. more pictures of Kelly Brook here

Adriana Lima Blows Me A Kiss

Obviously supermodel Adriana Lima and I have had a love affair for several years now, that’s pretty clear, but I promised her I would keep in under wraps because we wouldn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea. I mean, she’s a supermodel and I’m a celebrity blogger, society says that our relationship is forbidden. Well here she is blowing me a kiss at some Victoria’s Secret fashion night outt, completely blowing our cover. Thanks a lot sweetheart. I’ve got a lot of blogging relationships I need to maintain and now that they know that we’ve got a thing going, that’s all going to change… They’re all going to be over at my house at bath time.

Megan Fox Hides The Good Stuff

It’s been a while since we’ve seen any really hot pictures of Megan Fox and it looks like we’re going to have to wait a little longer. Here she is getting into her SUV the other day hiding all the good parts from me. I mean she still looks good, she’s a really hot chick after all, but I want to see some cleavage or at least an ass shot or something. Someone throw so change on the ground, actually she’s filthy rich and not likely to bend over to pick up change… Someone throw some kittens on the ground. That should do the trick.

Tara Reid Flashes Her Good Side

If you’re shocked that we’ve got some pictures of Tara Reid flashing her lady bits while she gets out of a car, then you know absolutely nothing about Tara Reid or this website. Here she is looking… I want to say sober, but I’m not sure if I feel comfortable with that. Here she is looking about as sober as she possibly can while she gives us a good look at her feminine side in a hot little red dress. I don’t know where she is or what she’s doing, I think she just got voted out of Celebrity Big Brother India or something, how the hell am I supposed to keep track of a D-list celebrity? Anyhow, nice package. Enjoy.

Elisha Cuthbert’s Boobs Will Produce A Happy Ending

I’m not going to lie, I was quite happy when I heard that Elisha Cuthbert ‘s show Happy Endings was picked up for a another season. It’s a pretty decent show. Anyway, here are some new promo pics showing off two of Elisha’s great talents. If TV execs were smart, they would lock this show in for another 5 years because Elisha in a tight tank top makes tighty whities even tighter. And that makes good ratings.

Salma Hayek Show’s Off Some Sweet Cleavage

Here’s Salma Hayek showing off her delicious mom cleavage. There’s not much else to say other than I’d like to play a little game I like to call motorboat with those things. Anyway, it’s Labor Day and I am hung over so don’t expect brilliant posts today. Enjoy.

JoJo Flashes Her Tight Little Body

I don’t know what it is that JoJo does anymore, I think she used to be a singer or something, but it looks like she’s jumped on the Twitter model bandwagon. Here she is taking a picture of herself in the mirror, like most women her age, wearing some tight jeans and an even tighter top. I’m not hating this, the chick’s got a pretty good little body on her. I think that some self bikini shots might be in order. Make it happen.

Elisabetta Canalis’ Booty Belongs In Spandex

You would not believe how jealous I am of George Clooney, I can’t be the only one. I want to be at a point in my life where I can dump a hottie like Elisabetta Canalis and not even bat an eye. Look at this! One look at that booty and I’m hers for the rest of my life, or at least until she get fats, whichever comes first. I’m convinced that whoever invented spandex did it for this woman, he may not have known it at the time, but her booty was meant to be wrapped in some sort of tight material. Amazing. more pictures of Elisabetta Canalis here

Julianne Hough’s Leaked Photos Are Tasteful

So it seems that pretty much every hottie out there these days is getting their phone hacked, not for personal information or anything like that, but for the real important stuff…. Half nude sexy pictures. Here are some hacked shots of Julianne Hough doing, well, not doing anything. Knowing that she’s dating Ryan Seacrest and how media savvy that douche is, I’m sure these were all pre-approved staged shots she left on her phone just in case some nerd decided to hack into it. I bet the real naughty pics are on Ryan’s phone. Just saying. more pictures of Julianne Hough here