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Jordana Brewster’s Hotness Hits The Street

Here’s my favorite bushy eyebrowed hottie Jordana Brewster walking along the sidewalk the other day while chatting on her iPhone. Impressive, she can walk and send a text message at the same time. Good to know, that moves her pretty quickly up the ‘Chicks I Want To Marry List’. I don’t know if it’s safe for her to be walking around all by herself like this, there are a lot of creepy people out there. She needs a big strong blogger to protect her. I even laughed at that one… Strong and blogger in the same sentence. Hilarious.

Jennifer Hawkins Topless Lingerie Pictures

I think I’ve had this Jennifer Hawkins hottie on the site before, that’s not to say I know any more about her now than I did then, but I wanted her to know that I remember her and that if she ever needs a place to crash for a few days she can count on me. Now we’re friends. Here she is topless in a sexy photoshoot for some lingerie line that I know nothing about, but that seems to fit her quite nicely. I like the way the materials highlight her skin tones and the lines accentuate… Who cares? Boner! more pictures of Jennifer Hawkins here

Elizabeth Hurley Drops Some Ageless Cleavage

I’ve been a huge fan of Elizabeth Hurley’s over the years, I’ve even said that she’s been getting even better looking with age, so I had to post these pictures of her. I think she’s pushing some perfume fragrance, that or a feminine hygiene product for women who pee themselves a little when they laugh, I can’t be too sure. Whatever it is, Liz is looking good doing it. How many times has she been married to some rich dude already? Enough for her never to work again and run off with a certain blogger with occasional carpel tunnel flare ups? I hope so. more pictures of Elizabeth Hurley here

Salma Hayek Cleavage Is Awesome

It’s kind of strange, because the world doesn’t normally work like this, but I think that Salma Hayek is one of those abnormalities where she’s gotten even hotter after giving birth. I know it’s hard to wrap your head around, but I truly believe it. I can’t be the only one who thinks this. Here she is at some press junket the other day showing us that she’s still got it. Especially when it refers to gorgeous massive cleavage. Amazing! Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I’ve still got it too…. Yes, in this case it refers to the chubby I’ve had since I started writing this post. Enjoy.

AnnaLynne McCord’s Sweet Booty Profile

I almost didn’t post these pictures of AnnaLynne McCord , I’m sick of seeing her blow kisses to the camera like a complete lady douche, but at the eleventh hour I decided that her tight body far outweighs her douchiness and relented. Here she is at some premiere the other day wearing a sweet tight dress that really shows off that skinny hot body of hers. I can’t really see much of her breasts, but I would dry hump a shark in the face to get a bite out of that booty. What a profile.

Jennifer Aniston Gives Us A Peak

Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly known for her flashy outfits, late night partying or accidental lady junk flashes, so it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that these pictures of her flashing her bra are kind of lame. Here she is at the premiere of some made for TV movie, that sounds about right, doing her best to look like a hot piece. Meh. I’ve seen worse I guess. Although, the lady I saw breast feeding her baby outside my house yesterday did more for my libido than this bra flash. Not a good sign.

Rihanna Shows Off Her Tasty Thighs

Here’s Rihanna showing off her sexy legs the other day while in South America somewhere. At least I think she’s in South America, she’s on tour down there or something, I saw some

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Rihanna Shows Off Her Tasty Thighs

Lindsay Ellingson Forgot To Wear A Bra

I normally get really annoyed when I see pictures of Victoria’s Secret supermodels promoting a new line of bras without actually slipping in to the lingerie, but for some reason I’m alright with these shots of Lindsay Ellingson . I don’t know why, she’s still fully dressed, but I like it. The woman is spectacular, I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about the way she’s standing in that sexy black dress that I really like. Where’s the pervert with the camera taped to his show when you need him? more pictures of Lindsay Ellingson here

Kelly Brook SHows Off The Lovely Legs

I’m beginning to think that my internet love affair with Kelly Brook has been a little one sided. I post pictures of her and write mildly humorous comments about our genitals meeting sometime and all she does is completely ignore every attempt I make to contact her. What a rip off. Romance is a two way street my dear. I think it’s about time I get something in return other than an awkward semi erection at the office. These pictures are a good start, but I need something with a little more feeling… Like a shot holding a can of tuna sent directly to me on Twitter . That’s all. more pictures of Kelly Brook here       Related Articles: Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Kelly Brook In Daisy Dukes! Kelly Brook Is Pretty Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean Photos: WENN.com

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Eliza Doolittle’s Sweet Hipster Sideboob

I honestly still don’t know what it is this Eliza Doolittle chick does or what makes her famous, but she always seems to wear stupid looking tight little outfits so I’m not too concerned by it. Here she is braless in a loose fitting hipster top giving us a pretty decent look at her impressive hipster sideboob. Well played lady, well played.