Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Laura Vandervoort Gets Sexy For PETA

I’m a simple man, I understood those ‘I’d Rather Be Naked Than Wear Fur’ PETA’s ads, a hot chick naked on a poster works for pretty much anything, but now I’m getting a little confused. Here’s hottie Laura Vandervoort , still technically naked, airbrushed to look like a lizard sunning herself on a rock? Or is she a snake? I don’t know. Not wearing a fur coat made sense to me. What kind of person still wears fur? Unless you’re a Ukrainian gangster, fur just doesn’t look right. But now I can’t even wear my snakeskin golf shoes? WTF? That was my thing.

Cora Skinner Shows Us Her Good Side

I don’t know a thing about this Cora Skinner bird, mostly because I can’t be bothered to look up every half naked hottie that shows up on the site, but that’s not going to stop me from posting pictures of this tall drink of water. I don’t think I need an excuse to post shots of some hot chick standing around in her lingerie do I? Enjoy. more pictures of Cora Skinner here

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Sexy See Through Top

I don’t know what event these pictures are from, it looks to be some sort of party for all the useless background chicks from Entourage , but Emmanuelle Chriqui was there and we all know how hot she is so who cares. I know that she never really gets any starring roles, and probably never will, but she’s just really sexy. Who cares that she’s basically a C-list actress? I’d still hit it, and I’m an A-list blogger. Call me.

Naya Rivera Gets Hot In Her Undies For FHM

For those of you out there who’s girlfriends keep your testicles in their purse and are forced to watch things like Property Virgins and Toddlers & Tiaras , you’ll probably recognize this chick from Glee , Naya Rivera , on the cover of FHM magazine. I’ve never seen the show, but this chick is smoking hot. What the hell? She just snuck up on me. If I thought that they’d show her walking around looking this hot on the show I might consider watching. She’s hot and she’s in her undies. Amaze.

Megan Fox Is Busting Out

I’m glad to see that Megan Fox was allowed out of the house two days in a row, It’s not fair that her douche husband gets to keep her all to himself, she must have been extra nice this week. Is it me or does it look like her tacky Marilyn Monroe stripper tattoo is fading? She must finally be having that garbage removed. Good for her, she’s growing up. Anyhow, forget the stupid tattoo, I’m more impressed with her chunky breasts fighting that tight fitting bra. You can do it girls, that thing can’t hold you back. I think they’re winning. Hot.

Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures

Just when you think that Adriana Lima can’t get any hotter, along come these pictures of her looking unreal for the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. How could you not love a woman who’s willing to pose topless in some sexy underwear holding a puppy? I bet someone would pay a decent amount of money on eBay to adopt that thing. I know I would, we’d cuddle in front of the television, take baths together and make sweet sweet love. Wait, did you think I was talking about the dog? Why the hell would I want to adopt a tiny dog like that? It’s a rat in a dog suit. There are a lot of lonely supermodels out there in need of adoption. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures

Just when you think that Adriana Lima can’t get any hotter, along come these pictures of her looking unreal for the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. How could you not love a woman who’s willing to pose topless in some sexy underwear holding a puppy? I bet someone would pay a decent amount of money on eBay to adopt that thing. I know I would, we’d cuddle in front of the television, take baths together and make sweet sweet love. Wait, did you think I was talking about the dog? Why the hell would I want to adopt a tiny dog like that? It’s a rat in a dog suit. There are a lot of lonely supermodels out there in need of adoption. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures

Just when you think that Adriana Lima can’t get any hotter, along come these pictures of her looking unreal for the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. How could you not love a woman who’s willing to pose topless in some sexy underwear holding a puppy? I bet someone would pay a decent amount of money on eBay to adopt that thing. I know I would, we’d cuddle in front of the television, take baths together and make sweet sweet love. Wait, did you think I was talking about the dog? Why the hell would I want to adopt a tiny dog like that? It’s a rat in a dog suit. There are a lot of lonely supermodels out there in need of adoption. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Kelly Brook As A Busty Indiana Jones

I don’t know why Kelly Brook is dressed up as Indiana Jones , why do women do anything really, but she’s actually kinda making it work for me. Not bad. There’s something about a chick with a whip that I like. If she wants to get together and shoot a short little movie I’m always available. We can call it Indiana Jones and the Blogger’s Erection.      

Ashley Tisdale’s Sexy Workout Short Shorts

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that I’ve got these pictures of Ashley Tisdale on her way to the gym, she doesn’t seem to do anything else, but she’s got such a good little body that I don’t really care. I have to admit, she looks pretty good in those little short shorts of hers, I’m getting a strange feeling ‘down there’ and I like it. If all I did all day was workout I think I’d probably look pretty good in a pair of short shorts too. Now I just get strange looks riding the bus.