Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Rita Rusic Cougartastic Bikini Pictures

I still don’t know who the hell this old cougar is…. But my penis doesn’t really give a crap.

Paulina Rubio’s Hotness Sparkles

You’ve got to love latinas, they’re always so hot and sparkly. Here’s Paulina Rubio in some sort of bedazzled short short jumpsuit thing looking pretty sexy on the red carpet. I like it. She looks like one of those strippers who has a theme to her dance. I love those girls, they take their craft so seriously. Not like Mercedes who always looks like she mailing it in. You know who you are. Anyhow, with legs like these I’m going to have to keep my eye on Paulina. Nice job.      

Joanna Krupa & Her Sexy Sister Marta

With the clocks going back last night I kinda had a rough night at the bar, an extra hour of booze isn’t always a good thing, but being the constant professional that I am I dusted myself off and scoured the internet for some hotties to share with all of you. Here are sexy sisters Marta and Joanna Krupa getting up close and personal with each other at some party over the weekend. I don’t want to say too many nice things about these two, they never respond to my tweets… We’re fighting.

Selena Gomez Upskirt Pictures

I feel kind of dirty for doing this, but I’m posting pictures of Selena Gomez flashing her panties and I don’t care who knows it. Take that Bieber! Here she is wearing a tiny short dress, some complicated high heels and a bright pair of undies as she works her way down a steep set of stairs. Awesome. I guess nobody told her that a flight of stairs and a short skirt don’t exactly go together very well when there’s a roving pack of paparazzi waiting for her at the bottom. I love it.

Jenna Jameson Is A Natural Beauty

The other day Jenna Jameson gave me a hard time about allegedly bashing her on my silly website, who, I didn’t think she was actually going to read this crap, so these are for her. Here’s my all time favorite pornstar looking fresh and rested and fit as a fiddle in some sexy Twitter bikini pictures I just happened upon. She looks so young and natural, like an eighteen year old from the midwest. I’m impressed. She must be working out or eating right or something… etc. Are you happy now princess?

Elisha Cuthbert Is Marilyn Monroe

Here are a few shots of super hottie Elisha Cuthbert showing off her sexy little cleavage in a Marilyn Monroe costume in an episode of Happy Endings . I like it, but if you actually watched the show, the premise is that she gets mistaken for a drag queen… Are you frickin’ kidding me? Whoever thought that it was a plausible script idea that this hottie would ever be confused for a dude is out of their mind and needs to be fired. I bet it was a fat chick who’s mad that Elisha ate the last danish from the studio break room or something petty like that. Nice try. more pictures of Elisha Cuthbert here

Uma Thurman’s Big Ole Forgotten Boobies

I don’t really have a whole lot to say about Uma Thurman , I didn’t realize she was still working actually, but I think her big old sweater mounds speak for themselves. Who knew she was packing?

Annalynne McCord Does It Again

Ugh… You know how I feel about AnnaLynne McCord blowing kisses to the camera. Enough already!! I can’t be bothered to keep writing.

Jennifer Hawkins Gorgeous Bikini Pictures

I post a lot of pictures of busty British chicks like Katie Price or Amy Childs , mostly because they like to get hammered and stumble around in trashy little outfits, but I thought I’d mix it up a bit a give you guys a good look at an Australian beauty this time. Here’s former Miss Universe and current hot piece of ass, Jennifer Hawkins , doing a little bikini modeling on some beautiful beach somewhere. Nicely done lady.

Jennifer Aniston’s Sweet Spinster Cleavage

It’s kind of weird, I woke up this morning with a strange craving for some pictures of forty-two year old breasts and then this happened. Odd. Here’s Jennifer Aniston at some party for aging cougars, showing off all kinds of awesome spinster boobage. Cleavage, sideboob, the whole package. The woman is really good looking, who cares that she seems to be cursed when it comes to romance. I would love to wake up next to this hottie every morning… Until I get bored with her and move on to a younger chick of course. Call me.