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Emily Osment Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day

Posted on October 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened… Because TITS get hits, and people love tits, so showing up to the party with tits, will distract people enough from your face to know you see dead people… I will not believe he is still around and not Emily until he does Dancing with the Stars like Malcolm in the middle. The post Emily Osment Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emily Osment Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day

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Jordana Brewster’s Sexy Eye Mustaches

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I really like this new hottie Jordana Brewster , her eyebrows kinda creep me out a little, but I’m the kind of guy that can look past that sort of thing. I think. Here she is at some event yesterday giving me sexy eyes while she walks the red carpet. Alright, I can’t get past the eyebrows, I guess I’m just that shallow. I wouldn’t even call those things eyebrows they’re so thick and luscious, They’re more like eye mustaches. She needs to show off some cleavage or something, anything that will distract me from those caterpillars. Even Burt Reynolds is jealous. more pictures of Jordana Brewster here

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Sophie Monk Is Just Weird Looking

Posted on March 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know if professional nobody Sophie Monk is still engaged to that fat old rich dude, she’s got to make money somehow, but the whole process seems to have aged her horribly. Here she is at some event last night looking like the fifty year old wife of a plastic surgeon, and not in a good way. If you’re going to have work done, always start with the boobies, it will distract us from everything else for at least a couple of years. Anyhow, I miss the old Sophie, the one who would walk down the street in her bikini just to get some attention. This chick’s just weird looking.

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