Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Kelly Brook’s Cleavage Goes For A Ride

This is probably one of the hottest and most wholesome pictures you’ll ever see in your life. I know that sounds a little contradictory and confusing, but a gorgeous hottie like Kelly Brook going for a wholesome bike ride with her amazing boobs hanging out will do that to you. This is definitely the right time for her to hit a really bumpy road. She needs a bottle of wine and some baguettes in that basket of hers so we can have ourselves a sexy little picnic.

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures For Labor Day

I totally forgot it was Labor Day. If I would have known, I most likely wouldn’t have done any post and taken the day off. Well, it’s a good thing for you guys I did forget because you wouldn’t have gotten these super hot Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures. Anyway, once again, Kate is proving that she’s still the finest MILF in Hollywood. Enjoy. more pictures of Kate Beckinsale here

Emily Osment Is Barely Legal

If you’ve been watching Hannah Montana , you might know Emily Osment . If so, shame on you pervert. Don’t worry though, she is 18 years old now so that makes her barely legal and old enough for me to put on the site. I know some of you pedos would prefer that I post Miley Cyrus because I get your emails begging me to. Just so you know, I always forward them to the authorities.

What The Hell Happened to Christina Ricci?

I’m not asking what’s happened to Christina Ricci because I want to find out what she’s been working on professionally or who her new boyfriend is, I’m asking because she looks too wholesome. Where’s the chick in trashy bikini pictures with stripper tattoos on her boobs? That’s the Christina Ricci I want to see, not this lady dressed in a frumpy lame ass Real Housewives Of Pennsylvania Dutch Country dress. She looks like she should be handing out samples of cheese at the supermarket.

Heidi Montag Trades In Her Puppies

Apparently, as part of Heidi Montag and Spencer McDouche’s fake divorce settlement they had to exchange dogs outside, in front of the paparazzi, shirtless and/or pantless. I’m not a legal expert, but I’ve watched enough Law & Order to know that this seems a bit odd. Partly because everything they do is bullsh#t, but mostly because no self respecting judge would sign off on an agreement that had Heidi NOT going topless. Have you seen those massive fake boobs ? Common sense dictates that those things should be exposed at all times. Come on.

Hilary Duff’s Married Ass Keeps Getting Better

It’s really kind of annoying that it took Hilary Duff getting married for me to realize just how hot she is, I think I blew my chance with her by calling her chubby when she went through that soft period a little while back. I’m such an idiot! Anyhow, it’s nice to see that married life is agreeing with her ass in those jeans. Denim has never looked so tasty. Keep up the good work.

Kelly Brook Even Makes Bicycles Sexy

Here’s Kelly Brook taking her hotness to London for a bike ride with the mayor to help promote bike riding in the British capital. If you’re going to try to get people to ride around on stupid looking bicycles with grandma baskets on them, I think putting a hot piece of ass like Kelly on one wearing a dress is pretty much the only option you’ve got. Although, busty strippers in bikinis riding down a bumpy road might also do the trick. We’ll call that plan B.

Ashlee Simpson’s Got Legs

It’s pretty rare that I find pictures of Ashlee Simpson that are sexy enough to put up on the site, but that’s exactly what’s happening today. Here she is walking around showing off more than a little leg in her short short jumpsuit combination. I’m impressed. She’s also giving us a tasty peek at her bikini top bra and skinny girl cleavage. It’s nice to see that at least one Simpson sister feels the need to stay skinny, it’s just too bad it’s the wrong one.

Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures… Sort Of

Jobless hottie Sophie Monk seems to be having a good time in Hawaii. We’ve seen her getting laid , we’ve seen her on the beach in her tiny little bikini pictures and now this. Here she is hanging out in her bikini top and short short on what kinda looks like the set of a TV commercial. That can’t be right. I know she’s filming a reality TV show that hasn’t been picked up by any network, but a commercial seems like a stretch. Maybe a sweaty pilates workout video would be a good way to start things off. I’d buy it. For the exercise of course.

Christina Hendricks’s Cleavage Deserves An Award

As most of you already know, the Emmy’s were last night and someone had the presence of mind to invite Christina Hendricks’ big old boobies. I don’t know who’s in charge over there, but there should be an award for these thing. She’s not exactly the hottest woman or the most physically fit, but damn those things are awesome. I want to grab on to them and never let go. I didn’t watch the show, but all the winners must have been thanking these things in their speech. I know I would. more pictures of Christina Hendricks here