Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Kelly Brook Little Cleavage Impresses

I’m happy to announce that Kelly Brook’s temporary lapse in fashion sense, when she wore those disgusting mom jeans, is apparently over. Here she is back to her incredibly hot self at some event the other day. If her goal in life was to force me to fall in love with her, I think it’s working. I can’t stop thinking about her and her amazing little cleavage. I want to marry it and make babies with it. Obviously she’s welcome to join in.

Maggie Q Is Hot… Whoever She Is

Does anyone know who the hell Maggie Q is? Me neither, but she’s wearing a weird and sexy bathing suit so I’m putting her up on the site for the first time. Welcome. Now show us your boobies.

Britney Spears Lets It All Hang Out

This is what I like to see, Britney Spears on vacation in Hawaii letting it all hang out. Here’s the washed up popstar walking around in nothing but a little bikini top and short shorts. Awesome. I like that her boyfriend knows his role and is walking around with a bottle of water in one hand and a bottle of tanning oil in the other…. Lucky bastard. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Hilary Duff Is A Hot Married Piece

I’ve been really enjoying the fact that Hilary Duff has slimmed down and got herself fit for her wedding, I’m just afraid that now that she’s married she’s going to let herself go again. Don’t think like that, the doctor said only positive thoughts. Here she is out the other day showing me that she’s still packing the goods. I’m glad, there’s nothing worse than a fat married chick. Believe me. Man she’s a hot piece. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Kristin Cavallari’s Hot Legs Work It

It’s only a matter of time before The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari fades into celebrity obscurity or pornography, I’m hoping for that last one, but until then I’ll just have to continue to enjoy her nice long legs. Here they are going for a little walk in their short shorts and heels the other day. She could probably get a job as a leg model somewhere, you know, her legs could be up on a billboard outside a strip club. A jobs a job right? more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here

Hilary Duff’s Married Ass Is Looking Good

Hilary Duff has been all over the place showing off her stupid giant wedding ring whenever she gets a chance, it’s not nice to rub in my face you know, but we haven’t seen many shots of her sexy little ass. Until now that is. Here she is showing off the sweet goodness while she takes a few bucks out of her new joint account, even that hurts my feelings, it should be me sharing a bank account with Hilary… Not some hoser eh!

Lauren Conrad Because I’ve Got Nothing Else

It’s obviously a pretty lame slow celebrity news day if I’ve got pictures of Lauren Conrad on the site, the other other other girl from that crappy show with the girls with the fake boobs that I never watched. Sure she’s wearing tight leggings and, well that’s pretty much it. Maybe if you’ve got a thing for chicks in pink hoodies you’ll enjoy these. You’re also a weirdo.

Hilary Duff Is Too Hot To Be Married

I really hate to say it, but it looks like married life is agreeing with Hilary Duff … So far. Here she is out the other day looking pretty damn amazing, considering she just spent a honeymoon alone with that hockey douche, wearing a nice little tank top and some classy jeans. This is what the woman of my dreams looks like, someone who can wear a simple outfit and still make it look glamorous. Marry me. Damn it! I forgot already…. I can’t catch a break.

Adriana Lima is a Mom in her Bikini of the Day

I think it’s got to the point in running this site where I don’t need to really write anything about anyone and you people just know what I am thinking, kinda like a married couple at the diner having breakfast on their 50th wedding anniversary RV road trip, but I will say this, Adriana Lima, whether her body is a little softer and thicker thanks to ill-decisions made because she’s a catholic and doesn’t believe in Plan B, Abortions or Birth Control, she’s still Adriana Lima….and here she is in some real deal at the hotel bikini pictures cuz they are better than the photoshoot pictures we normally see, even if all the retouching on photoshop makes her look better…cuz That’s all I have to say about that….

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Adriana Lima is a Mom in her Bikini of the Day

Shauna Sand’s Stripper Bikini Show Continues

Shauna Sand is either on vacation or the strip club she dances at is being fumigated because all she’s been doing these past few days is stuffing her big fake boobs into a tiny bikini and hanging out on the beach. Like all good mothers should. I’m just kidding about her being a stripper, she doesn’t actually have a job, all she seems to know how to do is give dudes awkward bathing suit boners. I hate those.