Tag Archives: Bikini Pictures

Kelly Brook’s Hotness Takes A Day Off

Kelly Brook was doing so well over the last few weeks looking better and better every time we saw her, but it looks like she’s slipped up a little. Here she is in a nasty pair of mom jeans out and about over the weekend. They don’t actually look like they’re supposed to be mom jeans, she’s just hiked them so high up her crotch that that’s what they’ve become. I used to have a babysitter in the eighties that dressed like this. Hot.

Kelly Brook Is Absolutely Amazing

I know that Kelly Brook has been around for quite a few years now, but ever since she dumped that Billy Zane douche her career and hotness have really taken off. Here she is walking the streets the other day in a sexy little tank top looking like a million bucks. I love this woman. I know she’s reading this, and I’m glad that she finally knows how I feel, now we can move on to the good parts of our relationship like making sweet hump to each other and watching HGTV . Call me.

Anna Paquin In Her Shorty Shorts

I’ve never really understood the appeal of Anna Paquin , in True Blood she’s just too damn annoying, but I do like to see her little boobies pop up every other episode or so. Here she is out walking the streets in her little shorty shorts. They’re not exactly nude scenes but for a good clean site like this one they’ll do just fine… For now. Actually, these are pretty much the equivalent of Anna Paquin bikini pictures . I still have no idea why she swims in a t-shirt .

Shauna Sand’s Sexy Floatation Devices

Alright, you got me, this is the second post I’ve done this week featuring hot mess Shauna Sand and her big fat boobies hanging out of her little bikini. What can I tell you, I like my women to be looking like slutty strippers. I know I’m not the only one or they wouldn’t be around. Anyhow, to my knowledge big fake boobs splashing around in the ocean haven’t hurt anyone yet. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio In Her Bikini Bottoms

I haven’t got a clue what these pictures are for, other than maybe saving on my computer for later, but anytime I get pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in half a bikini I’m posting them for you pervs. It goes without saying that I would have preferred full on bikini pictures , but I find a supermodel in bikini bottoms and a shirt work just fine. When I said I was going to save these for later, I meant so that I could photoshop myself in next to her… What did you think I meant? more pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio here

Stephanie Pratt Just Because I’m Bored

I know nobody gives a crap about Stephanie Pratt unless she’s In A bikini….. But I’d do her.

Victoria Silvstedt Fancy Pants Bikini Pictures

Here’s model/professional freeloader Victoria Silvstedt hanging out in her little bikini at something called the Monte Carlo Beach Club in Monaco. Well excuse me. I wonder what a membership goes for at one of these places, and do they allow celebrity bloggers who swim with their t-shirts on? I’m getting kind of annoyed by all these pictures of her having a good time on some rich old dude’s dime. Why can’t some rich old lady ferry me around the Riviera in her private yacht? I may not look as good in a bikini, but I’ll definitely put out. more pictures of Victoria Silvstedt here

Christina Ricci Gets A Little Nipply

I’m not trying to imply that Christina Ricci’s nipples were falling out, that would make life too easy for me, but I am trying to point out that even if she’s wearing a nice warm weather sundress….. Her nipples are looking chilly. I’ll never understand those sexy strange little protuberance, one minute they’re soft and chewable and the next you could cut glass with them. If you’re having trouble spotting her pokies, they’re hanging very low for some reason. Odd.

Heather Graham Needs Some Work

What the hell is this garbage? I used to think that Heather Graham was hot, actually I still do, but it seems that she’s trying her best to get me to completely lose interest in her. Here she is dressed as… I don’t know what the hell she’s dressed as, but it’s not doing her any favors. She looks like a homeless lady putting together an outfit from pieces she found in the trash. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still throw her a hump, but I’d have to get her out of those clothes pretty damn quick. Call me.

Annalynne McCord’s Tight Body Is Awesome

AnnaLynne McCord has got to know by now just how much I hate it when she blows retarded kisses to the camera, this is the female equivalent of the douchebag camera point. Luckily for her, I can force myself to overlook it because she’s an incredibly hot piece of ass. Seriously, look at her in this tight dress, that ass would fit perfectly in my hand. Did I say hand? I meant mouth. I’m not kidding either, if you don’t believe me call AnnaLynne’s agent and set it up. I’ll bring the camera and maple syrup. more pictures of Annalynne McCord here