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JWoWW’s Massive Leather Clad Honkers

Posted on August 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to make fun of Jenni Farley aka JWoWW because she’s on The Jersey Shore and because, well that should be enough, but looking at her in this little leather bra/booty shorts/ garter belt combination I’ve kind of forgotten where I was going with this post. As beat up as her face is, those massive boobies of hers almost make up for it. She seems to be at some slutty sex shop clothing store, I bet they have a leather mask around that would really bring the outfit together.

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Hilary Swank’s Manly Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Hilary Swank showing off her hard body in a little bikini over the weekend. I’m not really feeling these pictures, you know, down there. This chick has always confused me, I don’t know if it was that movie where she had a penis that did it, or that she’s a little too in shape for my taste. Either way, it’s not working for me. I don’t like my women to have more muscle definition than I do. Not that that’s very hard to do, I’m a celebrity blogger after all. I doesn’t help that she’s got a chiseled jaw like a statue of a Greek god. At least her little boobs look alright.

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Vanessa Hudgens Covers Up The Good Parts

Posted on August 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What the hell is this garbage? I thought Vanessa Hudgens was supposed to be one of the next Hollywood hotties, if so, this is not the way to do things. Hot young starlets are supposed to walk around in short shorts or tight skirts, not something you’d see in a TV movie about Operation Desert Storm . At the very least lose the stupid scarf, it’s summer time, give us something to look at. No matter how small and insignificant they are, we still like to look at boobies. They’re like snowflakes, no two pairs are alike.

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Stephanie Pratt Gets A B For Effort

Posted on August 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Stephanie Pratt chick must be doing something right because this is the second time this week that I’ve had her on the site. The first time I had no choice, she was wearing denim short shorts that were smaller than my boxer shorts, and I wear those little European boxers. These aren’t quite as good as that, we see a little too much face for my taste, but she’s making a decent effort drawing our eye to her little cleavage. According to her t-shirt ‘ Blondes Do It Better’ … The jury is still out on that one, but some bikini pictures might sway my vote. Ps – If you’re wondering what the B is for… It’s for boner. Ha!

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Shenae Grimes’ Hot Leather Legs

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know it’s a slow celebrity news day when I’ve got pictures of 90210’s Shenae Grimes on the site. I don’t know if the show’s even on anymore, not that anyone with testicles or who’s over the age of twelve will miss it, but it looks like she’ll always be known as 90210’s Shenae Grimes . Like TV’s Superman Dean Cain. I guess it could be worse, she could have to go around telling her neighbors she’s a sex offender. Anyhow, she’s kinda hot and she’s wearing leather pants. Enough said.

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Hilary Duff’s Tank Top Is A Hottie

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m a little confused by these Hilary Duff pictures, on the one hand she’s showing off her sexy tight body in a nice little tank top and on the other she’s wearing disgusting dumpy fat girl sweatpants. Make up your mind. I don’t know whether to be intimidated by her good look or by her half a dozen drinks because she’s a fat chick. Who am I kidding, the girl’s a hot piece of ass no matter which way you slice it… I’ve got no chance. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

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Stephanie Pratt’s Got Surprisingly Hot Legs

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t post pictures of Stephanie Pratt very often, mostly because she came from the same womb as Heidi Montag’s douche soon to be ex-husband and can’t be trusted, but if she’s going to walk around wearing short shorts this small I may have to reconsider my rule. She’s actually pretty good looking, her body is awesome. I wouldn’t mind spending a Sunday afternoon with those long legs wrapped around my head. Call me.

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Kelly Brook Is A Classy Piece

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Over the last few months Kelly Brook seems to be just getting better and better looking. Is it just me? Ever since she posed half naked on a motorcycle it’s like every set of pictures have been hotter than the next. Here she is looking very classy and yet not too classy that I wouldn’t ask her for a motorboat. Not many women can pull that off, Kelly Brook , Salma Hayek and possibly

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Victoria Silvstedt Flashes Her Good Side

Posted on August 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After yesterday’s hot little Victoria Silvstedt bikini pictures , I’ve had fake blond hair and big old boobies on the brain so I thought I’d post more of the bombshell and I can’t think of anything better than some shots of her getting into an SUV in a tight dress. That ass looks great. I wonder if she knows I’m giving away free mustache rides until the end of the month. Call me.

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Alicia Keys Pregnant Bikini Pictures

Posted on August 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It might just be me, but Alicia Keys is looking a little chubby in these bikini pictures. I’m not complaining, chubby girls need the loving too, but international pop sensations look odd when they put on a few pounds. Just ask Jessica Simpson . All kidding aside, it’s pretty clear that Alicia is knocked up and she really does look pretty damn good… For a pregnant lady. She kinda looks the way I feel after a few too many pints, but she fills put her bikini better.

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