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Ashley Benson is Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson is fucking sloppy….I’ve been saying it for as long as she’s existed on my radar that her tits are big, and thus the rest of her will be soft, because never have I met a set of natural big tits on a firm body after that body hits 22 years old, it’s like what was once taught and lovely, becomes a sloppy cesspool of shit….and that’s not to say Benson isn’t tight bodied, tight pussied, I mean I can’t tell from these pics, I’m just looking at the waddle of her neck as she huffs on smokes and overall repulses me…because I am stronger than just tits, tits can’t suck me in a bring me down, I can see the flaws surrounding the tits, unless the tits are in my face, in which case I suck em, but when they are young starlet tits I’ve never met…I can point and laugh and say…look how piggish that girl has become…so much potential but just hates the gym..in this fat positive world we are in…she can still win…and I guess in a way she is…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson is Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gabrielle Union’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

America is about diversity more than ever….the black folk have been given the right to vote, ride the bus, use the bathroom, and slavery is limited to prison inmates that are majority black thanks to crooked cops and a flawed system… But it’s the fourth of July and this site is DrunkenStepfather so White most of the time, and I don’t even like white chicks they are garbage…I just post what I’m exposed to…and it happens to be all this white ass.. When I really prefer a lot more flavor like some Gabrielle Union…whoever the fuck that is….because some thick black ass to want to suffocate on….has a bit more flavor that young disney white chicks… The post Gabrielle Union’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tara Lipinski Expired Figure Skater Pose of the Day

Tara Lipinski the gold metal Olympic figure skater / midget freak who can ice dance like she was sent from heaven, channeling god through her little midget freak hips, to spin like she’s having a religious experience..the way her coach who probably molested pounded into her brain at her parent’s request because they saw talent and wanted an olympian daughter as parents do… Well, she’s doing a slutty bikini pose, mid 40, for you perverts who love America on American Day…USA USA USA. The post Tara Lipinski Expired Figure Skater Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ashley Benson Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Ashley Benson has big tits for America… THey are in a bikini top looking great for America…. Because America allowed her to become a rich and famous as hell twat…despite no one actually knowing who she is…because her show doesn’t target my demographic of creepy old man pervert who prefers sitting at the park…but maybe if I had some foresight, I could watch her show to have something to chat with the young eighteen year old girls I watch tan, you know a little “How about that Pretty Little Liars shit, You have way better tits than Ashley Benson”…to which her dad or daddy or whovever that older guy next to her is…will take offense and try to fight me…good thing I know how to pull out my dick and start pissing when I face adversity… that’s my MMA or concealed weapon….toxic HIV positive HEP urine all in your FACE jerks… The post Ashley Benson Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter’s Cleavage for America of the Day

Ariel Winter was celebrating Canada day – because I guess her houseboy is some farmer hick who made it to America…and I guess that means he’s working double duty to make the broken and empty girl feel love and support she never felt – but more importantly – to get her to marry him for his Green Card so that he doesn’t get deported…that’s how these things work out…so all I have to say is her boyfriend must have a huge fucking canadian cock that tears her apart…because the money, the fame, the issues…make for a prime pussy to mooch off of…it’s the Canadian way….win them with your charm or some shit….milk the fact everyone says you’re nice – all while cashing the fuck in on your own agenda… Either way, mooched or not, all celebs are in some capacity or another, so might as well be with a Canadian…while she shows her sloppy monster tits…for you pervs….GOOD times….the American Dream…via CAnada… The post Ariel Winter’s Cleavage for America of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ronda Rousey Pussy for ESPN of the Day

I am going to assume that this isn’t Ronda Rousey’s pussy..because this is ESPN, they don’t show pussy, that would be porn, unless of course they are just trying to clickbait to get as much traction as they can now that they are apparently going bankrupt…. I don’t want to believe that I have now seen Ronda Rousey’s cunt or that she has a cunt…I prefer thinking of her as a man…who pretends to be a woman in her UFC fights because it is good for business…and because she’s thick and a fighter and built like a man or at least a woman who can kill most men…erotic to some, mainly closet cases who were happy women were introduced to the UFC to justify their boners… This is weird, but better than trying to jerk off to McGregor…that GINGER… I don’t know, I am sure I could be into this if I tried hard enough now that I know she’s legit got a vag…and that’s all I have to say about that. Either way, this is a pretty fucking bold move for her….I like these kinds of bold moves… The post Ronda Rousey Pussy for ESPN of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall and Kylie Shit On Vintage T-Shirts of the Day

Kendall Jenner and her fat sister who we can assume is Kim Kardashian’s first daughter with some black dude, or that they created in a used condom left under her bed, assuming she ever used a condom, and I’m sure she didn’t, but maybe it was just like some back alley puddle grown Kylie after a Kim K Queef….We can never be too sure… But we do know she’s a monster with her jacked up face, all muppet like, targeting the black market and modifiying herself to be a cartoon character rappers fuck, and cheat on with 10 groupies, and fuck again since it is good for business.. Well, their creative directors at their brand that they signed off on, or that their mom signed off on – put out the weirdest collection of vintage t-shirts silk screened with images of either of the girls, the Kylie is the weirdest as it is a screenshot of her instagram slutty pic page, that they screened over classic rock shirts….and even a 2 pac and Biggie shirt..that I can’t find on their site….because they are that bold and exciting and know how to offend people enough to get them to buy into their shit – because here I am posting the shit….knowing it is just trolling the world… They are 125 dollars….and I know they totally strategized this because now people will buy them just to be part of the meme…SMART people run these people… MARKETING. Here’s Kylie for sunglasses – Weird Bodied and Nipple-less… The post Kendall and Kylie Shit On Vintage T-Shirts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Laetitia Casta Bathing Suit of the Day

I used to jerk off to Laetitia Casta. She was one of the french models with big tits in 1995 that was featured in all the celebrity nudity databases – before I hated celebs…back when I would watch movies and jerk off to movies because internet porn was so annoying to deal with…. She’s 22 years older….but still in front of the camera cuz these bitches get addicted to that shit…..and her tits…still big….amazing how that happens….middle age titties!! The post Laetitia Casta Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Upton’s Big Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average American man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fat chick in training…to not be a fat chick yet still a fat chick because her body is a fucking wreck if she doesn’t train… She went viral, she go so fucking popular, all for having massive tits, and that is a good reminder to all girls out there that if you have small tits, you are nothing. You don’t matter. No one wants you. You don’t stand a chance….all the money out there for marketing will be sent to the girl with the big tits…. Well, she’s trying to get her name back out there now that she works out and the whole thing is magical..only because of her sloppy tits spilling out of her shirt…right… The post Kate Upton’s Big Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Tara Lipinski’s Sponsored Honeymood Butt in a Bikini of the Day

It looks like Tara Lipinski is trying to draw as much attention as possible to herself via the butt shot in a bikini for what is apparently her honeymoon that is hashtagged to shit #thehoneymoon #TNTHoneymoon making me assume she got a free honeymoon thanks to a TV show…magical whoring without actually having to suck dick for money….ROMANCE…in a world where no one should theoretically give a fuck about Figure Skating erotica now that it is in its mid 30s…doing some “Stars on Ice” bullshit…not OLYMPIC shit… Shes 4 foot 9….creepy….good fit midget athlete ass though…I mean she is 35…muscle memory doesn’t have Alzheimers yet… The post Tara Lipinski’s Sponsored Honeymood Butt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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