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Maitland Ward Brings It of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maitland Ward is a good time and not just because the rumor is she will let you fuck her up the ass without a condom for very little money… She hates when I write that story….. I get emails from her telling me I am an asshole and that she is not a hooker and that she does not have anal unprotected with strangers for money.. But I have the screenshots, the conversation, that maybe she just has a hooker fetish and entertains her fans anyway she can… I mean she is someone who was on TV a decade or two ago who is now getting naked on social media – because she doesn’t feel there’s anything wrong with a naked a 40 year old on social media…and really there isn’t… I guess what Maitland Ward doesn’t realize is that I am a fan and love all she does – even unprotected anal sex for money – it just makes her hotter…. Not that she’d ever do that, I mean the screenshots must be lies, RUSSIAN SPAM BOTS or some shit, trying to bring her down WIKILEAKS…despite only a handful of people remembering her from TV I choose to remember her for her middle aged TITS she keeps showing me and showing me and showing me…and by me – I mean all of us.. SO thank her for that…it’s wonderful enough for this no standards motherfucker…. The post Maitland Ward Brings It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com – Sexy Celebrity Pop Culture Satire .

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Kirsten Dunst for Dazed of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kirsten Dunst PHOTOSHOOT for old times…flashing some panty or knickers or whatever this old timey bullshit is…so edgy and exciting because she’s holding a 90s camcorder, the same kind I used to film porn video on before porn was fucking everywhere, back in an era when I probably used to jerk off to Kirsten Dunst’s tits….I guess this is a subtle subliminal reference to that…art…. I prefer my art with tits…tits with nipples…what is this nonsense… The post Kirsten Dunst for Dazed of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selma Hayek Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day

Posted on June 28, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selma Hayek is trying to connect with the youth of today by pulling some of their stunts like posting topless selfies….only like the old bitch she is…she’s doing it all wrong….or maybe she’s trying to be coy, a little cocktease, clearly she knows all about how to manipulate men with her toplessness, you know to buy into her and hire her instead of some other huge titty Mexican stealing American Jobs…the way Trump would approve of, since he likes sluts…. I don’t really know what I am looking at, despite the cum face, but I know that if this selfie was really as artistic as she wanted it to be, the reflection in the mirror would either have more anus or in her case more monster tits – since THAT is what we want to see…..Seeing an Aging Hayek face isn’t as good as seeing how her tits are settling into the golden years… But at least she’s trying. The post Selma Hayek Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Thick Rihanna Airport Security of the Day

Posted on June 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There were rumors that Rihanna was pregnant, but I think she’s just getting fat, it’s the era of fat chicks, and if you’ve ever been to Barbados, this is actually considered fit as fuck, as the people on that island are mostly morbidly obese, or as all the plus sized models like to call it “who are you to call me fat, my doctor says I’m healthy and fit and that science is a lie with all their studies that fat is dangerous and kills, the only thing dangerous about my fat is hot fierce I look”…to which all the other fat chicks cheer along “you’re not fat you’re healthy even though you’re not healthy and you’re fat” in unison like some sort of cult that many dudes don’t mind because the thickness is hot and well fed….good for breeding….shorter life span to get the Rihanna inheritance, not that she wouldn’t have a premature death without the obesity, all these “artists” who are actually just scams are broken and eventually self destruct… Either way, hot sweatpants, making me feel like I’m at Walmart checkout line or some shit, all while getting some TSA Rub down…. Weird world we live in, nice to see the food addictions and laziness take over a slower firing metabolism…nothing a little tour dancing won’t fix…. The post Thick Rihanna Airport Security of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Fanning Titties in a Tube Dress of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People have a hard on for Elle Fanning…and I don’t really understand it. I mean she’s some creepy actress who rode her creepy sisters coattails so that she too could get paid for this acting nonsense…and it worked….but I genuinely hear dudes talk about how hot she is or how amazing she is…and I assume they jerk off to her in movies she’s in…none of which I can name… So being a CLICKBAIT FAKE NEWS PEDDLER…I figure…why not post some Elle Fanning shot by the paparazzi in a tube dress erotica…because you like it…. I’m so generous. I steal from the paparazzi and give to the poor and pathetic…a modern day hero… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Titties in a Tube Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Clauson Demonstrates How She Fucks of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve ever fucked a hot chick, whether it is a stripper, a model, an instagram model, or even a not that hot but think she’s hotter than you chick…she’ll 99 percent of the time be in this position…. It’s like she doesn’t give a fuck about putting any effort in, she’s like: “I’m letting you in me and that’s enough work, so do you’re thing and if I cum I cum, and when I cum, I’ll make sure you cum by saying shit like “did you cum yet” or “are you going to cum yet”….because girls who think they are hot are the worst… But maybe they are just in that position due to date rape drug you put in their drink….and their snotty, snobby, think they are hot ego…is just the voices in my head… The post Hailey Clauson Demonstrates How She Fucks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I Love Georgia May Jagger…and All the Rolling Stones Daughters of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why, but I love Georgia May Jagger. I think she’s wonderful, cool, amazing, hot, skinny, lovely and most importantly not offensive… Her dad is Mick, a fucking Billionaire, he’s a Rolling Stone, and she’s by default just a hot rich kid who is riding the name, but when the Baldwins do it, you know daughter of a hack actor, I hate the mooching, mooch bitch…but when it’s this rockstar daughter modeling, I find it perfect… I am also a fan of the Richards sisters, Keith Richards is awesome and his daughters are also amazing, even if they are all collectively the worst and probably the worst, I am all about them…..the Rolling Stones girls….they’re good… This is Georgia May hot. The post I Love Georgia May Jagger…and All the Rolling Stones Daughters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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January Jones in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

January Jones the Hollywood single mother because she’s smart enough to sign an NDA and no go public with the identity of the baby daddy, cuz we know she didn’t buy sperm on Craigslist or Amazon after they did that whole foods buy….that shit is branded, kid knows the dad, and the hope is to probably not humiliate the wife of the baby daddy, who was cheated on by the baby daddy, with this single mother tits…it’s just another one of baby daddy’s fuck ups, in the form of a monthly check, but based on January Jones and her ego…that probably don’t phase his massive bank account….hookers come in all shapes and sizes… The post January Jones in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland Skinny Legs of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I give fat slob pig bitch Ariel Winter so much attention on this stupid dog shit website – because I find it interesting that she is some broken fat girl with fat tits that has been exposing her fat tits for a while because she likes the attention – and the following of perverts who liked watching her grow up and a PR team behind her thanks to her massive TV show she is a part of, you know one of the last ones still out there, as the networks struggle to stay alive as they adapt to the internet and Netflix, so she’s known.. But Sarah Hyland, the creepy faced skinny one, who doesn’t look like she fucked the CRAFT services all day everyday eating her feelings, she was more of a stress starver because her parents, like Ariel Winter sold her to the industry also…and for that…she deserves some love…or fingers pointed at her that would rather be trying to make her squirt…but we aren’t exclusive enough for that…snobby freak looking bobble head. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sarah Hyland Skinny Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cristina Buccino in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on June 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cristina Buccino is some big titty “model” with 1.5 million followers on instagram -so she must be important, or maybe she’s just rich from being on that social media hustle, getting paid from all angles, so that she can afford to take all her friends on these expensive 10k a day yachts in the South of Spain… You know it can’t belong to some rich Euro dude that just likes having slutty big tits around in a bikini to help stylize or justify or validate all the money he’s made and the nice things he can afford….you know to assume she’s a sugar baby is just typical of my opinion of instagram models. I am such a misogynist. That said, who are these people, 1.5 million people care about them – but I’ve never heard of them. Instagram must be a lie… The post Cristina Buccino in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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