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Candice Swanepoel in a Tank Top of the Day

Momma Candice Swanepoel is wearing a wife-beater that used to be a fetish to me, mainly from the 90s when girls didn’t wear wife beaters and if they did – they’d have bras on when really all I wanted to see was that shit braless since it was see through – then one day I did…and my life was changed forever, or at least for a summer, that was spent convincing girls I had over that the only clean shirt I had for them to either sleep in when they drank too much of my date rape drink was a wifebeater….I’m such a pervert….and clever pervert who always had one bed to guarantee they’d be in my bed for sleepovers.. I don’t know how I feel about a lactating bitch in a wifebeater, who isn’t even lactating, because she’s got fucking nipple covers to prevent the lactating on, something that I would rather see lactating because it’s wet t-shirt from within, not from me dumping water on the shit….unprovoked…before being called a sex assulater….jerks. What I am trying o say is that the bitch in the wife-beater isn’t lactacting the right way… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel in a Tank Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell VS Nina Dobrev in a Canadian Brown Girl Bikini of the Day

Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev are two Canadian brown girls who made it in America. They both got on weird shows with weird pervert fans and both got all famous in their own right. The kind of annoying actor famous where they genuinely think they are super fucking important. The kind of annoying actor famous that means they aren’t about to talk to me when they come back to Canada for their grandma’s funeral or to film a movie and pretend they are connected with Canadians while really being LA cunts who think Toronto is so quaint or some shit… Well, they are both uneventful in bikinis and I figure, whether they are too cool in their minds for people like me at the igloo party or not, they can be reduced to how they look in bikini and compared to actual hot chicks on instagram who don’t act they are a solid 5 and a half….but to people into their acting, I’m sure they are a 10…. Looks Like Garbage to Me…but when I put bikinis on garbage it looks less appealing…damn rotten cabbage why can’t you smell better… Nina… Shay…. I guess Nina Wins…she had more pics…and tried harder. Even though both are try hards. The post Shay Mitchell VS Nina Dobrev in a Canadian Brown Girl Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Phoebe Price’s AMazing Bikini Pics of the Day

In my line of work, and yes we can all agree that this is hardly work, and sure it’s time consuming and I make millions upon millions of dollars…and meet so many amazing and high profile people without ever having to leave the house…but it’s something I do…and in what I do….getting an email with these pics from Phoebe Price herself…is like a priest getting a phonecall from the pope, or god, before being told to rape boys…it’s like getting a call from Elvis, it’s like getting a call from the President, well pre-Trump president, because they were less accessible… What I am saying is that it is a HUGE fucking deal, even if Phoebe Price is not a huge deal, the reality is that she is to me. She was using the paparazzi to get in magazines before social media, and she made more of a name of herself than if she hadn’t, in what was clever and shameless marketing, that she continues doing, because we didn’t always live in a world of fame whores and attention seekers, there was a time when it was reserved for a select few…. Now you still may not know who Phoebe Price is, but I do, and she’s wonderful….fascinating, a cultural icon, a part of the zeitgeist that you don’t even know she’s part of because she’s just that good. I am a fan in fact…I am a servant to her and her hustle….she’s ORIGINAL GANGSTER….but unfortunately she’s never released a sex tape for me to jerk off to.. The post Phoebe Price’s AMazing Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carol Alt Panties of the Day

What a Slut this Carol Alt is… Just goes to show you that the slut can grow out of being hot…I mean Carol Alt was an iconic big titty Swimsuit model in an era where not everyone was a swimsuit model….and now, 50 years later…she’s still showing her fucking pussy with ONE layer of fabric to tease…and manipulate…. What a slut… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Carol Alt Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eniko Mihalik Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

Eniko Mihalik did a nude shoot.. Big news…because Eniko Mihalik has done nude shoots before… But as we all know with nude shoots…they are always fresh and exciting even when we’ve seen them before because as a people…we are capable of jerking off to recycled nudes over and over…sometimes for years and years… As you know being a creepy pervert still wacking off to memories exes, or of High School…not the one you volunteered at to check out the girls…the one you went to..30 years ago…we are capable….of not much…but of jerking off to nudes…even old nudes…more than once.. FETISHY The post Eniko Mihalik Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Beer is Alright of the Day

Madison Beer is alright…if you can figure out who Madison Beer is….because she’s just another one of these…girls who exists thanks to social media and a whore peddling mom – the biggest pimp of her life trying to cash the fuck in…the kind of mom who could have bought her big tits…at 15….as stage moms do…but I’m going with real and lovely to look at…no matter who the fuck she is….or what she does… The post Madison Beer is Alright of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry Livestream of the Day

One of the things I liked about the early internet, which I don’t really like now, was the ability to live broadcast from your house. There was that weird dot com dude who set up that weird alternative TV channel pre-youtube – where he had a bunch of random weirdos live in a building with him in San Francisco, then there was someone I think was named DannyGirl or something like that, where they were the first in exhibitionism…something thats become more than just a trend…it’s everywhere and everyone is doing it… Well, Katy Perry, being a famewhore decided to set up some sort of livestream to promote something I assume is an album, where I guess she was live for 24 hours or longer..and all I really got from the whole thing is that she’s boring, dumpy and the worst thing to watch for 24 hours, even when it’s designed as a marketing stunt… These are some of the screenshots, I didn’t watch the actual campaign – but I am sure it was awful…and a desecration of all things wonderful in exhibitionism… You see, I may hate all these vapid attention seeking cunts, but I still want to install cameras in the bedrooms and bathrooms of every slut I talk to…so…this is an artform I appreciate as a Voyeur, just not when it’s turned G Rated, Disney, consumerism, buy product, nonsense… I guess we live in a world of cam girls, and other attention seekers, we don’t need these over marketed and produced idiots raining on all that is pure is being on camera all day from your bedroom. Katy Perry is garbage…This is some bullshit.. The post Katy Perry Livestream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day

Nina Agdal is a monster….but the dude she’s with must be 7 feet tall..because her and her big head are 6 feet tall…making for some creepy tall girl erotica… You think she’s got a hot body, thanks to being proportionate, but if you were to stand next to her and feel like you’re standing next to a massive Redwood in the Northern California forest after raping and killing a celebrity you obsess over on a trip to LA….if you know what I mean… Well…she’s the worst…and even Leonardo DiCaprio thinks that…because he flushed her when he realized she wasn’t a man… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal Is Not Cute of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day

Whitney Cummings is a Comedian…or is it Comedienne. I don’t really remmeber any of her jokes because Stand Up comedy rarely impresses me. Maybe it is because I am a joke snob and bitter that I can’t write jokes as popular or as easy to understand as these usually unattractive people talking their shit on stage…or maybe I don’t find it impressive to hear the same jokes over and over – as these people usually use the same jokes over and over – and the ones who are actually successful are the worst kind of person who thinks they are funny, and works so hard at it, making it not that funny at all.. Why can’t a naturally funny dude just get picked up promoted and exist, instead it’s these assholes who move to LA and practice in front of the mirror, telling the same joke over and over in his 30 minute set, you know to lock down that 30…and I just never laugh at the shit.. Whitney Cummings was an interesting specimen in the comedy space for a while, she was just this 8/10 type chick which is a good rating, a generous rating, but she was skinny with big tits making sex jokes and not a monster like Sarah Silverman… Well, she ended up producing a handful of shows on TV, and made millions…so good for her…let her play in her bikini….all she wants…because she made it – all in just a few years..I think at one point she was Executive producer on 4 TV shows… Now I still don’t like comedy, or funny girls, because I hate laughing and I hate jokes…but I like tits, bikini or not…so here they are… The post Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Frida Aasen – Bikini Model of the Day

Apparently, I follow everyone on social media, including this FRIDA Aasen chick…who I bet I’ve done posts on because all these models get naked and I like that shit…but that I don’t remember because there is too much noise out there… Have I see her tits? Probably and I’m not even going to bother googling it because I already know it’s out there, as these feminists have won, they’ve taken the excitement out of nipples, by saturating my life with nipples, only the jokes on them, I still love nipples, there’s just so many out there I don’t need to track down these ones that were taken last month or longer…I can just look around and find NEW ones…that were taken this weekend… Fresh titty content is my favorite… The post Frida Aasen – Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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