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Bella Hadid Busted Face, Bikini and Underboob Shirt of the DAy

Bella Hadid is uglier than Em Rat Cow….but they look like they are from the same species of BIRD… Her ass is non existent, and not in a good model way, but in a bitch, do some squats, you’re not skinny enough, or old enough to have some deflated mom ass hanging down to your mid thigh… Did she dance her ass off, did The Weeknd Fuck her Ass off…so many questions…irrelevant questions sure…but she’s a puppet to brands for god knows what reason…there’s not much substance to her….as her ASS would suggest…. It’s like sad balloon in the corner of the 3 year old kids birthday party forgotten and left to deflate because the birthday boy had a peanut allergy, and died because of traces of peanut in the cake, leaving his mother unable to enter the dining room to take down the decorations of that fateful day…she just can’t bring herself to do it….not even a year after the tragedy….but the ass version This is a top model…what…..a fucking lie… The post Bella Hadid Busted Face, Bikini and Underboob Shirt of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Danielle Knudson Good Shoot of the Day

Go Canada…not like she lives in Canada, but she’s from Canada… Danielle Knudson, ot from the same Igloo community in Canada that I am from, but I am sure we are likely related like all Canadians are….she’s the hot sister I’d be happy watching shower and change….only to get caught by her….leading to her teaching me how to eat pussy…as sister with creepy brothers do….but the reality is that she’s dating some Tennis Player, also from Canada, but not born in Canada, damn LAX immigration policies, getting these Yugoslavian athletes stealing our women….despite being an immigrant from Mexico myself..living the good life in the snow…it doesn’t matter….this is not about me…it’s about Knudson….Canadian promo model, Guess Model, Sports Illustrated titty model…who knows….at 27…she better step it the fuck up and get naked, show that body, own that body…for some fashion magazine you’ve never heard of, because it’s all about the rebrand, the polarizing, the saying “Hey, I’m a cunty brat ( because these girls get popular outside of Canada and have no time to compare beavers with my face in Canada…) but I look good naked SEE!!!”…making moves….the right moves…SEE! The post Danielle Knudson Good Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow Lingerie Selfies because No One Cares Enough To Take Pics for Her of the Day

I am most curious about Rat Cow’s boyfriend, because he’s with her everywhere she goes, a tall ginger dude who doesn’t seem to care that she fucked Ben Affleck and David Fincher either on Gone Girl or for the Gone Girl role…because Hollywood is a dirty, disgusting, sex filled, herpes pile of shit…. I guess dude figures, she’s a good look, her tits are awesome, and he enjoys her company and doesn’t care if she fucks other dudes, because at least she’s fucking him. Now, I know that Rat Cow thinks she’s super important, too important for reality TV, like some kind of film star booking big brand deals…but she’s still low hanging fruit, delusional, and the brands are just fucking idiots who take whatever is popular because it is easy, even if what is popular is an exhibitionist slut dudes follow cuz of tits…exactly the DEMOs DKNY is looking for in the lingerie collection, because DKNY is Rat Cow’s campaign of the year… Either way she takes slutty selfies and her body is great, it will all fade away, but for now…it’s pretty damn good…hence why her boyfriend sticks around when she’s off being a working girl… The post Rat Cow Lingerie Selfies because No One Cares Enough To Take Pics for Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden Using a Urinal of the Day

The highlight of my social media experience this weekend, because I am an obese old man who doesn’t leave my couch, because why bother, but I do scan social media between sexting girls I meet on tinder but have no intention to meet, since they only know me as a man in a mask, who pretends to be 22 on TINDER, but who says that he’s been running his site since 2004, which is true, but I guess they don’t think it’s abnormal that a 22 year old would have started DrunkenStepfather.com at 9 years old…meaning I’ve found myself a good one….and as these things happen, when you’re a lazy waste of space….you see other wastes of space….like Courtney Stodden using a urinal and thinking it’s a great social media pic for her fans…while it is amazing she has fans…despite you being her fan… She was in Vegas having some lame divorce party…with Frenchy Morgan…weirdest car ride ever, dream car ride really…. She’s magical…weird…useless…irrelevant…but magical.. The post Courtney Stodden Using a Urinal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Erotica Polaroids of the Day

I wasn’t going to end the week – without posting some shameless Bella Thorne, Disney Girl turned Social Media Whore, Turned Exhibitionist documenting her entire life – from Bikini Waxes to taking shits, nipples everywhere, the way her generation, because she’s only 19, should be – especially when their parents push them into whoring young… Porned up and perfect….but not really that perfect…I just like her general level of being famous – yet still whoring – because it’s the only way to compete really…I like it alot. The post Bella Thorne Erotica Polaroids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Woman Masturbates on Subway and Other Videos of the Day

Sex in the Stairway Charred Body on TV During Highway 5 Accident Snake in a Dash Driver VS Crosswalk Guy VS Ferry Boat Towing of the Day Idiot Tries Drifting Tractor Asshole Human Slaps a Monkey in India….I Hope He Fucking Dies Idiot Drops Cocaine in Court for a Traffic Ticket Man VS Pitbulls – Trying to Save a Jack Russell Just a Dude Robbing a Store The post Woman Masturbates on Subway and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow in a Magazine of the Day

Rat Cow bores me, she’s got great tits on a small frame, tits I assume are fake, like the injections she’s getting in her face to attempt to look less birdlike, but is failing at….because she’s a failure…in so many ways – besides showing her tits to get attention and carrying that through sex with Kanye, Ben Affleck and David Fincher and really whoever else will give her money… What makes this shoot funny is looking deep into the images, like when I took a film class and had to analyze imagery these people put into the script, you’d be like “I think he filled her wrist as a reflection of her inner soul wanting to slit her wrists, because there was a knife in the next frame”….you know shit that school perpetuates but if you asked the filmmaker or artist why they did it, they’d say “I didn’t notice that”….. You know, her holding a bag of money then sadly hugging a sugar daddy…. SO real…is this a documentary? If it was there’d be more neon signs pointing to her tits… She was also at an event, showing off her Kardashian surgeries – trying to look like Kim Kardashian, because that’s where the whoring and money is, and this famous for showing tits nobody – who thinks she’s a somebody fucking knows that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rat Cow in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Beckinsale’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Kate Beckinsale may be this weird anti-aging celebrity that virgin nerdy dudes at comicon like jerking off to – because she is a freak of nature – especially for a British woman… While Lily Beckinsale is the girl who took her mom’s last name and has a wonderful waist to hip ratio – heading into college while being over 18….tight bodied like she’s not because their genetics defy aging and looking at her sexually – is the right thing to do – but when doing it…it’s hard to not think she’s underage – I guess this is what they look for when casting for teen porn…legal but grey area… The post Lily Beckinsale’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Debby Ryan Nipple of the Day

You may remember Debby Ryan from when she was on Barney & Friends. Weird…. Yes…a child actor in the Barney Franchise….Weird….. Yes…whored out by her parents….but more creepily recognized by you – because you shouldn’t watch Barney enough to recognize the 23 year old version of a kid who was on the show – especially when you don’t have kids…it’s what gets you on the registry…where you belong… She went to some event with no bra on, blazer open, cuz she wanted you to see her tit, so thank her for that with a jerk off…and remember…free the nipple is a good thing – unless I am doing it – in public….because…I’m not a 23 year old with massive nipples…famous from whatever she does – I am too lazy to google her IMDB…when all we care about is the tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Debby Ryan Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Woah Calm Down Gisele of the Day

Gisele Bundchen lookin’ good for some campaign, she doesn’t look a day over 20, yet she’s pushing 40, thank you living the permanent vacation life, it allows a bitch to defy nature…with the help of her pile of money – but more importantly…her husbands stupid money….making them one of the more irritating couple around….and I like to think she’s still a Brazilian Tranny found in some back alley jerking off to some Victoria’s Secret exec – where he realized the no period thing – with the right tuck – would make for the perfect lingerie model – NO pesky pussy juice stains….just man pussy juices…that Brady likes dripping down his weird lockerroom loving chest….that can pay for BOTOX! Or photoshop…or Whatever this is…it’s not what her face Looks lIke… The post Woah Calm Down Gisele of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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