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J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day

J.Lo’s made a lot of money from her ass. She’s the first ridiculous large ass that I remember the mainstream picking up on and thinking was great. It was the Latin Fever or Puerto Rico Fever, or Some kInd of fever, that she likely has from the herpes A Rod has, as the touring Athlete who fucked Paris Hilton…he is….but who needs to worry about J.Lo vagina welts…that shit’s too old to care about, but these pants that are doing some kind of miracle are worth focusing on…they remind me of the girl in the grocery store behind me…all thick in the thighs, like I know she was being held together, but the way it rode her cunt….and the way it made her ass round…was the way I wanted to burry my face in it… I wouldn’t say that’s how I feel about J.Lo…but the ass, one she still uses to land men…is what she wants you to experience so take it all in….and there’s a lot to take in..most asses are this massive… The post J.Lo Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

Jessica Simpson still has fat tits.. Thank god because where would the chubby fat mom of a couple of kids pushing 40 be without her tits… Oh, right she’d be an ex popstar, turned billion dollar fashion brand owner, who makes tons of fucking money regardless of her tits…. She could just sit at home and get fatter and fatter – prepping to play the Gilber Grape mom who just died when hollywood ends up trying to do the remake of the original starring Leo as Johnny Depp and Zach Efron and Leo and I don’t remember that fucking movie, but you’re getting what I’m saying, we’re in a world where fat chicks matter, can have lives as fat chcks, and if her damn million dollar weight watchers contract wasn’t up she could be all she wants to be….in terms of size… I mean she’s rich, she’s got nothing to prove…but at least she’s got that fat chick mindset of use the tits to distract…to prove how basic men who like tits are….we’ll fall for all that shit…. TO SEE THE RESTOF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Miller Tit for Understated Leather of the Day

Alyssa Miller is some hipster model who is probably best know for being a Sports Illustrated Swim model….I am sure she’s made money in her career… But I know her as some chick I follow on Instagram who is getting on in age, she’s around 27, and her highlight reel includes – leaving her photographer boyfriend that got her in Sports Illustrated for Jake Gylenhaal who was her attempt to have that hollywood life…before scaling it all back and moving to TEXAS. NOT BECAUSE she’s from Texas – she’s from LA and clearly some identity crisis, but I guess she liked the country Aesthetic…..so much that she figured it looked good on instagram and she’d have to move there to really capture it….drawn to the old tucks, whiskey and boots…I guess.. I hate to say it looks good, or she looks good, but I know so much about her, more than I’ve know about most girls I’ve ever fucked….which is weird…cuz she’s irrelevant…yet I know so much…what is wrong with my life… She’s showing nipples….nice… These bonus pics are from her instagram. The post Alyssa Miller Tit for Understated Leather of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Tight Dress of the Day

I didn’t know Rosie Huntington-Whitely was pregnant, but she’s pregnant. I guess I don’t keep up to speed on a hot model who gets topless, despite being all fancy with her UK accent, like a trash can glamour girl, but instead a top model, who dates celebrities as a hot model, who I guess is now old – because she’s been around forever- hence the whole pregnancy…. Because I am not a creepy enough fan boy with nothing better to do than obsess over the bitch in transformers who replaced megan fox…even though I really have nothing better to do with my time than obsess over her…I just choose not to.. Ready to drop fantasties rarely exist in my world…unless it’s finding out the bitch I just came in is pregnant with another dude so that we safe…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Twerk Dance of the Day

Bella Thorne is twerking and you should all watch – because that’s the whole reason she put it out there…an innocent 19 year old starlet booking movies because of social media success….doing some twerking…you know like a low level stripper…grinding up on shit….that you wish was your face…because if you’re gonna fantasize about dirty daddy / little girl fetishes – you might as well do it with a well paid starlet everyone wants a piece of….I’ll take the clit…or anus…or really anything…like a lock of her hair…because I am romance… The post Bella Thorne Twerk Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Hadid Nipple Toplessness cuz She’s a Fashion Model of The Day

Bella Hadid is topless in a photoshoot because she’s an actual model, not just a rich kid who has bought her way into celebrity with PR efforts from her rich family, because everyone wants to be the most relevant and most famous, at least people in Hollywood. It’s what they fucking live for… Now, clearly these Mario Sorrenti, fashion photographer pics are because he sees her as a model, and not like he’s been hired by a rich family to shoot a bar mitzvah or sweet sixteen, but I think that the general public knows exactly what this is about…a scam. But it includes nipples and we like nipples so whatever.. The post Bella Hadid Nipple Toplessness cuz She’s a Fashion Model of The Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eva Longoria Bathing Suit of the Day

I have always hated Eva Longoria. No, not because she married a big black guy a while ago, I’m not a racist, but because everyone loves her and thinks she’s wonderful and this great contribution to society…but I see a self hating Mexican, who identifies with being Mexican when it’s good for business…but not when she’s hiring Mexicans to be her slave… But it’s nice to see that despite her efforts, she’s slowly becoming an actual Mexican, because she is a Mexican, rounding out all middle aged, looking like she’s been working at the taco shop making the toritillas… I figure…good choice in the one piece big a burly satan woman. The post Eva Longoria Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

Bella Thorne is so controversial and edgy…. She was angry about some magazine editing out her nipples, because she’s a feminist – empowered – and not a slut – she is a woman and her nipples are her nipples – a vessel to give more than just men boners – but also give babies milk…and more importantly – get her followers… I dig it. She’s so funny… She was in Fishnets promoting some bullshit – when not showing her nipples….She’s the one to watch, the only thing that matters / mattress… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

Bella Thorne is so controversial and edgy…. She was angry about some magazine editing out her nipples, because she’s a feminist – empowered – and not a slut – she is a woman and her nipples are her nipples – a vessel to give more than just men boners – but also give babies milk…and more importantly – get her followers… I dig it. She’s so funny… She was in Fishnets promoting some bullshit – when not showing her nipples….She’s the one to watch, the only thing that matters / mattress… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst for Calvin Klein in Lingerie of the Day

Apparently Kirsten Dunst is in this Calvin Klein ad wearing her underwear… I didn’t watch it, because I don’t like the oppressive nature of advertising. You know trying to seduce me with outtated big titty ex crackhead celebs in their underwear dancing around. Selling me a lifestyle or image that I can only obtain if I buy Calvin Klein lady underwear, that I will wear when I get fucked by producers and execs, to secure a job in entertainment, which will in turn get me paid and make me matter….so that I ccan get cast in underwear videos…the fat man….like Ashley Graham….because it’s the era of exclusivity… So I hate ads, unless they are paying me. Which Calvin Klein isn’t. But if they were. I’d tell you the top 10 reasons to buy Calvin Klein…you see…we are all whores…and if my whoring allows me to sit on my couch updating this shitty site that costs me a ton in server costs to run….I’ll do it…for myself and for the 1 dude who reads it.. The post Kirsten Dunst for Calvin Klein in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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