I try not to old bitch shame Heidi Klum – because she’s an old bitch – and it’s hard to not outline that basic fact, or that she’s got a banged out pussy, thanks to SEAL and her big pile of children…. We live in an era of whiners with this “inclusivity” anti-bullying, everyone is good, we all get the gold medal in a contest, we are all equals, don’t culturally appropriate, we can make babies with other races, we can be fat, but not skinny, topless and slutty because it is empowering, but not in wet t-shirt contests….so Heidi Klum should not be bullied for her age, mainly because she looks amazing… There’s no way she wasn’t created in one of Hitler’s human genetically modification lab to make the super human, if this isn’t German engineering I would be surprised….so you probably shouldn’t fuck with her, or she’ll gas Chamber you…. Because ultimately, she looks amazing in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heidi Klum’s Old Mom Ass in a Bikini of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk is Russian, so that means she’s disciplined, and knows her objectives and the tasks needed to reach those objectives. Whether it’s getting out of Russia and making herself famous….getting campaigns and cashing in as a top model cuz she’s hot… Or knowing to lock in the A-Lister Brad Cooper – by getting knocked up by him – knowing it’ll keep on paying….in perpetuity. She was 31 it was time… Clever Russian… She also knows how to pose…her body to hide the damage of the baby weight, or maybe their is no Baby weight…Russians are crazy….with their gold medal wins and nuclear warfare and etc…. I’m still a fan, even though her vagina is broken, despite being a gold winner…. Maybe you’re more into Serena WIlliams Pregnancy announcement…with dot com Billionaire Reddit dude… The post Irina Shayk “Pre Sunset” Post “Lottery Ticket” Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Piece Water in a Booty with a Flower to celebrate what a lovely and beautiful product Piece Water is….for those of you who smoke weed in a water pipe / bong / etc….which should be all of you…because that’s what life is about…getting trippy…. I may not smoke weed, because I am a drunk, but the 22 year old girls I hang out with do, and they say that Piece Water solves every problem you would typically have smoking with a water pipe. Proof. It is an exclusive blend of safe-all- natural mineral, vegetable, and fruit extracts that work to prevent resin from forming within a bong, water pipe, or bubbler. It’s 100% All Natural and Absolutely Non-Toxic. Because who wants anything TOXIC…you’re smoking weed man, not Sythentic heroin….? So add Piece Water to a clean bong and the bong stay clean and clear from NO resin build up. When you are ready to change your bong’s piece water rinse the pipe with tap water and it will be clean! Piece Water acts as a filter of particulate matter and NO ONE wants PARTICULATE MATTER….which may make for a healthier smoke and HEALTHY is what you need. ? So don’t clean your bong, use your bong the right way, with an innovative product, because it will impress the ladies… ?I repeat because this is important the BENEFITS Are: ?1- Keeps Bongs and Rigs Clean While Smoking? 2- Eliminates Need To Clean Water Pipe With Harsh Chemicals (Just a quick rinse with tap water and the water pipe is clean!) ? 3- Acts as a filter of particulate matter, which makes for much cleaner and smoother hits! 4- Viscosity Produces Better Draw For A Deeper Pull? 5- Reduces Smell Between Water Changes ? 6- No Mixing Or Measuring Required? 7- Store in Refrigerator for Cool Hits 8- Much thicker than water, Piece Water is completely odorless, and tasteless. 9- NO MORE TOXIC CLEANERS! NO MORE SOAKING, SHAKING, AND SCRUBBING YOUR BONG 10- Looks good jammed up in a woman’s ass – but only if there’s a flower because it makes it more romantic… Piece Water comes in 12oz. bottles, and the best deal is 3 @ $25. SILKY SMOOTH HITS! CLEANER SMOKE! LESS SMELL! GOOD TIMES! MAGICAL! SO GET PIECE WATER HERE The post Piece Water in a Booty with a Flower of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katherine Heigl is as doughy, boring, played out as any almost 40 year old mom…rocking that mom body…even though she didn’t have a kid herself, but rather adopted one from Korea and the USA, because Katherine Heigl has had a doughy, boring, played out mom body since she was in her mid 20s. I never understood why anyone was interested in her, or thought she was anything magical, but I guess she’s rich and was on TV and at least one movie, so that increases her stock value. It’s like “why’s that dude with a doughy mom body with two adopted babies thanks to her being infertile”….”oh she’s from Grey’s Anatomy and 40 year old Virgin and like all doughy mom bodies, has big tits”…..”Makes sense”. Here she is having her white dress eat her ass… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Katherine Heigl’s Horrible Ass Eating a White Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tove Lo is so edgy… While tens of thousands of idiots are raging for her like this was something like Woodstock – you know revolutionary – when really it’s just a mall mainstream experience – where the only political agenda the idiots in attendance are excited by is the next pop song, the next snapchat filter, the next line of make-up a Jenner puts out…you know the worst humans ever…vapid…taking selfies of their outfits – as they all walk the grounds – looking into their phones, looking the same, like robots living through a screen…just consuming our resources and better off dead… Tove Lo pulls out her tits… And the crowd goes wild…like she’s being innovative, inspiring, exciting, political, with purpose, and not just a shameless bitch who like a half retard likes pulling out her tits as the fans cheer onto what looks and feels like their leader…for those minutes she’s on set, cuz they are flimsy and will move onto the next tits in a minute. TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Tove Lo Titty Flash at Coachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tove Lo is so edgy… While tens of thousands of idiots are raging for her like this was something like Woodstock – you know revolutionary – when really it’s just a mall mainstream experience – where the only political agenda the idiots in attendance are excited by is the next pop song, the next snapchat filter, the next line of make-up a Jenner puts out…you know the worst humans ever…vapid…taking selfies of their outfits – as they all walk the grounds – looking into their phones, looking the same, like robots living through a screen…just consuming our resources and better off dead… Tove Lo pulls out her tits… And the crowd goes wild…like she’s being innovative, inspiring, exciting, political, with purpose, and not just a shameless bitch who like a half retard likes pulling out her tits as the fans cheer onto what looks and feels like their leader…for those minutes she’s on set, cuz they are flimsy and will move onto the next tits in a minute. TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Tove Lo Titty Flash at Coachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicki Minaj wore a great shirt…BONDAGE ropes…because she’s so fucking hard… Just not hard enough to show her actual tits – because despite being a shameless, plastic surgery ridden, monster – who basically through out her candy-coated – acting school nonsense act for the record labels to speak to the direction the kids of today respond to – like porn and slutty bad behavior – she shifted…. So she’ll get out there with her tits tied up like a fetish video, for a selfie…but she won’t actually be in the fetish video because that’s crossing the line… Even though Nicki Minaj is a fetish in and of herself, that some people jerk off to, meaning to at least one person out there – her big titty implants are a fetish…so this one’s for you… I find the whole thing pretty boring…really.. The post Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicki Minaj wore a great shirt…BONDAGE ropes…because she’s so fucking hard… Just not hard enough to show her actual tits – because despite being a shameless, plastic surgery ridden, monster – who basically through out her candy-coated – acting school nonsense act for the record labels to speak to the direction the kids of today respond to – like porn and slutty bad behavior – she shifted…. So she’ll get out there with her tits tied up like a fetish video, for a selfie…but she won’t actually be in the fetish video because that’s crossing the line… Even though Nicki Minaj is a fetish in and of herself, that some people jerk off to, meaning to at least one person out there – her big titty implants are a fetish…so this one’s for you… I find the whole thing pretty boring…really.. The post Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead…. Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do… Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful.. When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top… TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead…. Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do… Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful.. When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top… TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
